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rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 11:46 PM      
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Report by: Mike E., rajahwwf.com reader


Chris Jericho vs. John Cena
-Lot of trash talk in the begining and Jericho slaps Cena and Cena follows up with a takedown and uses Jericho's face as a punching bag. Cena takes it to Jericho for a moment until Jericho pulls down the ropes and Cena goes flying out. Jericho attacks Cena on the outside with kicks and punches and throws Cena back in. Jericho climbs the top rope but wastes time and when he launches, he gets a gut full of dropkick from Cena, Cena hits a suplex but only a 2 count. Cena hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Jericho, 2 count only. Jericho attempts the Walls of Jericho but Cena counters out of it. Cena misses a dropkick and Jericho tries a Lionsault but misses. Cena tries a rollup similar to last week but Jericho hits a deliberate low-blow and that gets Jericho DQ'd on the spot. After the match, Jericho snaps and locks Cena in the Walls of Jericho. Jericho releases the hold and gets a chair and drills it on Cena's back twice and swings it at the officials until cleared the ring. Jericho continues to use the chair on Cena until he finally leaves when his statement is at last made.
Winner VIA DQ - John Cena

Backstage, Mark Lloyd notices a white limo arriving and none other than Eric Bischoff comes out of it. When Mark asked him what he was doing there, Bischoff just smiles and ignores him as he continues to walk on. Leaving Mark with his arms raised in confusion...Fade out..

Eric Bischoff praises Randy Orton for his work lately with high positive praises. Eric then looks for Hogan and Orton tells him he's around the corner. Eric enters Hogans dressing room and they "catch up". Eric reminded Hogan of the stuff he learned from him. Hogan then claims that Eric is not here to see Hogan, but The Rock. Eric says he likes to see Hogan too and also wondered where Edge was. Hogan asked if it was a negotiation, Eric told Hogan that Hogan always said, Always Negotiate. Eric then leaves and after a couple second, Hogan tells Eric to go shave his ass!.

Hurricane Helms vs. Chavo Guerrero Jr.
-Both men exchange some good offense with Chavo staying in control of Helms during the match while Chavo was going after the left knee. Helms hits a second rope summersault neckbreaker, 2 count only when Chavo got a foot on the rope. Chavo continues to use leg weardown holds on Helms relentlessley and locks in a Bow & Arrow and an STF, Chavo made Helm's tap out to the STF. After the match, Chavo gets the mic and then claims he's the premire latin in the WWE and everytime he turns around, all he hears is propoganda on Rey Mysterio Jr. Chavo says he's sick of it and challenges Rey in his debut match
Winner VIA submission - Chavo Guerrero

Vince McMahon arrives in a black limo. Mark Lloyd assumes it's the new General Manager on SmackDown!. Mark informs Vince that Bischoff is already here and eludes the possibility that the new General Manager may already be there. Vince then says that it should be a very interesting night and walks off...Fade out..

Rico is in the back sucking up to Bischoff and is offering his services to Bischoff whenever he needs them. Bischoff says he'll remember that and asks Rico where The Rock was and Rico points him in the direction to it and when he reaches the door, Vince McMahon appears. They both go talking on about about competition, ruthless aggression, etc. Bischoff even had the guts to dust Vince's outfit on the front and the shoulders. In the end, he asked Vince to excuse him and that he had to go see The Rock. Eric Bischoff is such a weasel!

Hollywood Hulk Hogan, Edge & Rikishi vs. Lance Storm, Christian & Test
-Rikishi wastes little time going after Christian, but Christian comes back with some punches and then a double-team with Lance Storm and a double-clothesline delivered by Rikishi. Edge is tagged in and flies off the top rope and impacts Lance. Edge gets triple-teamed in the corner..(Match view is replaced with the outside of the arena showing the facility structure). When action continues, Test knocks down Edge with a clothesline and locks in a reverse chinlock, the ref checks Edge's arm and he comes back on the third attempt. Edge battles out and then Test hits the pump-handle slam and tries to go for the Big Boot but Test counters with a face-slam. Edge crawls to the corner but Test stopped him and while Rikishi and Hogan got in the ring, Edge gets triple-teamed. Edge finally makes the tag and Hogan is tagged in and cleans house until the Test hits Hogan with an elbow. Lance hits a savate kick and gets a 2 count. Hogan kicks out and Hulks Up!. Hogan hits 3 shots and send Lance to the corner, Edge follows up with a Spear in the corner and then Rikishi back the ass up. As Rikishi was gonna go for a Stinkface, Test and Christian pull Hogan and Edge out of the ring. Rikishi turns into a Big Boot from Rikishi, Hogan comes back in and gives 3 punches to Test and give him the big foot. As Hogan was gonna give Test a Running Legdrop, Christian comes up behind Hogan and gives him a reverse DDT. Edge returns that favor with a Spear to Christian and then gives Lance Storm the Edgecution to get the 1-2-3.
Winners VIA Pinfall - Edge, Hollywood Hulk Hogan, Rikishi

Eric cuts to the chase after shaking the Rock's hand. Both men exchange good comedies quotes and then Rock says he will be on RAW but not by anything that's signed but by being the WWE Undisputed Champ. Eric wishes he had The Rock in WCW on Nitro, he and Rock then exchange non-personal quotes. Rock does his part in that when he says while Eric was on Nitro, The Rock was trying to run his company out of business...Both men then exchange an icy stare and Rock left.

Billy Kidman vs. Tajiri
-Both men startup with an armlock takedown. Kidman works on Tajiri in the corner until Tajiri drops Kidman on the ropes from Tajiri's shoulders. Tajiri locks in the Tarantula and breaks the hold. Tajiri works over Kidman with some kicks and a reverse chinlock. Kidman dropkicks Tajiri in the back while Tajiri tried the springboard elbow. Kidman hits a neckbreaker, 2 count only. Tajiri hits a kick to the head and a standing moonsault on Kidman, 2 count only. Kidman hits a sitout powerbomb and follows up with the Shooting Star Press for the 1-2-3. After the match, Jamie Noble comes in and attacks Kidman and Tajiri gives Kidman some green mist to the face and Noble hits a powerbomb on Kidman. Noble, Nidia and Tajiri stand with arms raised in triumph while Kidman was laid out behind them.
Winner VIA Pinfall - Billy Kidman

The Smackdown! GM is Revealed
-Vince comes out and declares that all contracts are now open for negotiation and talks about green grass comparisons between RAW and SmackDown! and if anybody wanted to goto either group, then they have to speak to their GM's. After all that, he talks about Bischoff and the history they've had and mentality issues regarding his decision to hit Bischoff. Then finally, Vince McMahon introduces his new General Manager of SmackDown! It was none other than Stephanie McMahon!!. Stephanie gets the mic and talks about Bischoff indeed being a parasite and agreeing with Shane McMahon's assessment. She then declares that Bischoff will not raid on the SmackDown! key talents like The Rock, Edge, Jericho, Triple H, Hogan, etc. Stephanie then declares that her first official act is to throw Bischoff out of the building. Steph leaves the stage and the cameras follow her to the back and she looks for Bischoff and does after about a whole minute. When she finds him, Bischoff is talking to members of Team Canada and she taps him on the shoulder. Bischoff then dismissed the tapping and then turns around and meets Stephanie eye-to-eye. She gives him something to think about by either leaving the building on his own or to be thrown out. Eric agrees to leave the building. He says that a lot can happen between now and Vengeance and told her that he'll see her there and then walks off but shouts that he can't wait. The camera then comes back on Steph's face as she looked kinda slap-happy while she watched Bischoff walk off.

Kurt Angle vs. The Rock
-Before the match, Angle comes out and talks about Vengeance but his mic didn't work and threw it away and then went back up the ramp and got a new one and came down the ramp again and ranted about Undertaker and The Rock about tapping and such. When Angle entered the ring, The Undertaker came out on his bike. Undertaker doesn't put on a headset though, but just silently observes. The Rock comes out and jumps and then he comes down running and starts the slugfest. Both men goto the outside and the go at it with Rock in control for the first couple mins. Angle slingshots Rock into the post. Angle stomps away on Rock in the ring. Angle hits a standing suplex, 2 count only. Angle punches away at Rock in the corner, then chops away. Both men continue to exchange offense. Angle points to Undertaker and then Angle delivers three straight German suplexes, 2 count only. Angle lets Rock to crawl up and then uses a punch to knock him down but Rock comes back and hits a Samoan drop, 2 count only. Angle hits a suplex on Rock and Rock is down hurt and sticking out of the ring. Angle goes after Rock and taunts Taker to watch. Angle continues to dominate The Rock with a stiff clothesline but only a 2 count. Angle hits an overhead suplex and shows off to the crowd. Angle continues some major offense on the Rock for a little while and hits an Olympic/Angle Slam on The Rock but kicks out. The Rock locks in the Sharpshooter from out of nowhere. Angle pulls on the ropes and Rock pulls him off the ropes. Rock goes for a Rock Bottom but Angle blocks it and clotheslines The Rock. Rock comes back and punches away until Angle is on the outside. Angle tries to go for Undertaker but Undertaker pushed away Angle but Rock was charging Angle and clotheslines Taker into the crowd. Angle locks in the anklelock but Rock counters out of it and hits a DDT but only got a 2 count. The Rock goes for the People's Elbow but only caught only The Undertaker's clothesline!. This causes a DQ. Undertaker attacks The Rock, meanwhile Angle gets a chair and drills Undertaker twice with it as Undertaker tried to chokeslam The Rock. The Rock hits a clothesline on Angle and goes for a Rock Bottom but Angle counters and locks in the ankle lock. Angle holds it in for a few moments and The Rock taps depite the fact that the match was over.
Winner VIA DQ - The Rock

Off The Air..
-Kurt Angle walks up the ramp but decides to return and gets the Undisputed title and holds it high above his head. Angle then turns around and Undertaker is waiting and hits a chokeslam!. Undertaker puts the belt around his neck and leaves up the ramp, but after he reaches it, he gets off the bike and leaves it there on the stage and left. Rock and Angle share a good time taunting each other in and outside the ring. The Rock gives Angle a Rock Bottom and then the People's Elbow and then leaves. Angle gets a mic and demands him to come back out, Rock eventually does and tells Angle that he was about to take his tights off and take a shower. Angle then claimed that the people wanted to see more of him..hehe. Rock then told a ref to stop playing Pocket Pool. Angle asks Rock what Pocket Pool was and Rock told him not to worry about it because he (Angle) does it all the time..hehe. Rock and Angle shake hands and head to the back together and the show ends.

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Sounds like a good show, I just wish Jericho wouldn't get tossed around by a fucking rookie... Too fuckin' bad it was Steph that was the GM... Gee I wonder which writer gave her this role?? And they're doing the same thing with HHH and the Rock as they are with Austin... Austin was a 'free agent' and signed with whoever he wanted, and now they are going to do the same thing over again just this time at Vengeance with HHH? Pfffftt...


And I swear I don't have a gun...

2002 Crack Committee Objectives:


1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year


2. Hate the Braves with a passion


3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year


4. Met fans get drunk watching the World Series!!!


5. Start the 'rebuilding process' immediatley!



This message was edited by rageparty on 7-16-02 @ 11:52 PM



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