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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Southern douche bags | ||||
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| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 3:17 AM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70  | The top things you would NEVER hear a Southerner say, no matter how much they've had to drink, no matter how far from the South they've wandered. 40. Oh I just couldn't. Hell, she's only sixteen. 39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 38. Duct tape won't fix that. 37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan. 36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. 35. We don't keep firearms in this house. 34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer? 33. You can't feed that to the dog. 32. I thought Graceland was tacky. 31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. 30. Wrestling's fake. 29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? 28. We're vegetarians. 27. Do you think my gut is too big? 26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy. 25. Honey, we don't need another dog. 24. Who gives a crap who won the Civil War? 23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. 22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. 21. Spittin is such a nasty habit. 20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today. 19. Trim the fat off that steak. 18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. 17. The tires on that truck are too big. 16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad. 15. I've got it all on the C drive. 14. Unsweetened tea tastes better. 13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled? 12. My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's. 11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl. 10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams. 9. Checkmate. 8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini. 7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts? 6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen. 5. I don't have a favorite college team. 4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side. 3. You All. 2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla. 1. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight.  | ||||
| Corpsegrinderjunk | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 3:21 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | Now that is some funny fucking shit! another thing that you'll never hear a southerner say is, nah, I don't wanna watch the NASCAR race today cause I think Golf is on channel 7... "Think before you write" - Froy E-Mail Me This message was edited by Corpsegrinderjunk on 3-4-01 @ 3:23 AM | ||||
| FoundryMusicMatt | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 3:34 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | Hows about..... Wow, look at my teeth, I should brush them. Pass the caviar. What?! You're crazy to try to add an engine to [insert any item here].  | ||||
| SpiderBob | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 8:02 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Very Funny Rangers Suck!  | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 9:05 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Black folks have feelings too. Ding...Ding...Ding  It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. | ||||
| URoverWHEREnow | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 9:11 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | how about... "wow, Italy really is beautiful this time of year" "more champaign darling?" trained by Filzy  This message was edited by URoverWHEREnow on 3-4-01 @ 9:15 AM | ||||
| WoRMFACE | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 9:13 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | how bout ''The south will NOT rise again'' Burn Down The Factory! | ||||
| knock411 | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 9:20 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Funny shit but how about. "No honey your daddy's not my brother." | ||||
| WoRMFACE | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 9:31 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | "I would vote for Colin Powell" Burn Down The Factory! | ||||
| URoverWHEREnow | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 9:35 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | "listen kids, we cant go to the monster truck rally until this house is spotless" trained by Filzy | ||||
| WoRMFACE | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 9:37 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | "Son, cut your hair, its startin to look like a mullet" "I hate netted hates with foam brim" Burn Down The Factory! | ||||
| URoverWHEREnow | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 10:05 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | "...let me take a shower first" "hmm, lets see whats on BET today" trained by Filzy This message was edited by URoverWHEREnow on 3-4-01 @ 10:08 AM | ||||
| Rookie Stature of an Oompa Loompa! | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 10:08 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Billy Bob, stop humping your sister. Sheep? No man I don't fuck sheep. We are an equal opportunity employer. Charlie Daniels? Naww, I like Michael Jackson.
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| WoRMFACE | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 10:15 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | "O&A! Long live SU!" hehe Burn Down The Factory! | ||||
| URoverWHEREnow | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 10:18 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | "ive had this toothbrush for a while, i better get a new one" "elton john and eminem had a great performance, and i respect them both" trained by Filzy | ||||
| Canweseeyourstuff | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 10:27 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I really love the Yankees | ||||
| WoRMFACE | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 10:30 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | "John Rocker was so out of line" Burn Down The Factory! | ||||
| URoverWHEREnow | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 10:31 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | "buy 20 shares of microsoft!" "oh no, i hate racist jokes" trained by Filzy | ||||
| MashedPotatohead NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy! | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 10:31 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: C'mon FoundryMusicMatt - It's more like....WOW, look at my TOOTH, I should brush IT ;) Sig Pic Under Construction | ||||
| URoverWHEREnow | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 10:33 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | "OJ Simpson is innocent" "lets rent the chris rock DVD" trained by Filzy This message was edited by URoverWHEREnow on 3-4-01 @ 10:35 AM | ||||
| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 10:42 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Thiis is acctually a true story but it is funny as hell! I have an uncle that lives down in Florida. Real ass backwards sheep fucker, has the shotgun rack and everything.One day while sitting on his porch, equipped with a rebel flag and he asks me: "boy, who do you think won the war?" I was like duh you dumb fuck, the north did. "nope, that aint the truth." So, again since I knew how to read and write, this numbnutz had me confused. So I asked him how do you figure that? "well the south won cuz look who gots all the niggers now." | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 10:50 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | "Sorry but we just can't get a pig" LIKE SCHOOL IN SUMMERTIME | ||||
| WoRMFACE | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 10:51 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | LOL SEAN!!!! Burn Down The Factory! | ||||
| Calm Your Nut | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 11:03 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Those are fuckin funny and they are true haha.  Proud to watch over "Mud Juice and Drunken GW" | ||||
| opak | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 11:13 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | Thanks Sean needed a good laugh :) | ||||
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