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Se7en
posted on 03-12-2002 @ 4:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 01
What a show, huh? This is why guys like Sir O and I have taken to watching puroresu.

Way to go, WWF. Pat yourself on the back. You've officially made Jericho the biggest joke as a champion possible.

Poor guy actually makes it to the top, wins the Undisputed championship, gets to main or co-main Wrestlemania.....and he gets to take a backseat in his OWN ANGLE. All of his heat is stolen by whom? The slut screwing HHH (who also books the shows, so what a surprise she's featured so prominently on them) and a motherfucking DOG.

But that's just one example of why RAW was so horrible last night. Sad thing is, there are many more.

Now let's watch the WWF defenders try to make excuses....



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Leaking Nipples
posted on 03-12-2002 @ 4:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
But....but.....but...... (Hangs head in shame)

JackDan1974
posted on 03-12-2002 @ 4:59 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Hey I agree with you about what they have done to Y2J, it is like they have taken the one thing tha I loved about him away (mic skills). Hey one good thing about the show is we got to see Stph ass.





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posted on 03-12-2002 @ 5:01 PM      
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I think the only part was good when HHH was trying to get stephanie back in the ring. he pulling her pants showing her nice ass.

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posted on 03-12-2002 @ 6:29 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
The best part of Raw last night was the end. Well, no actually, the best part was Angle doing the Spineroonie and saying "crisp and clean with no caffeine, bro!" but other than that, it did all suck.

The best part of this post was Leaking Nipples' sig pic, though.

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posted on 03-12-2002 @ 6:30 PM      
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That handicapped main event was the sloppiest match I think I've ever seen. Hogan moves around like he shit his pants. Granted I only caught the last 5 minutes of the match, but there were more missed spots in those 5 minutes than on most RAW's combined (and that's saying a lot!). And something tells me the first part of the match wasn't much better. The last match I remember being that poorly coordinated was a WCW Konnan-Stevie Ray match.






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posted on 03-12-2002 @ 7:50 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Raw sucked shit, but the Edge/Angle/Booker segment was hilarious, especially when Angle tried the spinarooni. Pretty much every match sucked. Y2J's championship reign was ruined from the begining in my opinion. I mean there was no build up going into the Royal Rumble with the Rock, it was mainly RVD/Y2J, and Jericho even had matches with fucking Edge! Didn't he have a couple with Kane and Rikishi too? A bunch of tag matches and a title defense against Maven. Some main eventer, now with the nWo in, the only way for Jericho to stay on top is defeat HHH at Mania and keep the Title longer. This is fucked up, bringing in the nWo was the last thing the new talent needed. Stephanie's ass is nice though...


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posted on 03-12-2002 @ 8:13 PM      
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[bart simpson] I didn't think it was humanly possible, but that both sucked and blew. [/bart simpson]


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Drunken Tom
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 1:01 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
I think it was the first time Hogan won a match cleanly since 1996.

Ferret
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 12:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

and he gets to take a backseat in his OWN ANGLE. All of his heat is stolen by whom? The slut screwing HHH (who also books the shows, so what a surprise she's featured so prominently on them) and a motherfucking DOG.



Hey man, Steph's not a dog, she's fucking hot


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posted on 03-13-2002 @ 12:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
I really wish they would take Steph off tv, she's not that good looking, her voice is annoying, she takes away major heat from a wrestlemania main event, that right there should be reason enough to get her off tv, this is the first wrestlemania that I remember where the main focus is not on the two wrestlers wrestling, really sad.



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iampoop
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 12:57 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
Where did Hogan learn a real wrestling move??? A belly to back suplex !!! WOW he's atarting to come into his own it appears LOL Him as a heel still cracks me up though

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Sir Okonkwo
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 7:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Better late than never...

THAT WAS THE WORST FUCKING EPISODE OF RAW EVER!

And the fact that they decide to air the worst episode ever right before the biggest PPV of the year is mindblowing.

Remember Andre ripping off Hogan's cross? Remember the Ultimate Challenge? Remember Bret and Shawn's speeches about the importance of the WWF title and what being a champion means to them? Remember Austin vs. Michaels with special guest ref Mike Tyson?

Think about those scenarios, reflect on how well they built to the big Wrestlemania title matches, and compare them to the use of dog shit to build to this year's match. It really amazes me that a FUCKING DOG gets more airtime than the majority of the wrestlers on the WM card, and that out of a 2 hour plus Raw, the only positive comment anyone can make is that we saw a 2 second shot of Steph's ass. You'd think that instead of HHH vs. Jericho for the Undisputed Championship at Wrestlemania, we'll be seeing Lucy The Dog vs. Stephanie's Ass. Well, if there's any consolation, it seems like Steph and her band of reject soap opera writers is starting to realize that the product is so horrible, the only way to get any positive attention is to "accidentally" show a little McSkin.

It's kind of sad that the WWF has to rely on a quick ass shot to get their virgin audience to pay any attention. But since there is no actual wrestling to speak of, and the "comedy" is anything but funny, I guess they will take what they can get.

Also, how about that board meeting? I challenge you to find anyone who actually took that crap seriously. First of all, it was an errant punch. If two people are fighting, and you're dumb enough to get in the way and get hit, it's your own damn fault. And how is this such an "embarassment to the company" considering all the things Vince has done in the past few months? And why didn't Flair get a chance to defend himself before the board made their decision? And what the hell does all of this have to do with Wrestlemania, the biggest PPV of the year which is less than a week away? Nothing, it just gives Vince a chance to sit at the head of a table and look important, while planting the seeds for the meticulously planned and well thought out roster split some time after Wrestlemania.

"It all starts with logic." - Vince Russo

Russo's abysmal booking in WCW isn't so bad in hindsight, when compared with this shit.


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Se7en
posted on 03-14-2002 @ 3:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 01
And how is this such an "embarassment to the company" considering all the things Vince has done in the past few months?

Exactly. Or how about this slap in the face of logic - as recently as 3 or 4 weeks ago, Vince was bragging about how he was going to bring the nWo into the WWF for the specific reason of DESTROYING the company. He does this, and the board STILL gives HIM complete control over the company??? I'm convinced that WWF programming is being written by monkeys sitting at typewriters.



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Ferret
posted on 03-14-2002 @ 4:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Exactly. Or how about this slap in the face of logic - as recently as 3 or 4 weeks ago, Vince was bragging about how he was going to bring the nWo into the WWF for the specific reason of DESTROYING the company. He does this, and the board STILL gives HIM complete control over the company???



Come on man, its wrestling, not Agatha Christie. It's not supposed to make 100% sense. Just sit back, suspend reality for a little bit, and enjoy the ride.




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posted on 03-14-2002 @ 8:33 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Put all of that aside and it was a good idea in my view. The board voted on Vince until Mania because Flair has too much on his hands, but they said after Mania they might reconsider (which it will then lead to the split) How is that so bad??


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Se7en
posted on 03-14-2002 @ 9:05 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 01
Come on man, its wrestling, not Agatha Christie. It's not supposed to make 100% sense. Just sit back, suspend reality for a little bit, and enjoy the ride.

I can't. It's too glaring of a mistake.

I could forgive it if it was something that was done months ago (like Vince's misbehavior with Trish from a long time ago....or even the "Kiss My Ass" club, that was several months ago). But it wasn't - it was LAST MONTH. As few as 3 or 4 weeks ago, he was screaming he was going to destroy the company.

It's just bad writing. I don't care if it's wrestling, I'm not going to deduct 50 IQ points or so just so I can enjoy it.



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posted on 03-14-2002 @ 9:10 PM      
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Well, they could say that the reason they voted for Vince was to keep him sane, lol..


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posted on 03-14-2002 @ 9:16 PM      
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quote:

I'm convinced that WWF programming is being written by monkeys sitting at typewriters.


not a bad idea.......


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posted on 03-14-2002 @ 9:18 PM      
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quote:

I'm convinced that WWF programming is being written by monkeys sitting at typewriters.



I always thought monkeys fling shit, not book it.


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