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posted on 07-22-2001 @ 9:33 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Yes there is. It's called the WTO.



Those fuckers can't even agree on free trade among it's member states.


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posted on 07-22-2001 @ 9:52 AM      
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Oswald didn't do it. Not my theory, just my conclusion. It was OJ.


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posted on 07-22-2001 @ 3:52 PM      
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quote:

Those fuckers can't even agree on free trade among it's member states.


That's what they would like you to believe. Just wait till the globabl economy is under their sole control.



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posted on 07-22-2001 @ 4:02 PM      
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Did anyone else realize how TG started with a wacky theory as a joke and we are now in real conspiracy theory/belief terrirory,

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posted on 07-22-2001 @ 7:02 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Oswald didn't do it. Not my theory, just my conclusion. It was OJ.



Hey, thats IT!! O in the book depository, J on the grassy knoll...

You mean, TG wasn't serious about the bug thing?
~nevermind~


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Cluster F
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 12:00 PM      
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Ive thought up of another theory:

Tim McVeigh is still alive somewhere. There is no way that this guy did all of that stuff for himself. Im sure that if you did background checks on the people that died, that some of them knew something about the government, and had to be destroyed. Tim McVeigh was/still is working for the government. As for the "lethal injection", i am convinced that the 10 "witnesses" work for the government too. All we have is a statement by an official that he died a few minutes after the injection. Maybe the injection people didnt know it, but once he "died", he was probably put into a bodybag and the FBI probably took him away. Then, a little later they opened it up and woke him up. He might not be known as Tim McVeigh anymore, but I think he is still alive.

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posted on 07-23-2001 @ 12:16 PM      
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Hey may be dead CF but that doesn't necessarily mean he acted alone...

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posted on 07-23-2001 @ 12:22 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
I consider myself one of the more liberal people out there, but I don't get the whole WTO taking over the world thing. It doesn't make sense. One organization can't control the worlds economy. It would send the world into a depression within 5 years. Locals need to control the Economy, They know the real pulse behind their own GNP. You would think that these "super humans" controling everything would know this If i do.

It's the same thing with a Global Gov't org. like the UN. Every country still needs to govern themselves. What flys in Angola won't necessary work in Korea.

I can report one solved conspiracy though. I thought that the POP-Up adds on this board were there to piss me off and not be able to see what I was typing. Until i figured out that I could Drag them out of the way.

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posted on 07-23-2001 @ 12:52 PM      
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Of course the economy would be in shambles. You mentioned what flys in Korea doesn't necesarily do in Angola. That's what the WTO is doing. Uniform worldwide trade rules that will be the same everywhere.

The WTO supercedes democratic law. For example the WTO revoked a US clean air act because several foreign businesses said this was unfair because they had to create parts with less emissions. Eventually the US had to settle on a very weak clean air act. The WTO can control pretty much every aspect of your life.



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posted on 07-23-2001 @ 1:02 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

The WTO supercedes democratic law. For example the WTO revoked a US clean air act because several foreign businesses said this was unfair because they had to create parts with less emissions. Eventually the US had to settle on a very weak clean air act. The WTO can control pretty much every aspect of your life.



I got news for you AM, the US wants a very weak clean air act. It means mo money for the bastard CEO's of the world. CEO's is the real problem that we have to overcome not the WTO.

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posted on 07-23-2001 @ 1:12 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I just blame all the crap in the world on the jews. Its just easier that way.

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posted on 07-23-2001 @ 1:20 PM      
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I have one. It concerns Dallas being a large city with large media attention and national identity, Buffalo being a smaller city with less exposure, a neglected rule, and a sports commisinor who knows dick about hockey.







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posted on 07-23-2001 @ 1:32 PM      
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quote:

I got news for you AM, the US wants a very weak clean air act. It means mo money for the bastard CEO's of the world. CEO's is the real problem that we have to overcome not the WTO.


Politicians do some stuff in order to get votes. This is what the Clinton adminstration did. They gave in to public demand for cleaner air and it was going to go into effect when the WTO ruled that it did not comply with their rules. Obviously the country wants unclean air but we need to get it cleaner every chance we get.



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posted on 07-23-2001 @ 2:06 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
I agree AM, but Our best intrest gets in the way of thier best intrest. And be get run over.

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posted on 07-23-2001 @ 2:21 PM      
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That is very true. That is why we need to fight for our rights every chance we have.



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posted on 07-23-2001 @ 2:28 PM      
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Here's a REAL theory:

As you may know, there is a period of a few MILLION years between the extinction of the dinosaurs and the present day, but there is only a record of humans for 300,000 years of human existence.

There is a theory that humans have been around for a LOT longer than that. That every few hundred thousand years, there is a major disaster that wipes out almost all life on earth and all the survivors have to start over again. The theory is that intelligent Homo Sapiens have been around for at least a MILLION years longer than people beleive today. That the human race has BARELY survived SEVERAL extinction level events and had to start completely over after each one. That's why the Sphynx is thousands of years older than the Egyptian civilization. That explains the stories of Atlantis, and a lot of other stuff.


Another theory is that humanity started on MARS and, after a major disaster, most of the humans came to earth. Others continued on spaceships out into deep space. Now, those who went out into deep space are coming back to their home solar system to find out what happened to their relatives. The reason their short and gray woth big black eyes is the result of a few hundred thousand years of evolution in space. They only visit because they couldn't survive on earth, have a "Prime Directive" and are only curious about their "less evolved" relatives.


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posted on 07-23-2001 @ 3:00 PM      
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New sub-topic: Sports.

Micheal Jordan, arguably the best NBA star ever (ask the Sports Guys), was involved in gambling as was his father. His father, unfortunately, was taken out and the NBA caught on to Jordan's business. Instead of suspending the aforementioned star, they allowed him to "psuedo-retire" to baseball, remain in the headlines of the sports world, and come back in a few years after the dust had settled. It worked.

PS: I personally did not come up with that one, but I have always found it interesting.

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posted on 07-23-2001 @ 6:51 PM      
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ive heard about a conspiracy theory that me and slash are the same person. i still wonder if that one is true or not;)




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posted on 07-23-2001 @ 7:26 PM      
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Once I had to come up with one in return for disadvantage character points in a game of GURPS. I decided that the mole-men were involved in a vast scheme than involves the world's communication sattelites and Scotch tape to destroy the worlds supply of Lasagna.

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posted on 07-23-2001 @ 7:40 PM      
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FACE/SLASH : Which personality would be speaking to?????

I also heard that UP and IP were actually the same person.

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posted on 07-23-2001 @ 7:50 PM      
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I heard one conspiracy that froy isn't gay and that its a way to get closer to chicks. Wait that one can't possibly be true.



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