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posted on 01-16-2002 @ 7:24 PM      
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WWF.com: Hindsight being 20/20, do you wish that you had the XFL cheerleader tryouts to do all over again now that you're a bachelor?
Lawler: Oh, absolutely. If I were doing those now, not only would I conduct the tryouts, but I would conduct the pre-tryout physicals.

WWF.com: What is Jerry Lawler looking for in the future Mrs. King, once you get everything squared away and you're back on the prowl?
Lawler: That's a good question. Believe it or not, I was pretty happy with what I had. Someone who enjoys traveling with me. Someone who enjoys the wrestling business. What I'm really looking for is a beautiful, young, nice, nymphomaniac. (laughs) Something like that.

WWF.com: Does she have to be younger than 30?
Lawler: Absolutely. Gotta be.

WWF.com: What would be too young?
Lawler: The only ones who are too young are the ones who wear pajamas with feet in them, or write their love letters in crayons.

WWF.com: Are women named Stacy immediately disqualified?
Lawler: Absolutely not. I mean, if Stacy Keibler were to knock on my door tomorrow, I'd have the ring ready.


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posted on 01-16-2002 @ 10:15 PM      
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I mean, if Stacy Keibler were to knock on my door tomorrow, I'd have the ring ready.
Come on, who wouldn't????? The King rules!!

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posted on 01-16-2002 @ 10:59 PM      
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errr........double...............WHAT?



Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.

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posted on 01-16-2002 @ 10:59 PM      
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lawler is the man. who wouldnt go after stacy keibler if they had the chance. good to see he's not wasting any time looking for another girlfiend that could be his daughter. :)



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posted on 01-17-2002 @ 8:12 AM      
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WWF.com: What would be too young?
Lawler: The only ones who are too young are the ones who wear pajamas with feet in them, or write their love letters in crayons



Cannot believe no one picked up on the funniest quote of the interview. Sounds like he is related to Norton.




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