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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 10:57 AM      
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Through the years there have been many wrestlers whose sole purpose on being on tv was to get their asses kicked by a wrestler or put on a good show but always lose.

Some unforgettable ones:
Duane Gill aka Gillberg
Barry Horowitz
Brooklyn Brawler
Iron Mike Sharpe
Blue Meanie
Koko B Ware

Some newer ones:
Tazz
Mr. Perfect
Tommy Dreamer


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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 11:45 AM      
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Yuo do realize that now Sir O or Se7en is gonna have a smartass post that reads:

"Chris Jericho LOL!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Cuz he's gotten buried, so he's like a jobber, get it? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Ichiro Suzuki would beat his ass, though!"

Not that I'd disagree with them, but you realize you opened that opportunity up, right?

My personal fav has to be Doink, because anytime someone with a gimmick THAT stupid gets killed, it puts a smile to my face. He was a good character as a heel (all 85 guys who played his character, that is), but God, when they turned him face, I wanted to see him and his midget friend get decapitated everytime they faced Bam Bam Bigelow or whoever else he fueded against and, usually, I got my wish. :) KILL THE CLOWN!

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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 11:57 AM      
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THE CRITERIA FOR A JOBBER:
1)IS YOU MUST HAVE LOST AT LEAST 5 MATCHES IN A ROW.

Jericho has not reached Jobber status and Big show has moved out of jobber status. I am mostly looking for 80's, early 90's during Superstars, Saturday Night Main event days. WCW/NWA jobbers are welcome as well.

RonRon5477
posted on 04-02-2002 @ 12:20 PM      
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oh man, remember Ken Powers??? I think that it was his name was..

So does that mean Big Show would be a jobber? He hardly wins because the other people cheat.



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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 12:23 PM      
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It's gotta be S.D. Jones!! I saw him lose to King Kong Bundy in 30 seconds. What a tool.

Take it down.
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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 12:28 PM      
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Koko B. Ware wasnt a jobber.
He had the Ghostbuster as a Finisher. You cant have a finisher if your a jobber.

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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 1:10 PM      
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The Undertaker (TOG)

Actually, Iron Mike Sharpe stands out in my memory. I remember going to a wrestling show in my old High School, and he was wrestling some guy ( I can't remember the name, but he was an up & coming WWF guy back in the late 80's - always brought chains with him to the ring wrapped around him to use later in the match) and I knew after seeing IMS drop every match I have ever seen him in that he was gonna drop this one as well - and he did. He was getting razzed, but was cool to the fans by signing some autographs and stuff after the show ended.


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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 3:08 PM      
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Kumla,

and the Gentleman Chris Adams



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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 3:11 PM      
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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 3:19 PM      
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quote:

I can't remember the name, but he was an up & coming WWF guy back in the late 80's - always brought chains with him to the ring wrapped around him to use later in the match)

Hercules Hernandez





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Se7en
posted on 04-02-2002 @ 4:43 PM      
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Chris Jericho LOL!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Cuz he's gotten buried, so he's like a jobber, get it? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Ichiro Suzuki would beat his ass, though!"

That's hardly fair. I can't speak for O, but I personally am a Jericho fan. And it's not Chris' fault that HHH has seen to the total destruction of his career.

But if you want me to make a puro reference, I'd just like to say that I would mark out if Jericho were to fight Jushin Lyger again, as the evil White Lyger.

My faves are probably the standards: Brooklyn Brawler and "Iron" Mike Sharpe, he of the never-healing forearm injury.



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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 5:55 PM      
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Brooklyn Brawler and "Iron" Mike Sharpe these two are standouts as jobbers. Sharpe always surprised me the guy was huge but was never pushed. And for you oldies in the Detroit/Toronto area it was Chris Tolos.
And lets not forget anyone who wrestles Hogan.


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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 5:58 PM      
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i would have to say even though they were a tag team the mulkey brothers

singles would have to be the goon





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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 6:04 PM      
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how about the repo man:





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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 6:50 PM      
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Mine would be Paul Roma, anyone remember him? He is my favorite because he grew up down the street from me and I fingered his little sister when I was like 13. I used to like to watch him get his ass kicked every week on Superstars just to be able to say out loud- "I fingered his sister"

edit- I am refering to the old WWF days, not his time as a tag Partner with Arn Anderson and the horseman. I think he actualy held the tag belts in WCW with Anderson more than once.



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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 6:50 PM      
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Rage I read on a few sites that they tried out a few wrestlers to be anouncers, I never read he was chosen. I cant see him fitting that role with such poor mic skills.


Remember the days when Vince's character was nothing more than an announcer? He was very good to.

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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 7:01 PM      
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I guess you can add Raven to that list, Teen. Losing the Hardcore Title in his first title defense, now he probably won't be seen until the Royal Rumble. I also heard from someone he was going to be an announcer which means he'll be jobbing to the King in Kiss My Foot matches...


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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 7:09 PM      
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Outback Jack. his promos made me laugh for some reason.

Doink became a jobber...but when he first came he was actually competitive. always found that to be funny too. his evil smirk was great

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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 7:40 PM      
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Blue Meanie was always a personal favorite of mine. I was absolutely pissed when the WWF fired him (BOTH times).

All-time favorite has to be Barry "What's a nice Jewish boy like you doing in a business like this?" Horowitz. :-D


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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 10:03 PM      
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Here's a few more that I remember:
Sivi Afi
Jim Powers
Brady Boone
Skinner
Leaping Lanny Poffo (and the Genius)
Jose Luis Rivera

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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 10:15 PM      
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HOLY SHIT!! That's him BA. I think I have a pic of him from the show somewhere, if I find it I'll scan it and post it. He was holding those cheesy chains too! LMAO!!!


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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 10:16 PM      
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Lightning Kid(X-Pac) anyone remember his frist gimic?
Bushwackers they would always get squashed



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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 11:54 PM      
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i thought it was 1-2-3 kid

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posted on 04-03-2002 @ 2:27 AM      
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Lex Luger ripped off Hercules, hoo hoo.






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posted on 04-03-2002 @ 2:50 AM      
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blue meanie is definately my favorite.

i miss him from way back when he was with ecw



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