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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: How far would go? | ||||
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| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 12:44 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01  | I just got a call from a friend of mine here is his problem. He knows a girl in south jersey that wanted him to help her out this weekend. He thinks she was going to put out after he helped her. Needless to say she made him do a few things to prove he was worth getting into her pants. What would you do (sexual or non-sexual) to get laid?  AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
| Lgaia | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 12:56 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Tequila, This is a good question. I was wondering the other day how far men would go, and if women who date women do the same thing? It may sound wierd, but I can't really answer this , I have never tried to get laid. Have always had a long term relationship.(Do women that are single, go out and try to get laid?) | ||||
| njstrawberry | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 12:59 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Yes, women who are single or at least I know I have when I was single, do make it a point to go out and get laid. Why do you think we make men buy us drinks and dinner and take us to a movie? Answer, cause we are all whores, we just won't do it for free...well at least some of us don't...lol Personally, the most I have had a guy do to get laid was fly to Florida to visit me two weeks after meeting him on the internet...needless to say...he's the man I married... lmfao  I was bi when being bi wasn't kewl. Mmmm tastes like chicken to me, wanna lick? DON'T UNDER ESTIMATE THE PSYCHO FACTOR IN MY HEAD | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 1:02 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | pussy has mystical powers.
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| njstrawberry | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 1:06 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | ...and yes if I want a woman...I make it a point to go out and find one...no running around the bush (no pun intended) about it... lol I was bi when being bi wasn't kewl. Mmmm tastes like chicken to me, wanna lick? DON'T UNDER ESTIMATE THE PSYCHO FACTOR IN MY HEAD | ||||
| WoundedAngel Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell. | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 1:12 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Well I never used to go too far. I was always the shy girly one who waited for men to approach me. But when desperate for sex, I'm sure a lot of people would do stupid things. I once had a friend pretend to be someone else, entirely, just to get laid. | ||||
| Fuckbag | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 1:39 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jun. 01 | A side question: how old is too old to be a virgin? Non sottovalutare mai lo psico fattore in mia testa! | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 2:40 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | PREVENT RAPE, SAY YES.  You analyze me, tend to despise me You laugh when I stumble and fall There may come a say when I'll dance on your grave I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe But at least I'm enjoying the ride. She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| zootybang | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 3:09 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | I would step over my wounded, bleeding mother to get laid. She was in my way.I HAD to shoot her. God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole. Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker. | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 3:30 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Is anyone else concerned that gonzo suddenly has a catch phrase?  Resident Board Socialist Email me here IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag Webmaster of the Undergound Unofficial I Hate WhackBagKid Message Board I currently have brought Syndicate into the International | ||||
| Enigma Sig Pics of HOT CHICKS and an SU Feed... will wonders never cease? | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 3:35 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | quote: If it hasn't happened for you yet it's never gonna happen...j/k Twenty would probably be pushing it. Another side question...how young is too young to lose your virginity?  | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 3:39 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: ahem deek "Touch My Schmekel" You analyze me, tend to despise me You laugh when I stumble and fall There may come a say when I'll dance on your grave I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe But at least I'm enjoying the ride. She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 3:43 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | But this is one is more dark instead of light humorous kid touching fun. Resident Board Socialist Email me here IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag Webmaster of the Undergound Unofficial I Hate WhackBagKid Message Board I currently have brought Syndicate into the International | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 3:45 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | please, rape is always funny and lighthearted. and i am tired of women using pussy like kryptonite to make me kneel and cower. Whilst they walk around horny acting the fools. Then some brother wants a quick lay and some bitch doesnt wanna or changes her mind and its called rape. Fuck that just lay there for 2 mins and shut up. Then you can be content in knowing you made someones day. You analyze me, tend to despise me You laugh when I stumble and fall There may come a say when I'll dance on your grave I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe But at least I'm enjoying the ride. She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Unicron | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 4:07 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Mar. 01 | Gonzo, sick, as always :) ok, now my point, i would do ANYTHING to get laid......that is all.  | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 9:21 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | If driving, I set a limit of about 150 miles. When flying, Russia and Cuba is out of the question. With all of the connections necessary to get there, I'm just too damn tired to make it worth my while ;-) o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com Frat Guy has rented one of the foster bedrooms as of 7/21. Yes ladies, another college boy is in town for you to ravage. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| ~FallenAingL~ Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Reaver Strike Battalion Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones. | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 10:07 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01 | ... I've kept a relationship with a Macy's model for about 5 months only messaging her on and off. Then she flew to New York for a shoot... I drove up there from North Jersey then I flew my shoot on her face. Hmm, it does seem kinda lazy of me to just give er random messages. But then again, with the amount of drugs I used to do it doesn't surprise me one bit. Other than this exrtemely rare model incident, women normaly come to me. Luck of the draw I guess.  Semper Fi, FallenAingL "For all our bravado, we knew It meant only one thing when Kain drew the Soul Reaver in anger... it meant you were dead." -Raziel 'Reaver of Souls' | ||||
| Kim | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 11:10 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Ummm...Ok... "If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain." -Maya Angelou "A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous." -Ingrid Bergman | ||||
| zootybang | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 11:21 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: I concur, and add a resounding "huh?" to the mix. God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole. Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker. This message was edited by zootybang on 7-22-01 @ 11:25 AM | ||||
| SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 12:01 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | What a collection of loaded questions. Considering I don't like breaking the law or taking advantage of others, which is supposedly the point of the law, but thats a grey area, considering our laws are really fucked up anyway and I'm just going to continue this run-on sentence until I get back on track which should be right about now. Right, where was I? Yeah, so I'd say you gotta get laid, at least in NY, by the time you're eighteen because I know I don't wanna die not having had sex with an underage TEEEEEEN girl. That leaves me with just under 10 months. ::sob:: Or, conversely, if you have no problem breaking that statutory rape law, you've got more time. And some people just consider it rapfe,... and no one has ever been convicted of rapfe. (Bonus points to anyone who remembers that little gem, not like I can grant them) Now as for too young, I'd say one standard deviation below the mean would be it,... the mean being 16.2,... but then again its not a normal distribution anyway, I just wanted to sound sophisticated, but I'd say if you lose it in Junior High, you're a whoooooa and will never amount to anything. All the people I know personally who did should get in a coffin. Your results may vary. [Edit: formatting]
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| o&aswallow | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 12:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Bzzzzzt. Would you like to try a lifeline?? :-) o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com Frat Guy has rented one of the foster bedrooms as of 7/21. Yes ladies, another college boy is in town for you to ravage. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 12:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Hell I am a guy so I will answer this honestly, I will do whatever it takes to get sex, as long as it does not cut into my board time, chat time, sleep time, work time, dinner time,or rest time. LMMFAO. Telling people their desire Satan's sitting there, he's smiling Watches those flames get higher and higher Oh no, no, please God help me! | ||||
| SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 12:36 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Better watch your back OAS,... I'll be watching your posts like a hawk.
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| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 12:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Hmmm....personally it all depends on the person you are trying to get laid by. If I was trying to just get laid in general, I wouldn't do that much...I would just see what came to me and make a decision as to whether or not I wanted to put myself out there like that. If there was a specific person I really really wanted to have sex with, there would probably be very little that I wouldn't do to get them naked. :)  All I've undergone I will keep on Underneath it all We feel so small The heavens fall But still we crawl All I've undergone I will keep on | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 12:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | So FMFB, based on your comments, I didn't do it for you huh??? ;-) SYNT - No need to watch like a hawk, I mess up on my own about every 3rd post or so...LOL o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com Frat Guy has rented one of the foster bedrooms as of 7/21. Yes ladies, another college boy is in town for you to ravage. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. This message was edited by o&aswallow on 7-22-01 @ 12:55 PM | ||||
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