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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 08-14-2001 @ 2:01 PM      
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Glad you appreciated the info Tequila but it was for Tard :)

Anyway how the hell do you ask your 36 year old professor out for drinks? (By the way I'm 22 so at least I am old enough to drink)


why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not?
why's it so hard to tell you what I want?
why can't you just read my mind?





AFDude
posted on 08-14-2001 @ 2:05 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Start the convo off with something like "I really enjoyed your class, Professor _______. Maybe we could get together for a drink some night and talk?"

Hope it helps, FMFB...I'm no expert, but the best way is to be straightforward....:)








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McBourbon
posted on 08-14-2001 @ 2:05 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
'kay...it goes like this: "Excuse me, would you like to go out for some drinks or dinner after class today?"



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An equal opportunity pisser-offer.

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King f-tard
posted on 08-14-2001 @ 2:15 PM      
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Thanks for the info.

Back to the topic at hand, FMFB and her professor. It depends on what you want. If you want to bump uglies with him, just be forward and tell him. Say something like,"I really loved your class today, mind if I give you a hummer?" That would probablly work. It sure would work on me.





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I must remember to bend down at first base.
And your point is???

FeelMyFunBags
posted on 08-14-2001 @ 2:17 PM      
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You guys don't think thats too forward? Perhaps I could slip a note into my final or paper?


why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not?
why's it so hard to tell you what I want?
why can't you just read my mind?





AFDude
posted on 08-14-2001 @ 2:21 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
He'd respect you a lot more if you just came out and asked him. Slipping him a note is a little like you're back in high school or something don't you think?

Just come out and ask him...








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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 08-14-2001 @ 2:24 PM      
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Maybe I will...who knows, but I do think regardless it would be best to wait until after classes are over. I gotta get going now, I will catch ya'll later...thanks for all the advice!


why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not?
why's it so hard to tell you what I want?
why can't you just read my mind?





McBourbon
posted on 08-14-2001 @ 2:29 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
eh....be careful...when classes are over, the opportunity to ask might be too. Make the move now, and then perhaps develop the relationship after classes are over.



"You go to the box for two minutes, you know, and....you feel shame...and then you get free." --Denis Lemieux
An equal opportunity pisser-offer.

"If it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!"


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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 08-14-2001 @ 2:33 PM      
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Right after the test ask him if he wants to back to your place for a pizza & a fuck. If he says he cant say "whats wrong you dont like pizza"


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King f-tard
posted on 08-14-2001 @ 3:10 PM      
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Always go for it, besides you are the girl, men dont care, if a girl comes up to you and says she wants you, you go for it, I would. And he will toO.





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If you are interested in adoption, IM me Or E-Mail Me


I must remember to bend down at first base.
And your point is???

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posted on 08-14-2001 @ 3:18 PM      
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of course go for it! all guys love it when the woman steps to theM




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Brokenjaw
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posted on 08-14-2001 @ 4:00 PM      
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My god FMFB's just grap him and kiss him and see what he does

FUCK YOU TEQUILA

Pit black shape with eyes of fire
Telling people their desire
Satan's sitting there, he's smiling
Watches those flames get higher and higher
Oh no, no, please God help me!


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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 08-14-2001 @ 6:53 PM      
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Stick your toungue down his throat. If a female did that to me I would kiss her bacK


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Brokenjaw
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posted on 08-14-2001 @ 8:27 PM      
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Keep dreaming Tequila.. We all know that if a GUY stuck his tounge down your throat you would kis him back and then grab his ballS

FUCK YOU TEQUILA

Pit black shape with eyes of fire
Telling people their desire
Satan's sitting there, he's smiling
Watches those flames get higher and higher
Oh no, no, please God help me!


Proud Adopter of slickvic and LunaBabe


CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 08-14-2001 @ 9:21 PM      
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Sounds like you know that from experience brokenbitch


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Too much from the wounded
But I see, See through it all
See through,
And see you.


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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 08-14-2001 @ 10:17 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Home...I'm finally home...got stuck in the rain for 45 minutes waiting for the bus but I also stayed late to talk to Prof. Bendmeoverplease. Anyway, when would you guys propose I grab him and kiss him considering I can't kiss him in the building? Grrrr what I would do to that man is probably illegal in some states.


why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not?
why's it so hard to tell you what I want?
why can't you just read my mind?





CantHandleMyBooty
posted on 08-14-2001 @ 11:47 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Sweet...the kinkier the better!! :)


I shake my booty at every chance.
When i whip my hips you slip into a trance.

King f-tard
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 12:02 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Really, just walk him to the car or meet him at his car, that way, you are outside. Then lift up your shirt (with no bra of course) and ask him,"do these look real?" That should do it for him, either that or offer him a handy right therE.





Currently one slot of two is full - Dawgs47 is being shown the ways.
If anyone has a problem with him, let me know.
If you are interested in adoption, IM me Or E-Mail Me


I must remember to bend down at first base.
And your point is???

FeelMyFunBags
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 12:08 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Ehh..the car thing wouldn't work because I go to school in Manhattan and I happen to know he takes the train home...oh well...I had my own little idea that just might work and it doesn't have me being overly forward...so wish me luck, and perhaps we should change the subject before I really do become obsessed and also before I get so riled up that I have to pet the poodle. ;)


why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not?
why's it so hard to tell you what I want?
why can't you just read my mind?





CantHandleMyBooty
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 12:15 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Ekkk...i dunno i needed something with an e. lol ok subject change.....hmm but the sex topic is really fun!! grrr


I shake my booty at every chance.
When i whip my hips you slip into a trance.

FeelMyFunBags
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 12:27 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Really frustrating though considering my bed is empty....gawd damn I wish I had a booty call....


why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not?
why's it so hard to tell you what I want?
why can't you just read my mind?





CantHandleMyBooty
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 12:33 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
LOL....booty calls are good...espically the 3am ones...not that i would know or anything cuz im a good girl!! And wher er corpse and cls with the grapes!! damn men sooo unrealiable!!


I shake my booty at every chance.
When i whip my hips you slip into a trance.

FeelMyFunBags
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 12:37 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Errfff can't get images of me ravaging my professor out of my mind...I'm going to bed....goodnight all.


why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not?
why's it so hard to tell you what I want?
why can't you just read my mind?





CantHandleMyBooty
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 12:44 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Lata....talk to u tomorrow...im outtie tooo!!


I shake my booty at every chance.
When i whip my hips you slip into a trance.

CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 12:44 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
look here, did someone ask for a booty call? ;)


Here I am expecting just a little bit
Too much from the wounded
But I see, See through it all
See through,
And see you.


My adopted Mini-critic is ScubaSteve.
Anyone looking to be adopted IM me at Jemo123


2 weeks and counting until GonzoStyle can have his "CLS is finally gone" party


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