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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: How the WWF can screw up the Flair Angle (Pretty fucking funny) | ||||
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| Hello! Hello! Diamond Dust! Hello! | posted on 11-21-2001 @ 8:36 AM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01  | I got this from 411wrestling.com and Joshua Grut. It's about how the WWF can screw up the Flair angle, too. Pretty godamn funny: Right now this Ric Flair angle looks like a sure thing, but in this weeks very different A Wrestling Tale, we step away from fiction and take a look at how the WWF could screw up this angle with one simple interview on Smackdown. Ric Flair comes out to the applause of the crowd on WWF SMACKDOWN! He grabs the microphone from a stunned Lillian Garcia. “WOOO! FINALLY! WOOO! APPLESAUCE! WOOO!†Ric Flair then runs off the ring ropes and drops six elbows on the ring. He stands back up and grabs another microphone from Lillian Garcia, who is wearing a suit made of 50 microphones. She screams at Ric Flair in Spanish. “WOOO! NIXON! DEVO! WOOO! I THINK LESBIANS SHOULD BE SENT TO THE MOON! WOOO!†Ric Flair runs around in a circle as the crowd stops cheering. “WOOOO! ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! WOOO!†DDP’s music hits and he comes out. The audience boos. DDP comes into the ring and kisses Ric Flair passionately. Ric Flair takes another microphone from Lillian Garcia. “WOOO! DDP KISSING ME! WOOO! BY GOD! WOOO!†DDP strips down to his underwear, takes out a bottle of lighter fluid and sets his dick on fire. He then runs over to Ric Flair and humps his leg. Ric beats DDP to death with the microphone. Flair then grabs another microphone from Lillian Garcia. She curses at Ric in Spanish. “WOOO! MOTHEREATER! MOTHRA! KING KONG BUNDY ATE MY POO WITH KETCHUP! WOOO!†Ric Flair suddenly grows silent as he gets down on one knee. “Now we pray. Baruch ata adonai, elohanu melach halum, WOOO! RIC IS A JEW! WOOO!†Ric Flair pulls a picture of Pikachu out of his pocket and wipes his ass with it. He then eats the picture and grabs another microphone from Lillian. “WOOO! PIKACHU NOW STINKYPOO! WOOO! BY GOD! MS. AMERICA IS A CANADIAN NAMED SCOTT KEITH! WOOO!†Ric Flair runs around the ring as Doink the Clown’s music plays. Doink comes down to the ring and offers Ric a flower. Most of the crowd has left by now. Ric grabs another microphone from Lillian. “A FLOWER? WOOO! LET ME SMELL IT! WOOO! AGH! YOU SPRAYED WATER ON ME FROM YOUR FLOWER! WHO ARE YOU! WOOO!†Ric Flair rips off Doink’s mask. Unfortunately, Doink is not wearing a mask, and Ric Flair just ripped the skin and scalp off of his own son, David Flair. David grabs a microphone from Lillian. “Ow! Dad, you have killed me, your untalented son! Why?†David Flair falls down dead. Instead of weeping, Ric Flair pees on his son’s dead body and then has sex with it. Ric Flair then spontaneously combusts. And that is how the WWF can screw up this angle. HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO! | ||||
| Hello! Hello! Diamond Dust! Hello! | posted on 11-21-2001 @ 8:36 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | I got this from 411wrestling.com and Joshua Grut. It's about how the WWF can screw up the Flair angle, too. Pretty godamn funny: Right now this Ric Flair angle looks like a sure thing, but in this weeks very different A Wrestling Tale, we step away from fiction and take a look at how the WWF could screw up this angle with one simple interview on Smackdown. Ric Flair comes out to the applause of the crowd on WWF SMACKDOWN! He grabs the microphone from a stunned Lillian Garcia. “WOOO! FINALLY! WOOO! APPLESAUCE! WOOO!†Ric Flair then runs off the ring ropes and drops six elbows on the ring. He stands back up and grabs another microphone from Lillian Garcia, who is wearing a suit made of 50 microphones. She screams at Ric Flair in Spanish. “WOOO! NIXON! DEVO! WOOO! I THINK LESBIANS SHOULD BE SENT TO THE MOON! WOOO!†Ric Flair runs around in a circle as the crowd stops cheering. “WOOOO! ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! WOOO!†DDP’s music hits and he comes out. The audience boos. DDP comes into the ring and kisses Ric Flair passionately. Ric Flair takes another microphone from Lillian Garcia. “WOOO! DDP KISSING ME! WOOO! BY GOD! WOOO!†DDP strips down to his underwear, takes out a bottle of lighter fluid and sets his dick on fire. He then runs over to Ric Flair and humps his leg. Ric beats DDP to death with the microphone. Flair then grabs another microphone from Lillian Garcia. She curses at Ric in Spanish. “WOOO! MOTHEREATER! MOTHRA! KING KONG BUNDY ATE MY POO WITH KETCHUP! WOOO!†Ric Flair suddenly grows silent as he gets down on one knee. “Now we pray. Baruch ata adonai, elohanu melach halum, WOOO! RIC IS A JEW! WOOO!†Ric Flair pulls a picture of Pikachu out of his pocket and wipes his ass with it. He then eats the picture and grabs another microphone from Lillian. “WOOO! PIKACHU NOW STINKYPOO! WOOO! BY GOD! MS. AMERICA IS A CANADIAN NAMED SCOTT KEITH! WOOO!†Ric Flair runs around the ring as Doink the Clown’s music plays. Doink comes down to the ring and offers Ric a flower. Most of the crowd has left by now. Ric grabs another microphone from Lillian. “A FLOWER? WOOO! LET ME SMELL IT! WOOO! AGH! YOU SPRAYED WATER ON ME FROM YOUR FLOWER! WHO ARE YOU! WOOO!†Ric Flair rips off Doink’s mask. Unfortunately, Doink is not wearing a mask, and Ric Flair just ripped the skin and scalp off of his own son, David Flair. David grabs a microphone from Lillian. “Ow! Dad, you have killed me, your untalented son! Why?†David Flair falls down dead. Instead of weeping, Ric Flair pees on his son’s dead body and then has sex with it. Ric Flair then spontaneously combusts. And that is how the WWF can screw up this angle. HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO! | ||||
| Hello! Hello! Diamond Dust! Hello! | posted on 11-21-2001 @ 8:40 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Sorry bout the double post, I'm at my school computer, and I think it cant handle the program or somethnig, let's hope it doesn't double post THIS, too. HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO! | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 11-21-2001 @ 8:49 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Pretty stupid actually.  | ||||
Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan. | posted on 11-21-2001 @ 9:36 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: I don't think I've ever disagreed with someone so strongly.  "Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank | ||||
| Black Lazerus | posted on 11-21-2001 @ 10:02 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | damnit i want my minute backThe Leader Of The Black Revolutionary Army Have 2 spots for Revolutionaries E-mail me @ snakeyes_08873@yahoo.com | ||||
| Vapour | posted on 11-21-2001 @ 10:19 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | What? Huh..what? This is the stupidest shit I've seen. what a waste of time. Some one actually had this on a wrestling website? Thats one I'll surely avoid. Thanks Can you smell it? | ||||
| Hello! Hello! Diamond Dust! Hello! | posted on 11-21-2001 @ 10:57 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | ::Dice voice:: YOU KNOW YOU PUT YOURSELF OUT THEEEEEEEEEEEERE! Man, now I know how Rich Voss feels. If its any consolation, I thought it was less funny the second time I read it, but I still laughed. Maybe I'm just a fuck-tard. Whatever it is, keep the abuse coming, but make it more personal towards ME for posting it, please. You people might as well get a laugh out of SOMETHING in this thread. Man, it was THAT bad. Richard Jenny would be proud I guess. HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO! | ||||
| Numb Nutts | posted on 11-21-2001 @ 11:11 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | I have two insults for you. 1)your an idiot for leading us to believe you had something funny to post. 2)Your a pussy for taking that statement back once you saw noone agreed with you. Get a back bone you girly man.  | ||||
| Teddy KGB | posted on 11-21-2001 @ 11:28 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 01 | Big ass cricket chirps! Take it down. | ||||
| Hello! Hello! Diamond Dust! Hello! | posted on 11-21-2001 @ 11:42 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Screw you ,NumbNuts. I didnt take it back, I said it wasnt AS funny the second time I read it, but I still laughed. I still thought it was funny. Dont accuse me of not having backbone. I made a mistake and I apologize, though I still stand by it. And those are pretty weak ass insults. Cmon guys you can do better. At the very worst, you can just rip off Norton's material and tell me to drown in a pool of AIDS. GET TO IT, ASS Fs! OR YOU'RE NO BETTER AT POSTING FUNNY STUFF THAN ME! HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO! | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 11-21-2001 @ 12:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | We were trying to be nice and wonder why anyone would find this shit funny. It was awful. Ok I'll play, drown in a pool of Aids, snort anthrax, and fall on a needle from an aids infested drug skank ho. | ||||
| Francine Banger | posted on 11-21-2001 @ 12:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | That was so bad, that it would fit right in with the WWF Writing Team's work. | ||||
| Vapour | posted on 11-21-2001 @ 1:09 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | May the writer is trying to impress the WWF writing team. They'll fit well Together. And Diamond Dust,If I weren't this rich, I'd charge you for making me read this thread. But instead I'll ask you to go sit on a srew and spin..... but them again you might like it. So I have no comment Can you smell it? | ||||
| LiveNudeTeens | posted on 11-21-2001 @ 1:40 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 |  | ||||
| Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich | posted on 11-21-2001 @ 5:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Um yeah sure. Wooooo!!! That blew!!!! Woooo!!!!! BTW Diamond Dust...next time you say something is funny....try pulling your head out of your ass and making an opinion. WOOOO!!!!!!!!  E-mail Me or IM me Still a proud Member of the HLJC. | ||||
Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan. | posted on 11-21-2001 @ 5:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Unless his opinion was "this thing fucking sucks", the thread would turn out the same way it has. Unfortunately his opinion was "Pretty fucking funny". "Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank | ||||
| Hello! Hello! Diamond Dust! Hello! | posted on 11-21-2001 @ 6:44 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: See, now THIS is what I'm talking about. You guys are doing better. I especially like the constant WOOOOOOOOOOOOing to make sure the post is not only making fun of me, but of the column as well. Of course, me saying that your post is good likely means that everyone else thinks it sucks considering my track record today, so maybe I should just keep my mouth shut before I get more abuse for liking something that sucks. HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO! | ||||
| Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich | posted on 11-21-2001 @ 7:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Whoa whoa whoa..slow down man. That piece was midly funny funny at best...you posting it under the pretenses that it is "Pretty fuckin funny" is just bullshit. Im not bashin you on you thinkin somethin is funny or liking something, im bashin you because put me under the impression that it was going to be funny...i didnt think it was...and i told you. E-mail Me or IM me Still a proud Member of the HLJC. | ||||
| IAMTHEGAME | posted on 11-21-2001 @ 8:02 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jun. 01 | What? Wasnt that Eric Bischoffs idea on Nitro back in 1998? MR.OBSCURE NO MORE...ITS TIME TO PLAY THE GAME | ||||
| General Woundwort | posted on 11-21-2001 @ 10:08 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 01 | What? WOOOOOOOOO!!! What? WOOOOOOOOO!!! What?  | ||||
| rageparty 123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again I also have an imaginary girlfriend. | posted on 11-21-2001 @ 11:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | So this thread is about ho the WWF can screw up the Flair Angle? Well, just hire Diamond Dust as your writer. That wasn't funny at all, sorry man... | ||||
| Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich | posted on 11-21-2001 @ 11:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Well, that would be true if he had actually written himself. He only copied it from another website, said it was funny (When in my opinion it was god awful), and posted it. E-mail Me or IM me Still a proud member of the HLJC. Ive got about as much mental stabilty as a ward of mental patients. | ||||
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