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Signguy Anyone want advanced screening tickets to Halloween 57? I didn't think so. | posted on 02-24-2002 @ 6:20 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02
| My favorite part in ECW that made me laugh until my face turned red and I started crying was at the PPV Born To Be Wired where The Dudley Boys are going against Axel Rotten and Balls Mahoney. Buh Buh was in the ring with Axel and Axel kept telling Buh Buh to tag D-von in and Buh Buh kept saying no and shut up ya faggot. Finally Buh Buh (I think he got scared) said, "Fuck you", and tagged in D-von. And D-von just stood their like a deer seeing light.
"Why don't you blow me, chief? Hmmm? Right after your girlfriend there gets through..." -- Creighton Duke, JGTH |
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Francine Banger
| posted on 02-24-2002 @ 9:29 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00
| That wasnt a Pay Per View, but the funniest were all of the Gertner/Dudleys promos. When the Dudleys imitated Public Enemy's return. When Taz was talking on the mic, and somebody interrupted him, and he's like "Oh excuse me, I forgot everybody is here to see you, so Ill just sit back and let you talk" and then the guy felt like a dick and everybody chanted asshole.
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HydratedPeach So... how did you get your spiffy new status? Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
| posted on 02-24-2002 @ 9:59 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01
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When the Dudleys imitated Public Enemy's return.
YES. That was hysterical. The fans chanting "Welcome back" to the Dudleys as they danced in the middle of the ring was a nice touch, too.
Bubba Ray (as Johnny Grunge): "Things are a little different. I don't see the same ugly rats I used to fuck when I was here 3 years ago."
(Suddenly, a group of fans single out ECW fan/photographer/groupie Mary-Kate, pointing to her and chanting "She's still here! She's still here!" The Dudleys walk over to that side of the ring, as MK tries to make herself invisible)
Bubba (big shit-eating grin on his face): "Hey girlie, I'll meet you back at the TraveLodge!"
Another favorite moment of mine was when Blue Meanie and Nova, with a pailful of weapons, came to Tommy Dreamer's rescue as he was being attacked by Danny Doring, Jacko Victory, and Mike Lozansky. When Nova unveiled his Captain America shield, the whole Arena went ape-shit. Plus, you just can't get much funnier than Tommy's whiter-than-white dancing during the postmatch celebration.
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Signguy Anyone want advanced screening tickets to Halloween 57? I didn't think so. | posted on 02-24-2002 @ 10:14 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02
| Joel "Put your lipstick on my dipstick" Gertner.
"Why don't you blow me, chief? Hmmm? Right after your girlfriend there gets through..." -- Creighton Duke, JGTH |
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Se7en
| posted on 02-24-2002 @ 10:28 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 01
| Joel Gertner's prematch introductions, and anytime Stevie / Blue Meanie had the mike during their BWO stint.
"Being a bastard WORKS."
--Spider Jerusalem |
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HydratedPeach So... how did you get your spiffy new status? Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
| posted on 02-24-2002 @ 11:31 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01
| "Like the bulls of Pamplona, man, people are charging the store to buy this, man. Little children are breaking their piggy banks to spend their last dime on it, man. And little old ladies are turning tricks at the bingo hall, just to buy it for their steenkin' grandchildren, man. What is it? The Tickle Me Meanie Doll, man. I call this one Chico!"
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spe5150
| posted on 02-24-2002 @ 11:34 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00
| Funniest moment in ECW history for me was seeing New Jack jump out of a balcony and put Joel Gertner through a table....and hearing Joey Styles scream upon impact, "Joel Gertner's Dead, Joel Gertner's Dead, Joel Gernter's Dead!!" in the same high-pitched voice that usually was reserved for "Cat Fight!"
Coming in a close second was any of the many times a wrestler ran his mouth before a match with the Human Suplex Machine and the audience chanted "Taz is gonna kill you!"
God, do I miss ECW!
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Delta Sigma Phuk Ups
| posted on 02-24-2002 @ 11:37 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00
| Joel Gertner- "Dayton,Ohio, it's amazing where people will live nowadays"
Me: Hi, New Jack you're a great wrestler.
New Jack: What up nigga?
bWo 4 Life
Stinky, who most certainly does NOT rule - J.Norton
Wanna buy a dryer? Door.
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Mangino I live... again. | posted on 02-24-2002 @ 11:59 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: May. 01
| One match I remember was Francine going in to help The Franchise, giving someone a hurrican-rada and hearing Joey Styles yell" OH MY GOD....ITS A COOCHIE-CAN-RADDA"....."Well she is a coochador after all". Shit killed me! I still use the Coochiecan-rada line everytime a female wrestler wrestles.
President of the Rich Vos fan club!
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OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem? What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA | posted on 02-25-2002 @ 12:15 AM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01
| My favorite of all time and I still have this on tape was when Steve Austin first showed up in ECW.
The Public Enemy and the Gangstas were feuding and during the TV taping Joey Styles got word that there was a fight backstage. Every camera that tried to catch the action got busted so Styles ran back with a camerman he found. While the two teams were fighting, you could see some guy in the backround making all kinds of stupid gestures. When the camera finally panned to him it was none other than Austin dressed up like and imitating Hogan. I die laughing everytime I see that.
Thanks Mrs. Moosen for the pics.
You are getting good at this cut & paste thing. |
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Drunken Tom
| posted on 02-25-2002 @ 11:18 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 02
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Joel "Put your lipstick on my dipstick" Gertner.
Also...Joel "There's a monster in my pants and he does a naughty dance" Gertner
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Philly Tool
| posted on 02-26-2002 @ 3:16 AM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 02
| Also, Joel "You'll marvel at the size, as i'm in between your thighs" Gerner. I really miss ECW.
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Signguy Anyone want advanced screening tickets to Halloween 57? I didn't think so. | posted on 02-27-2002 @ 6:31 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02
| I miss ECW bad. The guys I miss most are Joel Gertner, Joey Stiles, and Sabu. Remember every match Sabu was in he would use twenty tables? I actually think (and this is my opinion) that The Dudleys were the best comedy team in ECW. Born To Be Wired was so funny.
Axel: Tag D-von!
Buh Buh: No!
Axel: Tag him, now!
Buh Buh: Shut up, ya faggot!
Axel: Tag him.
Buh Buh: Fuck you! (tags D-von)
I think it goes something like that.
"Why don't you blow me, chief? Hmmm? Right after your girlfriend there gets through..." -- Creighton Duke, JGTH |
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oddrevill
| posted on 02-27-2002 @ 11:58 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 02
| one of the funniest to me was when new jack brought a kitchen sink to the ring and joey styles says well you cant say he hit him with everything but the kitchen sink
new jack always cracked me up with what he brought down to the ring
i also remember one time he brought a nintendo down to the ring that was funny as hell
new jack was a nut
Tajiri Clause 3:16
RVD the whole f'n show |
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Drusilla fag-hag JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head! | posted on 02-28-2002 @ 3:06 AM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01
| am i the only one who saw joey styles doing an infomertial on cbs late one night?
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you'll rue the day you crossed me trebek
If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself |
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HydratedPeach So... how did you get your spiffy new status? Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
| posted on 02-28-2002 @ 11:14 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01
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am i the only one who saw joey styles doing an infomertial on cbs late one night?
Hawking painted Liberty silver dollars...those have been airing for a few years now.
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Delta Sigma Phuk Ups
| posted on 02-28-2002 @ 11:29 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00
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joey styles doing an infomertial on cbs late one night?
That has got to be fucking hilarious. I havent seen that yet.
Being in the audience Living Dangerously in Asbury Park was amazing. Seeing Taz and BamBam going thru the walkway. IF ANYONE HAS A TAPE OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY 1998 IN ASBURY PARK PLEASE E MAIL ME..JBLANK31@AOL.COM...I cannot get a copy of that anywhere.
Stinky, who most certainly does NOT rule - J.Norton
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