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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Good Ideas for Revenge..... | ||||
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| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 1:12 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01  | Lets just say you were wronged by someone and you needed revenge....what would you do (it can't be anything that would put you in jail)that would make you feel better? (Any good ideas would be greatly appreciated) :)  All I've undergone I will keep on Underneath it all We feel so small The heavens fall But still we crawl All I've undergone I will keep on | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 1:15 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: wow umm i remember my revenge ideas thread from the old board, better step away from this one or i will be here all fuckin day, lmaowirtcjgdbf!!!!   You analyze me, tend to despise me You laugh when I stumble and fall There may come a day when I'll dance on your grave I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe But at least I'm enjoying the ride. She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 1:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Come on GS unleash your evil.... :) I was thinking of the ever popular laxatives in pastries....but I wonder if yoy would be able to taste the medicine? All I've undergone I will keep on Underneath it all We feel so small The heavens fall But still we crawl All I've undergone I will keep on | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 1:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Are they married? Have children? Have parents? Have grandparents? How do yu know them? What did they do to you that warrants revenge? You need to do your research on the person that warrants your revenge because while revenge is a dish best serve cold, it's also best served personal. EDIT: I posted this before I saw FMFB's second post and while I believe you wouldn't taste the exlax as if you're chewing it it will work. HOWEVER, Ex-lax in brownie /is/ an arrestabl e offense. The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 7-22-01 @ 1:22 PM | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 1:20 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: not if you mix the laxative with a little bit of flavored cough syrup. It wont distort the laxative but it will neutralize the taste, can also use it in a fruit punch if its like a cherry flavored syrup. I really would give you ideas i have hundreds but all depends on who did you wrong, how they did you wrong, and how far you will go or how pissed are ya? You analyze me, tend to despise me You laugh when I stumble and fall There may come a day when I'll dance on your grave I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe But at least I'm enjoying the ride. She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 1:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Ikea...its more of a hypothetical not necessarily aimed at a specific person..... GS...think serial killer pissed.... All I've undergone I will keep on Underneath it all We feel so small The heavens fall But still we crawl All I've undergone I will keep on | ||||
| Enigma Sig Pics of HOT CHICKS and an SU Feed... will wonders never cease? | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 1:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | If they are a customer of yours at a resteraunt you have to spit in their food. If they are a person who walks their dog by your house and lets that little rat shit on your lawn without picking it up you have to go to their house at three in the morning and take a nasty one on their front steps.  | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 1:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | hmmm...revenge...FMFB how bout stabbing the person who has wronged you twelve or thirteen times in the back? thats always good for a goof, and might be appropriate in this one  Here's to the nights we felt alive Here's to the tears you knew you'd cry Here's to goodbye, tomorrow is gonna come too soon... Anyone else wanting to be adopted IM me at Jemo123 | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 1:31 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | here is a pretty universal one it's an oldie but goosie and i have used it several times works like a charm. All you need is milk, a jar, and a chicken quarter. Put the chicken quarter (thigh and leg) RAW chicken ofocurse in the jar. Fill the jar not full ofcourse about 3/4 of the way. Seal it and hide it away where no one will look. The milk and thigh will ferment and create a powerful gas build up takes anywhere from 2-3 weeks i dunno what decides the factors. When the gas has built enough the top of the jar will pop off by itself and release a horrid smell of rotting flesh and meat that will fill the room in a matter of seconds. If you are lucky they dont find it for hours. Then you will not get that smell out for months man, months, lol. Remmeber must be an air tight jar. or one time i used tupperwear works just as good You analyze me, tend to despise me You laugh when I stumble and fall There may come a day when I'll dance on your grave I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe But at least I'm enjoying the ride. She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 1:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | CLS...why stab the back, when you can stab the sack?? :) All I've undergone I will keep on Underneath it all We feel so small The heavens fall But still we crawl All I've undergone I will keep on | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 1:32 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If they are a customer of yours at a resteraunt you have to spit in their food. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- wow man stop being so sadistic, cliche much? i do have a very intricate masterful plan, but it is very detailed and ust be followed step by step and it will take 3-4 hours to do. But it will make the news probably lol. I'll type it out later on maybe. You analyze me, tend to despise me You laugh when I stumble and fall There may come a day when I'll dance on your grave I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe But at least I'm enjoying the ride. She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 1:36 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Visine, just a few drops in someone's drink.
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| Lgaia | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 1:36 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | I have heard Of Visine in coffee...heard it gives you the green apple splatters, dont use TOO much though! | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 1:37 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Lgaia, are you looking over my shoulder?
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| o&aswallow | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 1:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Ok FMFB who wronged you? Let me at em babe! Of course if it was someone on the board, calling them out here never works ;-)  o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com Frat Guy has rented one of the foster bedrooms as of 7/21. Yes ladies, another college boy is in town for you to ravage. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| Lgaia | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 1:41 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Why yes Kid, yes I am. HEY! Put that back!! :) | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 1:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Does Visine really work? OAS - even if it were someone on the board, I would never ever call them out like that, I wouldn't want it to be done to me either. :) Too bad theres no way to give someone an STD without actually having one yourself.... All I've undergone I will keep on Underneath it all We feel so small The heavens fall But still we crawl All I've undergone I will keep on | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 1:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Never underestimate the power of the internet. I wouldn't be surprised if someone isn't selling a petri dish of something out there somewhere. Hell check e-bay....lol o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com Frat Guy has rented one of the foster bedrooms as of 7/21. Yes ladies, another college boy is in town for you to ravage. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. This message was edited by o&aswallow on 7-22-01 @ 1:53 PM | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 1:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Tell the person that their significant other is cheating on them. Creates paranoia, insecurity, depression, might cause a break-up, hell it worked for SHakespeare and just as good today. The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 1:54 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: oh no no no lol we've done that enough, lol. go to an aids ward and pull an adebisi. Take some blood and then stick the needle in his neck. You analyze me, tend to despise me You laugh when I stumble and fall There may come a day when I'll dance on your grave I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe But at least I'm enjoying the ride. She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 1:56 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | How about going away for the weekend with this person and leaving them there?? All I've undergone I will keep on Underneath it all We feel so small The heavens fall But still we crawl All I've undergone I will keep on | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 1:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: What would work better is take them somewhere, tie them up thinking you are going to have kinky sex with them. Then when they are tied up, you bring in another partner, have sex with that person while the tied up one watches. Then when your done, look at the guy and say, fuck you asshole and then leave him there, still tied up! o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com Frat Guy has rented one of the foster bedrooms as of 7/21. Yes ladies, another college boy is in town for you to ravage. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 2:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Now thats just fucking scary...and didn't I say nothing that would put me in the slammer?? :) All I've undergone I will keep on Underneath it all We feel so small The heavens fall But still we crawl All I've undergone I will keep on | ||||
| Lgaia | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 2:05 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Goddamn O&A...Thats fucked up, well so is the whole AIDS thing too.... | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 2:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:Interesting concept but you need details. Do you mean something like saying you're going out to get a drink and then just leaving them there or like really leaving them. Go to a seedy motel (won't check your identification, sign fake name), chloroform/drug them, dress them up in some sort of leather creepy outfit, tie them to a chair or something, ball gag in the mouth, blindfolded. Then you leave, put the do not disturb sign on a door and wait to see how long until they are found. If you want despending on the time you have and how well the chloroform work cut the body a little. Nothing to cause injury but enough to break skin and cause bleeding like a derpessed 16 year old girl. And to "use" OAS's idea, buttplug up the ass during the whole thing can work too. The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney | ||||
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