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McBourbon
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 6:58 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
I got to thinking about this at the end of the show when O&A were talking about who would win in a fight: a black widow or a scorpion? It's also been brought up as who would win: Batman or Superman? So I figured we could get a thread going on the "Who would win?" question. Feel free to post your questions and your answers.

I'll start with this:

Who would win in a fight: Opie or Anthony?

I apologize if this has come up already, but I couldn't find it in a thread search.




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This message was edited by McBourbon on 8-10-01 @ 7:06 PM
McBourbon
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 7:25 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Okay..let me get it going a little more.....I say Anthony wins since he's got the Italian temper and Opie would probably just start laughing if Anthony threatened him.



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Sephiroth
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 7:28 PM      
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Unicron
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 7:33 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
i got one: Anyone vs You

i'm gonna have to go with Anyone in this match-up.


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McBourbon
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 7:34 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Who's she fighting? You? I agree...my mother would win.



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McBourbon
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 7:36 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
And Unicron......relax on the skull crushing or I'll ask:

Who would win in a fight? Unicron or CorpseGrinderJunk?



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GonzoStyle
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 10:55 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Who would win in a fight: Opie or Anthony?



depends on if it is on dry land or under water. Underwater Opie has the experience and on dry land depends on how many jaegers and famous amos cookies ant had.

quote:

Who would win in a fight? Unicron or CorpseGrinderJunk?



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McBourbon
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 10:58 PM      
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::See Fight Club, "FU" thread posted by Unicron to see how stoners act::

Also.....I hadn't even considered the battle field in the O&A fight. What about on ice? No skates, just tennis shoes and two bottles of Sam Adams.



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meatballnip
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 11:02 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
damn, Gonzo... you took the wind out of my sails.

as for tha fights, I will go with:
mcbourben vs anyone = even
unicron vs corpse = dude, he's a mod!



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posted on 08-10-2001 @ 11:33 PM      
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how about stone cold vs. dana dillon?
sorry forgot we saw that one.

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posted on 08-11-2001 @ 12:07 AM      
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quote:

depends on if it is on dry land or under water

Even on dry land Opie might has the height advantage.

Remeber the shot he took at the guy from airsick


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McBourbon
posted on 08-11-2001 @ 1:02 AM      
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What about Black Earl vs. Norton? At night, on a land bridge somewhere in or around the Grand Canyon? Weapons: Insults and WOW stickers.



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posted on 08-11-2001 @ 1:42 AM      
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mrbungle
posted on 08-11-2001 @ 1:30 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
It's very simple...Opie wins...why? Ant got beat by Jay Mohr, who doesn't exactly strike fear in your heart...I'd rather drink with Ant, but Opie knocks his ass out...


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Alabama Man
posted on 08-11-2001 @ 9:30 PM      
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Well, i think opie is a little bigger.......
Who cares?

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Arpikarhu
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posted on 08-12-2001 @ 1:39 PM      
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quote:

Well, i think opie is a little bigger.......


howdy faggot.

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Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 08-12-2001 @ 1:47 PM      
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How the fuck did I get drug into this? And Gonzo if you think stoners are not fighters, then you don't know the stoners that I grew up with in the ghetto...


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posted on 08-12-2001 @ 1:47 PM      
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There would be no winner.
They would both run away from each other.

Arpikarhu
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posted on 08-12-2001 @ 1:58 PM      
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quote:

There would be no winner.
They would both run away from each other.



now that is funny but true.

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posted on 08-12-2001 @ 1:59 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Regarding the Earl and Norton fight:
Earl would win because there is no way Norton will see him at night, unless he smiles.
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posted on 08-12-2001 @ 2:19 PM      
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