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Doc Smith
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posted on 08-06-2001 @ 9:59 AM      
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quote:

Isn't it Dr. Mr. Retard Science Boy???

Exactly.
I didn't spend 6 years at Retarded Medical School to be called mister
Sorry to defile your thread Amy, but a perfect oppurtunity for an Austin Powers reference doesn't come along every day

Seriously though Amy, don't go by what the scale says, go but how you feel. If you do decide to get in shape, don't focus on losing weight, focus on living a little healthier, and the weight loss will come with it


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Black Lazerus
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 10:17 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

yeah in baggy clothes i look fine---you havent seen me naked, its scary



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SNAKEBITE
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 10:28 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

whats the easiest and maybe even fastest way to lose about 20 pounds?


Cut your head off?

Sorry Amy just kidding. If you were to wear sweat pants and a sweat shirt fot the softball game on Saturday. I will guarentee you will lose at least
5 to 6 lbs. 96% humidity for Sat.


Joey BigArms
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posted on 08-06-2001 @ 10:34 AM      
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We need Amy for Sat, then she can cut her head off. ;)


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This message was edited by Joey BigArms on 8-6-01 @ 10:38 AM
Grumpy
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posted on 08-06-2001 @ 10:42 AM      
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I know how amy can lose about 6 feet in height and about 160 or so lbs. Anyone care to guess how? anyone? anyone? bueller? bueller?


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I'm just here to administer it.

Doc Smith
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posted on 08-06-2001 @ 10:48 AM      
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--Edit--
Uhh...nevermind...damn misreading of posts, that one went right over my head
My fault for thinking about work when I'm here


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This message was edited by Doc Smith on 8-6-01 @ 11:05 AM
King f-tard
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 10:51 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I know I know
Drop the skank.

And I think it must Professor Dr. Mr. Retard Scientist.




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And your point is???

WoundedAngel
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posted on 08-06-2001 @ 11:28 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Doc Smith has it right. My boyfriend is a registered dietictian so I know a lot about it (after he pounds it into my head).

quote:

Try not to eat anything after 7. (or 9 if you have a late bedtime)


That is an old wive's tale. The amount of calories you consume in a day is that, it does not matter whether you consume it all from 10am-7pm or from 7pm to 11pm.

quote:

Anyone try the miracle hollywood diet Ant is always talking about, the 10 lbs in 2 days thing? Does it work?


No it does not work. Like previously stated, the weight you lose is all water-nothing more. You gain it back in a couple of days.





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posted on 08-06-2001 @ 12:33 PM      
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damn...looks like im gonna hafta work for it
excercise...no food...ugh
anything to get rid of this damn stomach

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Sloatsburgh
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 1:01 PM      
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quote:

anything to get rid of this damn stomach



Amy's pregnate?????







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JohnSlack
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 1:13 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
He's going to be a soccer player, yes he is!

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posted on 08-06-2001 @ 1:13 PM      
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quote:

Amy's pregnate?????


dont even start that rumor

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darthziggy
Isles fan for life
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 1:15 PM      
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where's shelle when you need her???
amy, don't worry, i won't fall for it again! ;) :p


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posted on 08-06-2001 @ 1:17 PM      
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quote:

quote:

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Amy's pregnate?????

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dont even start that rumor


What? amy's carrying a brazilian baby? LOL :) (tog) ;)


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Raven
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posted on 08-06-2001 @ 3:00 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

What? amy's carrying a brazilian baby?



Is this how he is getting his green card???? lol


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Jennitalia
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 3:36 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Amy, you need to lose weight like Jon needs another Pink shirt...
you look great!




TheGooch
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posted on 08-06-2001 @ 3:42 PM      
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I'm surprised Joey Bigarms hasn't offered up his workout regimen. You'd become a twig in no time. =)

darthziggy
Isles fan for life
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 3:58 PM      
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jenny, lmmfaorotfl very funny.
gooch, good one dude.


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posted on 08-06-2001 @ 4:05 PM      
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the best way is the point system by weigh watchers.. my cousin has been doing that and is losing ALOT of weight

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BaLLooN NoT
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 5:10 PM      
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stacker 2 sux i prefer Xenadrine i lost 30 lbs in 2 months & i felt good during & after

here is the website for xenadrine so u can read up on it & possibly order it


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brodieman
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 5:52 PM      
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why do you need to lose weight amy, seriously you look fine, dont worry about it :)


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TeenSlut
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 7:41 PM      
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Amy you're a beautiful girl and I really don't think you need to lose any weight at all. I'm trying to lose weight myself and I'm gonna try Hydroxycut. If you want, I'll let you know how it works.



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posted on 08-06-2001 @ 8:24 PM      
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if you dare diet, i will kill you

you are coming over my house and i am cooking a big meal, or we'll venture to Burger King.

fuck diets!!!!!!! sorry... i just have a personal vendetta against them.

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darthziggy
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posted on 08-06-2001 @ 8:27 PM      
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very good shelle, give her a burger or something, slap her outta this silly mood.


darthziggy@opieanthony.com
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short hills mall
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 8:54 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Let me preface this by saying "that old gag".
You want to lose twenty ugly pounds...Cut of your head!!!:)



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