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posted on 08-15-2001 @ 6:51 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
today i was at shelles house
she has a fuckin fan that has a remote control
i never saw that before
what amazing technology shit have you seen

not a screen saver, bill clinton

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posted on 08-15-2001 @ 7:25 PM      
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Amy you have to get a life


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posted on 08-15-2001 @ 8:18 PM      
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quote:

Amy you have to get a life

but if she gets one, then she'll tell us about that, and do you think we care about her life?(come on...it was a perfect setup.somebody was gonna do it)


This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because
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posted on 08-15-2001 @ 8:23 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

she has a fuckin fan that has a remote control
i never saw that before
what amazing technology shit have you seen



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posted on 08-15-2001 @ 8:25 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
i know what you mean amy, my remote control has power over, my tv, my cable box, my stereo and my vcr

truly incredible

it doesnt have a button for fan though



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posted on 08-15-2001 @ 8:37 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Shit....I can't even find my remotes half the time. I sit in darkness and silence most of the day. (Explains a lot, doesn't it?)



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posted on 08-15-2001 @ 8:42 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Yep...

People continue to get more and more lazy while techology becomes more and more crappy.

Oh and fuck you tequila. Kissing mod ass gets you nowhere.



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posted on 08-15-2001 @ 9:16 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:

she has a fuckin fan that has a remote control



and I hear vibrators have that same technology! What a great world we live in.


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posted on 08-15-2001 @ 10:24 PM      
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lent, don't get her started, she'll go out and buy one of those and tell us all about it, and do we really wanna hear that???

;) j/k amy


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posted on 08-15-2001 @ 11:06 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
I saw the most fucked up techno. innovation. A car stereo with a remote control. God, what next?

I hear scientist are coming out with a new invention. They call it a "wheel". Talk about useless devices. I think I saw the infomercial for it last night.

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posted on 08-16-2001 @ 12:28 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
OMG I got home today and my brother was on the phone except it didn't have a cord attached to it...did ya know they make cordless phones?! How amazing is that? :)


why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not?
why's it so hard to tell you what I want?
why can't you just read my mind?





Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 08-16-2001 @ 12:59 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Holy shit! There is this thing I have in my house that I turn on, Call a number and I can talk to people all over the world! I can even post messages like I am doing right now! Isn't this amazing!


Why fucking bother

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posted on 08-16-2001 @ 1:02 AM      
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jeez corpse you're kidding! because i have this machine in my house where i put this plastic disc on a tray and push a button, and music comes out! god damn i love the future!


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posted on 08-16-2001 @ 1:07 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Wow...something even nuttier just happened...did you know that they just discovered the earth is round and not flat?!


why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not?
why's it so hard to tell you what I want?
why can't you just read my mind?





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posted on 08-16-2001 @ 2:49 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Nothing tops the remote my dad has, it is like alittle computer, that has a screen for everything, TV, sat. cable, a screen for his favorite stations, screen for my stepmonsters, and a screen for my brothers, he can also control the dvd, stereo, cd player, every single light in his house and outside, and his ac, all from this one remote...it is so f-ing cool




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posted on 08-16-2001 @ 9:34 AM      
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quote:

screen for my stepmonsters


ROTFLMAO!!




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posted on 08-16-2001 @ 9:47 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
I have this thing in my house where if you put bread in it, toast will come out. I haven't quite figured out where the bread goes though...

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posted on 08-16-2001 @ 9:48 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
What a world we live in! We can make a fan with a remote, but we can't make a cell phone that'll ring in some chick's vag.

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posted on 08-16-2001 @ 9:53 AM      
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I think the whole bunch of you retards could use this.



Amy, honey? You need to get out more.


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posted on 08-16-2001 @ 9:56 AM      
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quote:

What a world we live in! We can make a fan with a remote, but we can't make a cell phone that'll ring in some chick's vag.


ROFLMGDAOIAPOMOD

I am stupified!


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posted on 08-16-2001 @ 10:13 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Grumpy's Mom's Pimp's cousin has this thing he calls a mouse, only it's mechanical and it can actually operate a computer (whatever that is).

Sloatsburgh
posted on 08-16-2001 @ 10:24 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

We can make a fan with a remote, but we can't make a cell phone that'll ring in some chick's vag.



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posted on 08-16-2001 @ 12:59 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
The most truly amazing thing is @ my grandmothers house: The lights turn on/off when she falls down!! Really!! She said they also go on/off when she claps or belches. Technology - WOW

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posted on 08-16-2001 @ 1:03 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
We can put a man on the moon, but we can't make a deodorant that lasts all day

What I really want to know is, it's after the year 2000, where the hell is my flying car and jetpack?


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I'd use one for parts
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posted on 08-16-2001 @ 1:23 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Dont worry about technology getting too crazy. Because when some off the wall A-rab drops an e-bomb all your precious lil electronic devices will be caput.. no cars, no microwaves, no OA.com..



You can fool some people sometimes. But you cant fool all the people all the time. So now you see the light. Stand up for your right.


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