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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: True Story: I live in the fucking GHETTO!!!! | ||||
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| LilGothChick | posted on 08-09-2001 @ 3:14 AM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01  | I get home at 2 am tonight, I go inside and open my bedroom window to get some air. The screen is closed. Everything is in order. The grill on the window is so wired shut with a coat hanger it would take five minutes and a lot of noise even with a wire clipper to take it off. I go into the living room, and go online. I go into the kitchen and get a drink. I come back in and check my mail. Then I go into my room to put on pajamas, and my fucking screen is open, and there are holes in it. So I grab my broom and throw the light on, and I hear footsteps a second later, running away through the leaves. I call out of the window, "Nice try, fuckhead, GIVE UP." I close the screen and come back in here to surf the net a little, and I decide to go back into my room and check on things, but apparently I caught the fuckhead just in time to drive him away from his useless ploy to get into my bedroom - lol - because I actually see him, this time, jumping the fence. I throw open the screen, lean out, and shout that I'll be up all night and if he climbs up one more time, I'll shoot him with my fucking pellet gun. God, I'm angry. Just the fucking nerve. My mother actually offered to buy me a baseball bat this weekend. One of these days I'm going to show this shithook how un-helpless a chick can be... I might charge admission. AAAAAARRRRGH!!!! Anyone know where I can get a good pellet gun?  Proud graduate of the FollowThisLogic adoption agency. >^..^< | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 08-09-2001 @ 3:30 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Well at least notthing wasd damaged or nnobody was injured. sorry about what happened and check ebay for a gun, they have a lot. The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney | ||||
| BaLLooN NoT | posted on 08-09-2001 @ 3:31 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | damn LGC... sounds like you have great neighbors...lol & no i don't know where u could by a pelet gun.. but i hope he doesn't bother u again... some people are just fucking ass holes  E-Mail Me OABaLLooNNoT METS will go ALL THE WAY THIS YEAR !!!!!!!!!!! (ok maybe not this year but i aint chainging this) Yankees & the Braves SUCK !!!!!!!!  Resident Strip Club PimpVery Proud Member of the OA.com Stalker Society | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 08-09-2001 @ 3:32 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Buy a Gun. Or get those steel bars on your windows. Run far, Run fast.  Well, it seems like alot of you fucking morons have questions. So, just Email or IM me so i can insult your intelligence. | ||||
| LilGothChick | posted on 08-09-2001 @ 3:38 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Actually I don't know if it was the same fuckhead, but the first month I lived here they actually broke in, stole my change and my window fan and nothing else, shit in my toilet, and didn't flush. My neighbor said that a burglar actually kicked her window in once. The whole thing. Can anyone think of any clever shit I could do to discourage the fuckhead from climbing up here again, and still avoid killing myself or getting brought up on charges? Proud graduate of the FollowThisLogic adoption agency. >^..^< | ||||
| BaLLooN NoT | posted on 08-09-2001 @ 3:45 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: now thats just disgusting quote: nope sorry not yet... but if i do i will let you know E-Mail Me OABaLLooNNoT METS will go ALL THE WAY THIS YEAR !!!!!!!!!!! (ok maybe not this year but i aint chainging this) Yankees & the Braves SUCK !!!!!!!! Resident Strip Club PimpVery Proud Member of the OA.com Stalker Society | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 08-09-2001 @ 3:47 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Little tip Gothy. Once a person enter your house without your permission, anything you do is nice and legal. Something to think about........ Well, it seems like alot of you fucking morons have questions. So, just Email or IM me so i can insult your intelligence. | ||||
| BaLLooN NoT | posted on 08-09-2001 @ 3:48 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: good point seph i forgot bout that E-Mail Me OABaLLooNNoT METS will go ALL THE WAY THIS YEAR !!!!!!!!!!! (ok maybe not this year but i aint chainging this) Yankees & the Braves SUCK !!!!!!!! Resident Strip Club PimpVery Proud Member of the OA.com Stalker Society | ||||
| LilGothChick | posted on 08-09-2001 @ 3:51 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: I'd kind of rather just leave him with a permanent, annoying, and preferably scarring slap in the face to make him think twice about coming up here again. As much as I'd like to drop a rock on his head, I'd kind of rather fuck with him in ways his simple, crackheaded, ghetto brain would have trouble processing. I already tied a noose out of phone wire and hung it out there, but I doubt that garnered much more than a glance. And I put a piece of paper in the window that says, "Smile, asshole. You're on camera", but there's a chance he can't spell. I'd kind of like to set up a tripwire that will dump a bucket of white paint on him. Or rig a camera flash to go off next time the screen is opened. Or hook up a car battery to the window grill and give him a nice zap next time he tries. *sigh* I'm so ill-equipped. BTW... wh at happened to Upuauat and Faceman? Proud graduate of the FollowThisLogic adoption agency. >^..^< | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 08-09-2001 @ 4:06 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Don't blame yourself. It's kind of ridiculous stun guns are illegal and reguklar guns are (NOTHING against regular guns, I believe in right to bear arms but I think stun guns should be legal as well). i'm sure you'll figure something out. good luck. The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 08-09-2001 @ 4:08 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | I say Slaughter the Crack fiend, and hang his corpse outside your door as a warning to the rest of "them". Upuauat left OA.com a long time ago. As for Faceman...well...the doctor hasnt returned a diagnosis yet. He's still here though.... Well, it seems like alot of you fucking morons have questions. So, just Email or IM me so i can insult your intelligence. | ||||
| LilGothChick | posted on 08-09-2001 @ 4:14 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | aww... why did Upu leave? His is the kind of personality I could use to have perched outside my window right now. Complete with cartoonish red glowing eyes :) Well, if anyone thinks of anything really deviant/devious that they'd like to see done to someone but just don't have the time to do it themselves...or have too much sanity to do it themselves... let me know, and I might wind up telling you how it turned out. P.S. ... what's the general consensus on the new sig pic? You guys like? Or should I go back to the purple girl? Or the buckled stockings? I'm in a tossup. I'm worried this one is just not sexy or cartoonish enough. Proud graduate of the FollowThisLogic adoption agency. >^..^< | ||||
| Mr. Brownstone | posted on 08-09-2001 @ 7:07 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Cartoonisn? No. Sexy? Yes! I say it's a keeper. Two openings available at Mr. Brownstone Academy of Dance . | ||||
| Opie's Sack Lunch | posted on 08-09-2001 @ 7:17 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | If you shoot a guy in your own home during a break-in you have to make sure you fucking kill his ass! We've all heard the stories of the victim getting sued because the scumbag found an even more disgusting person to represent him! So remember folk Shoot to kill or don't shoot at all Dead people can't testify. I fucking hate people who are useless parasitic pieces of shit. Work you scumb bags and maybe you won't have to steal from other people!! Good luck goth chick | ||||
| SNAKEBITE | posted on 08-09-2001 @ 7:46 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Bzzzzzzzzz very wrong suggestion. If you are going to do something to somebody that is breaking into your house. You need to get your story straight. If the cops come you need to tell them "He said he was going to kill me" or I felt threatened for my life" Other wise a good lawyer on his side will have you paying for along time. Here is some suggestions: Mace or pepper spray -- Both can be found in PA at a flea market on RTE 209 in Marshalls Creek Baseball bats not a bad idea but you better be ready to use it. How about calling the COPS Good luck This message was edited by SNAKEBITE on 8-9-01 @ 7:55 AM | ||||
| Dryblood
| posted on 08-09-2001 @ 8:00 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | time to move sweet heart or get a nice 12 gauge shot gun and blow his fucking nuts off next time he even comes in a block radious of ur house.  Strapped in the chair of the city's gas chamber Why I'm here I can't quite remember The surgeon general says it's hazardous to breathe I'd have another cigarette but I can't see Tell me who you're gonna believe - Guns N' Roses | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 08-09-2001 @ 8:41 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | There is something you can do that serves as a deterant and protection: Buy a dog A big one I have a German Shepard, he is the sweetest, nicest dog around me and my family, just a big puppy. But he doesn't like anyone who is NOT a member of my family, and he is protective of us. A 110 pound barking and growling shepard is usually enough to scare most intruders away, and the dog can hear someone trying to get in before you will if you are in another room. Plus, you get the added bonus of having a dog...but I'm a dog person so I'm biased  We're all here Because we're not all there tonight | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 08-09-2001 @ 8:52 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | lil, i like that new sig pic a lot!!! very sexy imo!! a keeper! and definately get some pepper spray, that will mess him up but well! AIM: SkiT4you First Member of the JWO Kindest regards to Grumpy for the sigpic | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 08-09-2001 @ 9:18 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Your best bet is the pepper spray with the purple dye in it. Burns like hell, and there's nothing they can do to take the dye out of their skin. Just have to wait a few days for it to wear off. Also, you can go to radio shack and get a wireless alarm system pretty cheap. You stick contacts on the windows and door and plug the alarm siren into a wall outlet. When the contacts on the windows are moved, the siren goes off. Very cheap stuff, both $$$ and technology, but better than nothing. Cheaper than calling ADT or Schlomens.  I wonder how many people actually read the text people put under their sig pics. | ||||
| BARRY MANILOW | posted on 08-09-2001 @ 9:41 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | There's lots of stuff to do to booby-trap your window. Being a Goth chick, you must have some kind of sharp objects to place outside your window.:) If you're going to the softball game Saturday, I'll give you some ideas. I'll be either in my WOW shirt or "Dark Forest" shirt.  | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 08-09-2001 @ 9:51 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | compressed air pellet guns can be bought at Kmart, Target, etc... You ahve to be over 18 and show ID. The best ones are the ones that use copper pellets and use CO2. Don't buy the ones that use the lead pellets. They tend to jam all the time. This is coming from 2(TWO!) brother in laws that are cops. If you're gonna shoot someone in your house (with a real gun, not a pellet gun) you better damn well make sure they're dead. If they're dead outside your home, drag their ass back in. Shooting someone when they're running away can not be considered self-defense. but if their body is inside, you can claim he was reaching for something behind him. It's ground for self-defense when they break into your home. Other alternatives: - Move - Pepper Spray - Move - Booby trap the window - Move - Big Dog - Doc has a point with sheppards. They're very friendly and very loyal to their owners. I had 3 of them growing up. You don't mess with someone who has a sheppard. At 6 months old, one of mine took on a full grown doberman cuz he growled at me. Calling the cops might help but if you live in the ghetto, they won't respond very quickly. I grew up in the ghetto. They have more important things to worry about. Like their own lives. The reason why this guy keeps coming back is because HE CAN. You have to show him that it's not gonna be worth it for him to come back. Either lose all your valuable possessions or find a physical way to deter him. Good luck honey! You really should find another place.  Into each person's life a little pain must fall. I'm just here to administer it. | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 08-09-2001 @ 9:53 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:Something more socially acceptable: Plant some thorny bushes, like roses, under your windows. All you want to do is make a pain in the ass for someone to get in, so they'll move on to someone else's house which is easier to get in to. We're all here Because we're not all there tonight | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 08-09-2001 @ 10:41 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | I think the new sig pic is sexy. The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 08-09-2001 @ 10:45 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | My feeling is move. The scumbag will probably be back and he obviously realizes who you are and that you're alone. Other then that the mace or pepper spray is a good idea. Just keep a bat handy so when you spray em you then have a free shot at him.  | ||||
| jap bike jim | posted on 08-09-2001 @ 11:10 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | First off sorry to hear about your problems. I am pretty sure the law says that if he threatens you your right is to defend your self. As for a weapon just use anything legal. Take a walk to the hardware store and pick up something with a good handle. I doubt the same moron will come back but good luck. "Did you know that the blue ones are for fiber? Your welcome." | ||||
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