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Arthur Dent
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 12:51 PM      
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A few stories, cartoons, etc. have used the idea of people being able to take an injection and have their DNA changed and being able to change it back later whenever they want. Stuff like fur, cat's eyes, talons, etc.

So, if it was a simple as taking a pill in the morning to "change" yourself and taking another pill to change back to normal, what would you want? Tiger striped fur? Wolf ears? Eagle eyes? A tail? (Walken bit anyone?)



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posted on 08-07-2001 @ 12:57 PM      
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posted on 08-07-2001 @ 1:01 PM      
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I'd like to drop 20 pounds thus achieving a more slender "me" - oh wait! Theres Stacker 2!!

Seriously, I wouldn't want to fuck around with my DNA, I'd be too afraid of causing permanent damage somewhere along the line.


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posted on 08-07-2001 @ 1:04 PM      
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posted on 08-07-2001 @ 1:05 PM      
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Wings would be pretty cool to have, but I know all my buddies would make the all-too-easy maxi pad joke if I got them

I'd like to have the heightened senses and motor skills of a cat. The brain of a common housecat isn't all that different from that of a lion or cheetah. Really fast reflexes, the ability to see in almost complete darkness, that would be pretty cool to have for a day or two


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Arpikarhu
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posted on 08-07-2001 @ 1:10 PM      
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quote:

I'd like to have the heightened senses and motor skills of a cat. The brain of a common housecat isn't all that different from that of a lion or cheetah. Really fast reflexes, the ability to see in almost complete darkness, that would be pretty cool to have for a day or two


as the owner of cats i can tell you that your animal instincts would take over and you would spend the entire day asleep on the living room floor and never get to enjoy your new powers

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posted on 08-07-2001 @ 1:37 PM      
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I'm surprised no one suggested taking a "horse-pill" yet.







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Sephiroth
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 1:42 PM      
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Currently, the Black Science Institute has employed thousands of Scientist to achieve this very goal. It is our hope that one day, people will be able to choose what grotesque monstrosity they wish to become thru Genetic Manipulation and advanced Gene Therapy. Our "Project Mayhem" iniatives are nearing completion. Victory is withing our grasp.



Well, it seems like alot of you fucking morons have questions. So, just Email or IM me so i can insult your intelligence.
Join the Black Science Institute...... Or Die screaming.
Arpikarhu
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posted on 08-07-2001 @ 1:43 PM      
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quote:

Currently, the Black Science Institute has employed thousands of Scientist to achieve this very goal. It is our hope that one day, people will be able to choose what grotesque monstrosity they wish to become thru Genetic Manipulation and advanced Gene Therapy. Our "Project Mayhem" iniatives are nearing completion. Victory is withing our grasp.




well seph, as an asian guy you have the most to gain from this research. heres to you gaining normalcy through science. huzzah!



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This message was edited by Arpikarhu on 8-7-01 @ 1:45 PM
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posted on 08-07-2001 @ 1:48 PM      
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posted on 08-07-2001 @ 1:49 PM      
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quote:

well seph, as an asian guy you have the most to gain from this research. heres to you gaining normalcy through science. huzzah!


hee hee, ha ha, wooooooo. i can't breathe. hee hee.
ow, i've got a stitch.




Well, it seems like alot of you fucking morons have questions. So, just Email or IM me so i can insult your intelligence.
Join the Black Science Institute...... Or Die screaming.
Arpikarhu
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Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 1:51 PM      
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hee hee, ha ha, wooooooo. i can't breathe. hee hee.
ow, i've got a stitch.



no fair using my own posts against me. lol

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