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| Roger | posted on 08-15-2001 @ 6:21 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00  | Need some help. I got this joke in my email, but it makes no sense to me. Maybe someone can enlighten me~ A guy was trying to console a friend who'd just found his wife in bed with another man. "Get over it, buddy," he said. "It's not the end of the world." "It's all right for you to say," answered his buddy. "But what if you came home one night and caught another man in bed with your wife?" The fella ponders for a moment, then says, "I'd break his cane and kick his seeing-eye dog in the ass." Now here's a good email laugh~ Actual English Subtitles Used In Hong Kong Films I am darn unsatisfied to be killed in this way. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep. Gun wounds again? Same old rules: no eyes, no groin. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries. Darn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken Take my advice, or I'll spank you a lot. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here? This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your toenails and leave them out on the dessert floor for ants to eat. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out! You daring lousy guy. Beat him out of recognizable shape! Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your doctor for a thorough extermination. I have been scared silly too much lately. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair! Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold? How can you use my intestines as a gift? Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feats on some but of the giant lizard person. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.  "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
| Thrillhouse Alkey gave me my bonus points back. | posted on 08-15-2001 @ 6:28 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: it already did happen to him and it was a blind guy with his wife? - doesnt seem to funny that way though Adopted by AFDude | ||||
| slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin | posted on 08-15-2001 @ 6:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Ok, I consider myself to be pretty good at figuring out these messed up jokes, but this one takes the cake. I can only assume that part of it is missing or perhaps it was part of a larger story and is now out of context.quote: Now THAT is some funny stuff. Gotta love translators with no sense of humor!  School's out, shouldn't you have a job? The Slackjaw School of Satire and Sodomy has completed the removal of all carcinogens..... now they are Tequila's mess! We are officially back in business, first new adoptee gets a lifetime pass to the new fun park facilities! Yes, yes, Spermie World is up and running! Two Slots open. | ||||
| BaLLooN NoT | posted on 08-15-2001 @ 6:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: maybe his wife is so frigin ugly the only way another man is gonna sleep with her is that he be blind.... there for screw him by kicking the dog in the ass & breaking his stick.... i dunno but that sounds bout right  E-Mail = E-Mail Me AIM = OABaLLooNNoT | ||||
| Fighting Hellfish | posted on 08-15-2001 @ 6:29 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | Fella # 2 is implying that only a blind old guy would do his wife. Very unfunny | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 08-15-2001 @ 6:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | His wife is sooo ugly, the guy would have to be blind. 220, 221, whatever it takes. Showering Carmine with paternal love. | ||||
| Roger | posted on 08-15-2001 @ 6:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Thanks Not and Sloats, that's got to be the answer. Makes the joke almost funny. "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
| BaLLooN NoT | posted on 08-15-2001 @ 6:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: NP rogr.... but almost... not even ok almost E-Mail = E-Mail Me AIM = OABaLLooNNoT | ||||
Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan. | posted on 08-15-2001 @ 6:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: It might have been funny the first time.... NO joke is ever funny if it's explained.  Me droogies: HydratedPeach is siiiiingin' in the rain. Syndra has graduated and will one day take on droogs of her own. One position available. Come and get one in the yarbles.... if you have any yarbles. | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 08-15-2001 @ 6:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | It's along the lines of "what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?" 220, 221, whatever it takes. Showering Carmine with paternal love. | ||||
| Roger | posted on 08-15-2001 @ 6:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Nothing, you already told her twice. I like that one. Also the one about your wife not needing a watch cuz there's a clock on the stove. I love jokes demeaning women. They're so funny! "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
| BaLLooN NoT | posted on 08-15-2001 @ 7:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | acctually rogr shouldn't u be making dinner???? E-Mail = E-Mail Me AIM = OABaLLooNNoT | ||||
| Roger | posted on 08-15-2001 @ 7:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I got hurt yesterday so dinner is being made by one of 4 take~out places tonite! "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
| BaLLooN NoT | posted on 08-15-2001 @ 7:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: sorry i did not realize... i thought u would still cook... oh well.. hope u feel better E-Mail = E-Mail Me AIM = OABaLLooNNoT | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 08-15-2001 @ 7:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Nothing. The bitch was told twice already.
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| Roger | posted on 08-15-2001 @ 7:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Ugh, I can barely stand up long enuf to shower. Stupid doctors aren't as free with their Tylenol w/Codeine as they used to be! "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
| BaLLooN NoT | posted on 08-15-2001 @ 7:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: tell me bout it.... E-Mail = E-Mail Me AIM = OABaLLooNNoT | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 08-15-2001 @ 7:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Why was hellen keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.  Too much from the wounded But I see, See through it all See through, And see you. Anyone looking to be adopted IM me at Jemo123 | ||||
| Roger | posted on 08-15-2001 @ 7:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | HA! That's a really funny one Snatch! "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 08-15-2001 @ 9:10 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Great now Roger is posting her E-mail. Are you going to tell me Anthony couldn't figure that one out?  | ||||
| Roger | posted on 08-16-2001 @ 3:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | What the hell are you talking about Painter? "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 08-16-2001 @ 4:10 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Hey!! Roger dyed her hair blonde!!! 220, 221, whatever it takes. Showering Carmine with paternal love. | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 08-16-2001 @ 4:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Great character for your sig pic CLS, for years he was my hero. Even helped me decide what college to go to.  The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Brittny | ||||
| Roger | posted on 08-16-2001 @ 4:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: No, but I actually have a platinum blonde streak in my hair. Been there since birth. I get it now by the way. Anthony wasn't home when I read the email and I never would've remembered to ask him something like that, therefore Painter's comment threw me for a loop. Just keep in mind, I hit my head hard enough to go to the ER Tues., please bear with me, I may have lost a brain cell or three. "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" This message was edited by Roger on 8-16-01 @ 4:19 PM | ||||
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