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posted on 01-23-2002 @ 7:09 AM      
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***SMACKDOWN***

Smackdown starts off with the first match.

Non Title Match
Rob Van Dam vs William Regal
Match starts off with RVD flying out of the ring on Regal. RVD with a missile dropkick. Rolling thunder by RVD. Spinning heel kick by RVD followed up by the 5 star frog splash for the pin. Quick match. No offense by Regal. After the match Edge hits the ring and spears Regal. Edge leaves through the crowd.
Winner: Rob Van Dam

Backstage, Vince is shown looking in a mirror and talking to himself. I know what you are thinking and you are wrong. You are thinking I don't have the guts to do what I said I was gonna do on Monday night. You are wrong. I don't have any alternative. Tonight I have to do something that even I will regret. And I'm gonna do it.

-commercial-

Rikishi vs Bossman
Jacqueline is the special referee. Bossman throws Rikishi to the outside. Bossman follows out and throws Rikishi into the ring steps. Back in the ring Bossman backs Rikishi into the corner with punches. Bossman kicks Rikishi in the gut. Bossman with repeated knee drops. Clothesline by Bossman for a two count. Superkick by Rikishi followed by the sit down drop. Rikishi places Bossman in the corner and delivers the bonzai drop for the pin.
Winner: Rikishi

Backstage, Stephanie is shown getting some coffee in the hallway. Lilian Garcia walks up and says she's suprised to see Stephanie to tonight. Lilian tells Stephanie that if she wants to discuss her problems with her, she is available any time. Stephanie says that she and Hunter do not have any problems right now. The only problem she has right now is Lilian. Stephanie throws hot coffee on Lilian.

-commercial-

WWF Tag Team Championship
Tazz and Spike Dudley vs Scotty Too Hotty and Albert
Tazz with a head and arm taz-plex on Scotty. Spike spears Albert to no avail. Albert puts Spike in the giant swing. Albert catapults Spike between the ropes for a two count. Scotty with a backdrop slam on Spike. Scotty with a neckbreaker on Spike, Tazz breaks the count. Scotty suplexes Spike for a two count. Scotty with a superkick on Spike for a two count. Scotty dropkicks Spike in the face for a two count. Scotty kicks Spike in the corner. Scotty misses a corner splash. Tazz with repeated clotheslines on Scotty. Albert hits Tazz with a running splash. Scotty hits Tazz with the bulldog followed up by the worm, Spike breaks the count. Albert tosses Spike off the top across the ring. Albert misses a running splash. Spike hits Albert with the dudley dog. Tazz locks the tazmission on Scotty for the sumbission win.
Winners: Tazz and Spike Dudley

Backstage, Stephanie asks Triple H if he just saw what she just did to Lilian Garcia. Triple H says nothing. Stephanie asks what is wrong with Triple H. Stephanie says before she met Triple H she was a McMahon. Stephanie says Triple H may love the business but her family is the business. Triple H says that Vince is an asshole. Triple H wonders why Stephanie is so proud of her dad after all the things that he has done to her. Triple H says Vince is a piece of trash but Stephanie worships the ground he walks on. Stephanie says that Vince told her that the reason Triple H married her was for the power. Triple H says Vince never thought he was good enough for Stephanie. Stephanie says maybe he was right. Triple H says maybe everyone else was right about you. Triple H walks off.

-commercial-

Backstage, Coach interviews Rock. Rock asks if Coach is paying attention, is his mind elsewhere. Is he thinking about signing and dancing? Rock says since Coach likes dancing so much he should dance to Charleston. Coach says he can't. Rock says Coach doesn't make any decisions around here. Rock asks the crowd if they would like to see Coach to Charleston. Coach starts dancing like a fool. Rock kicks Coach in the ass and tells him to leave. Rock says the way Jericho beat him was not unexpected. Rock says Jericho is still the biggest money's anus walking god's green earth. Rock guarantees that this year's WrestleMania will be the Rock's WrestleMania. Rock tells Angle to get ready.

Backstage, Vince is still in his locker room looking into a mirror and talking to himself. Face the facts. They are hard and cold. They are cruel. Ever since the Royal Rumble, Flair has assumed the position of leadership in the WWF. I don't like it but those are the facts. Under Flair's leadership the WWF has terminal cancer. Under Flair's leadership the WWF is slowly going to die. You know what you have to do. You can do it.

-commercial-

Michael Cole on commentary says that the winner of the two qualifying matchups will wrestle each other on Monday night at Raw. The winner will go on to face Jericho for the Undisputed Championship at No Way Out.

Qualifying #1 Contenders Match
Steve Austin vs Booker T
Clothesline by Austin for a two count. Booker chops Austin in the corner. Austin drops Booker across the ropes. Austin chops Booker in the corner. Booker hits a side kick. Booker clotheslines Austin out of the ring. Booker follows out and sends Austin into the ring steps. Back in the ring Booker kicks Austin down in the corner. Booker wraps Austin's leg around the ring post. Booker clips Austin from behind. Booker kicks Austin down in the corner. Austin explodes out of the corner with punches to Booker's head. Booker places Austin's leg across the bottom rope and sits on it. Booker tries it a second time and misses. Both men trade punches. Austin hits the Lou Thez press. Austin stomps Booker down in the corner. Booker hits a side kick for a two count. Axe kick by Booker for a two count. Booker tries a stunner but Austin counters with a stunner of his own for the pin. After the match Austin drinks some beers on the turnbuckles.
Winner: Steve Austin

-commercial-

Backstage, Sharmel Sullivan asks Ric Flair if he knows what Vince is talking about. Flair says he has no idea.

-commercial-

Tag Team Tables Match
Kane and Big Show vs Dudley Boyz w/ Stacy Keibler
Dudleyz with a double neckbreaker on Kane. Show sets up a table in the ring. Dudleyz double flapjack Show. Kane with a sidewalk slam on Dvon. Show crotches Kane on the ropes by accident. Show sets up the table again. Show chokeslams Dvon, Bubba moves the table just in time. Show whips Bubba into the ropes who in turn knocks Kane off the ring apron through a table on the outside. Dudleyz automatically win. After the match Kane and Show get into an argument and have to be seperated by referees.
Winners: Dudley Boyz

Backstage, Vince is still in his locker room looking into a mirror and talking to himself. It's a damn shame that everything on earth has to come to an end. I never thought it would be like this. I never thought the one day that my world would come crashing down on me. You have to understand. This is my life. This is what I built. I did it all on my own. And now some one is going to take it all away from me? Some one gave cancer to the WWF. Vince starts crying. Vince regain his composure. It's just too damn bad. Vince holds his head down.

-commercial-

A Goldust promo is shown on the Ovaltron.

Backstage, Billy and Chuck have just watched the Goldust promo and say he has cool hair. Billy smacks Chuck on the ass.

Backstage, Coach interviews Kurt Angle. Angle says the WHAT word is ruining his life. Angle cuts his interview short because the fans will not stop saying WHAT.

-commercial-

Non Title Match
Trish Stratus vs Jazz
Trish starts off with kicks and punches. Jazz walks into a big boot. Clothesline by Jazz. Jazz hits a big legdrop. Jazz with a double underhook suplex. Jazz drops Trish across the ropes. Jazz throws Trish out of the ring. Jazz slams Trish's hand on the ring apron. Jazz pulls Trish into the ring post. Back in the ring Trish misses a corner splash. Jazz puts on a arm bar sumbission with her feet on the ropes. The ref sees this, counts to 5, and disqualifies Jazz for not breaking the hold. After the match Jazz gives Trish a ddt.
Winner by DQ: Trish Stratus

Backstage, Vince is still in his locker room talking to himself. Don't try to talk me out of this. If there was any other way I would do it. I know this is not normal but it's something that has to be done. When you care like I care you would do it. It has to be done. And you are not going to talk me out of it. I'm starting to feel it now. It's starting to feel good.

-commercial-

Chris Jericho comes to the announce table to watch the next match.

Qualifying #1 Contenders Match
Kurt Angle vs The Rock
Shoulder block by Rock followed by a clothesline and an arm drag. Angle with a fireman's carry. Belly to belly throw by Rock for a two count. Angle with an overhead belly to belly suplex. Angle kicks Rock down in the corner. Angle with multiple german suplexes for a two count. Angle chokes Rock on the ropes. Angle throws Rock out of the ring. Angle follows out and drops Rock across the announce table. Jericho leaves his chair and bounces Rock's head off the announce table. Back in the ring Angle hits a spinebuster. Angle puts on the ankle lock but Rock makes it to the ropes. Both men clothesline each other at the same time. Rock with a flying clothesline followed by a ddt for a two count. Angle with a short arm clothesline and an elbow drop for a two count. Angle attempts to do the people's elbow but Rock sidesteps and tosses Angle out of the ring. Rock follows out and clotheslines Angle on the floor. Rock pulls Jericho out of his chair and lays him out across the announce table. Rock throws Angle between Jericho's legs. Back in the ring Rock hits a ddt followed by the sharpshooter. Undertaker enters the ring and chokeslams Rock. Undertaker leaves. Angle rolls over on Rock for the easy pin.
Winner: Kurt Angle

Kurt Angle will face Steve Austin this Monday night at Raw. The winner of that match will go on to No Way Out to face Chris Jericho for the Undisputed Championship.

Steve Austin is shown backstage walking in circles.

-commercial-

Backstage, Vince is shown again in his locker room talkig to himself. The WWF is going to die. The WWF has cancer because of Ric Flair. Flair is going to kill it. The kind of cancer that Flair gave the WWF is the slow eating type of cancer, it is not quick. I will not let Flair kill what I created. The WWF is mine. I will not let Flair kill what I created because I will kill what I created. I will kill my creation. I'm going to inject the WWF with a lethal dose of poison. If anyone is going to kill my creation it will be me... and the nWo! Vince spins his chair around toward the mirror and on the back of the chair is written nWo.

Backstage, Coach interviews Steve Austin. Angle attacks Austin and puts him in the ankle lock.

-commercial-

Kurt Angle comes to the ring. Tonight I took my first step towards WrestleMania. At raw Mondaynight I am wrestling Steve Austin for the #1 contendership for the Undisputed Title at No way Out. Steve Austin comes down to the ring and he and Angle trade blows. Booker T hits the ring and lays out Austin. Ric Flair hits the ring and chops down Booker and puts him in the figure four. Flair and Austin clear the ring. Austin tosses Flair some beers. They toast and the drinking party begins. Flair hugs Austin and heads up the ramp.

Austin gets on the mic and says he is not done with Flair yet. Austin says he knows Flair is not afraid to walk down that aisle one more time. If you want Ric Flair to drink some beer with Steve Austin give me a hell yeah. Flair comes back to the ring. Austin asks for them to play Flair's music again. They toast. Flair takes his beers and walks to the back. Austin drinks some more beer and goes into the crowd to drink beer with fans. Austin goes back to the ring and drinks some more beer. Austin's watch is telling him he still has time to drink more beer. Austin finally leaves to the back.

Chimmel thanks everyone for coming.

A re-do is shot of Triple H standing outside his locker room (I assume from when he walked out on Stephanie earlier). Sharmel Sullivan walks up and asks Triple H if everything is ok. Triple H tells her now is not the time. Christian walks by and says that Stephanie has a bad temper. Triple H attacks Christian and storms off.


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posted on 01-23-2002 @ 3:08 PM      
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i wonder when nash and hall will debut.


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posted on 01-23-2002 @ 3:12 PM      
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What would make a better way to debut the nWo.

Hall and Nash coming out unnannounced and causing mayhem like they did in 96.

Or Vince McMahon talking into a mirror?

I hate when they announce the returns ahead of time, it takes away from the drama of the moment.
Like when the Rock came back, Triple H coming back. and the WWF should not have announced the returns of Goldust, Mr. Perfect, Val Venis, and the Godfaher ahead of time.

And hopefully Hall and Nash will debut this Monday and they dont drag this on for a few weeks.

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posted on 01-23-2002 @ 3:32 PM      
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quote:

and they dont drag this on for a few weeks.


you know they will. they'll probably make a series of "desire" videos to go along with it. lol


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Cluster F
posted on 01-23-2002 @ 3:45 PM      
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unfortunately they will probably choose the U2 song instead of the Creed song, making it even worse.

Seriously though, it is good that Vince has chosen to lead the NWO. I guess thats what the split will be, maybe they will rename Samckdown something to do with the NWO, and have 2 different organizations that way. We'll see, and the point of all of this is to get the fans talking about it and to bring in the ratings, which im sure will happen this monday on RAW.

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posted on 01-23-2002 @ 5:00 PM      
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Do you think that Hogan is coming with them?

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posted on 01-23-2002 @ 7:56 PM      
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quote:

Do you think that Hogan is coming with them?
Probably - and hopefully in one of these...


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posted on 01-24-2002 @ 8:12 AM      
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Well from the number one contenders match, between Angle and Austin it is a definte it will be Austin vs Jericho at No Way Out. I hope they do not have Austin win the title to face HHH at Wrestlemania. Jericho is finally getting a huge push and is becoming a legitimate champion, let him beat Austin, by say help from the NWO.

Ferret
posted on 01-24-2002 @ 11:02 AM      
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NWO vs. DX

It has to happen sooner or later, especially with HHH pissed off at Vince.




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posted on 01-24-2002 @ 11:17 AM      
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ferrett, I don't think that is going to happen. I read, HHH does not want to be part of a group. Roaddogg is in WWA. Billy Gunn is part of the Ambiguosly Gay Duo with Chuck. Xpac has a chance of joining the NWO. Also there is a rumor that HBK is going to ref the main event at Wrestlemania. I heard he will join the NWO too. i would add perfect and Jericho to the NWO.

This way you have Vince, Hogan, Hall, Nash, Jericho, HBK, Xpac and maybe Mr. Perfect because he was in it originally for your NWO faction.

Than you have Flair, Rock, HHH, Austin, RVD and maybe even Angle to oppose them.



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posted on 01-24-2002 @ 12:26 PM      
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I guess its just wishful thinking TW. I would be a perfect way to break up the NWO when there done with that storyline or at the split. Shawn Michaels could be in the new DX, with Xpac and Billy Gunn (like that new tag team he's in is ever going to do anything?) and they could add another guy. Jericho could be awesome in NWO!!!

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Seriously though, it is good that Vince has chosen to lead the NWO



Someone correct me if I'm wrong, I was never a WCW fan, but isn't the whole point of the NWO that they're against authority and do what they want without giving a fuck, and especially not being "invited" by the owner of a company. Just seems odd to have the outsiders being welcomed in by a bigwig. Hopefully, they wont screw this up like they did Invasion.




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Moss should have given the ball to his coaches to spike, or at least invited them onto the field to take part in the celebration, because they were the ones who made that score possible. But don't tell that to Randy, it would only take away from the glory he believes he deserves for being as great as he is. Click here for the whole article


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posted on 01-24-2002 @ 2:06 PM      
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I think your right Ferret this angle seem doom for failure, and the biggest question I have is will Hogan ever lose a match. I would love to see him wrestle the Uneverjobber. There heads are so big that nietheir one of them could fit in the ring togther.





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posted on 01-24-2002 @ 2:15 PM      
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HOGAN WILL LOSE TO AT LEAST 3 PEOPLE:

1)The Rock
2)Steve Austin
3)HHH

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posted on 01-24-2002 @ 3:55 PM      
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I see it as nWo with Vince -- up till the HHH Jercio match than turning on Vince -- and have'n HHH, HBK, HAll, NAsh, X-pac and hogan(yuck) break off and cause all type of problems everyone


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