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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Makeup Miracles? | ||||
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| Arthur Dent | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 4:44 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00  |     Damn, if these are real...  An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools. --Ernest Hemingway "I don't read books, but I have friends who do." -Presidential Candidate George W. Bush "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears | ||||
| BawxedWine | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 5:01 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | wow, Christina Applegate looks like a corpse. I hope those aren't real. Girls get moist for the Chevy Blazer. | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 5:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Makeupless Pam ANderson looks like that chick from the Terminator movie (Linda Hamilton) Cameron Diaz looks high as per usual Madonna looks like she just ate Guy Ritchie Christina Applegate looks like her 20 year in the future taking a dump whilst having constipation The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney | ||||
| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 5:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | was this part of the test for your cosmetoligy licence dent? Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!! graduted by CRXGIRL AIM- Arpikarhu  | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 5:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | I can't quite figure out why...but those photos make me happy :) Hey, with the right make-up artist and hair dresser, I could look like a movie star :) :) :)  Will the soul survive ultimately Oh, will peace ever be found When I drag my feet on hallowed ground I don't wanna know what the future will hold I don't wanna pray cause I'm lost anyway [Email]spitfire@opieanthony.com">E-Mail Me | ||||
| Snoteater | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 5:27 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | Christina Applegate looks like someone completely different. I though Madonna looked even worse in the BMW thing. Also notice that they all have baggy eyes. | ||||
| slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 5:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: [blatantasskissingdrippingwithsarcasm] But Spit, you already look like a movie star!{/blatanasskissingdrippingwithsarcasm] ;)  School's out, shouldn't you have a job? The Slackjaw School of Satire and Sodomy has completed the removal of all carcinogens..... now they are Tequila's mess! We are officially back in business, first new adoptee gets a lifetime pass to the new fun park facilities! Yes, yes, Spermie World is up and running! Two Slots open. | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 5:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | those pics are real folks CIT (Cuties in Training): none, have room for 2 email me if you want to be a Cutie Yahman - Certified Cutie as of 6/19/01 | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 5:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Yeah, I heard they're looking for a stunt double for RuPaul in his next movie. You'd fit right in. Except ya gotta lose some of that ass. Baby got back but you got back, front, side, top, bottom, etc., etc......  If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website Newest member of Grumpy's home for demented and psychotic midgets: ms moneypenny. Any and all inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me. | ||||
| Nana's Precious | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 5:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | damn Arthur for killing my Cameron Diaz fantasy....and this just goes to prove why "regular chicks" will always be more gooder... "what, I thought we were all just having fun..." guardian of f_tarded | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 6:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Well when their bent over grabbing their ankles, how important is makeup? o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com Frat Guy has rented one of the foster bedrooms as of 7/21. Yes ladies, another college boy is in town for you to ravage. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 6:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | is it just me, or does cameron diaz's before pic look like a disembodied head? last time, the insects got me, but  | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 6:31 PM | | |||
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| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 6:35 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Which one is Applegate on the left or the right? The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney | ||||
| SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 6:59 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | That is the scariest crap I've ever seen. But do they seriously look like that WHENEVER they have no makeup on? Or did they just catch them after a brutal beating? And that doesnt even look like it could possibly ever be Christina Applegate. But then again, it looks like she was jogging and they caught her on the way up as the G force on her face was greater. You gotta admit those shots of Anna Kournikova as she's grunting and heading for the ball arent hot either.
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| mikeWOW | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 7:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | c-u-n tues- ur soo right. they catch the stars in the absolute worst moment. they dont always look that bad w/out make-up.. come on! "i hate people that dont get it!" | ||||
| Lgaia | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 7:43 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Dude, The pictures are right there! Do you think the photographer just happened to get EACH 1 on a horrible day? I worked for Estee Lauder and For Mac, and beleive me, makeup, especially when worn for the silver screen, is HEAVY DUTY. Most women need at least some makeup when they leave the house, but jesus christ, Pam Anderson, and Cameron Diaz look like they hit every branch on the way down the ugly tree. Just goes to show you what a trowel and some spackle can do for a woman, and that were all human. Holy shit. I AM stupified! "All you touch and all you see, Is all your life will ever be." This message was edited by Lgaia on 7-24-01 @ 10:59 PM | ||||
| Imhotep | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 7:55 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 01 | That's pretty scary. | ||||
| WoundedAngel Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell. | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:27 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Lgaia is right. I studied screen make-up for a while and am pretty damn good at it. Now you men are discovering the power of it. Make-up can do anything from making you look like you got a nose job, collagen lip implants, or structured cheekbones, all in a matter of minutes. | ||||
| Whackbag | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:36 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | Applegate looks like Cameron from Ferris B. I could totally picture her saying, "Pardon me sir, but you are an asshole" or kicking her dads classic red car. Cameron Diaz in that pic looks like Kim Basinger when Petty lays her down in the water in the "Mary Jane's last dance" video. | ||||
| WoundedAngel Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell. | posted on 07-25-2001 @ 12:30 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | I found some more...sorry if they're kinda big.. Alicia Silverstone -Before  -After  Linda Evangelista -Before  -After  Anna-Nicole Smith -before  -After  If you would like to see more, I've got them. Please tell me. | ||||
| Lgaia | posted on 07-25-2001 @ 12:50 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Wounded...Isnt makeup fucking AMAZING!!??! Oh about those pics you posted...holy fuckin' blimp batman!! That was definatley when Ana-Nicole was in her "chunky" stage. Each one of those tits had to be 20 pounds. Blecchh!! What a mess.... "All you touch and all you see, Is all your life will ever be." Hey Seph, That picture HAS to be one of the funniest things I have EVER seen!! This message was edited by Lgaia on 7-25-01 @ 12:55 AM | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 07-25-2001 @ 10:04 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Wounded, you got the Anna Nicole pics backward. First she looked hot, then the old guy died and she turned into a blimp. And is it just me, or does the before pic of Alicia Silverstone look like she could be WG's sister? An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools. --Ernest Hemingway "I don't read books, but I have friends who do." -Presidential Candidate George W. Bush "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 07-25-2001 @ 10:19 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Thank god for normal women!! Who needs to see the stars when we have the normal girls looking better anyway?? Show us more wounded!!! AIM: SkiT4you First Member of the JWO | ||||
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