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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 2:52 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
3. When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
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This is only true when the guy has no fucking clue how to do it right!


Devon you fucking tool! This list is a fucking joke. Why would you write that? Are you trying to mack the ladies and show that you know how to give good oral sex? You're an idiot. We all know that this is a joke, yet you found it necessary to correct the list. You're a tool.
Keep sucking dick. You're probably better at it.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island

FeelMyFunBags
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 3:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with their muck


What about if they shoot it up there nose?

quote:
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can
really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.


I think my ex watched way too much porn.... :(


why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not?
why's it so hard to tell you what I want?
why can't you just read my mind?




Nana's Precious
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 5:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
24. Women never have headaches ... or periods.
29. Men don't have to beg.

in a perfect world, only in a perfect world....





"what, I thought we were all just having fun..."

guardian of f_tarded


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