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posted on 03-21-2001 @ 9:44 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Sunday Night Heat: [Airdate - 3/25]

Hardy Boyz vs. Kaientai
-The Hardys and their gal Lita come down to the ring to start off Heat. Taka and Funaki come out on the stage. Taka says that the Hardys have high-flying ability and agility. Plus, Jeff is cute. Err, Lita, is the cute one. Tonight's Kaientai will put the G in her G-String, because Lita may be lovely, but they are Evil. Indeed. Funaki and Matt start off, with Matt scoring a shoulder block, but Funaki getting a dropkick. Matt fires back with punches in the corner. Tag to Jeff, and both Hardys stomp Funaki down. Headscissor take down by Funaki, but Matt hot tags in and scores a dropkick. They salm down Taka and then set both members up in the Tree of Woe. Each Hardy slides into his own member of Kaientai. That, is why it's called the Tree of Woe. Jeff goes to low blow Taka, but Funaki takes him out. Tag to Funaki. Funaki locks in the Camel Clutch while Taka hits the dropkick to the face. Funaki knocks Matt off the apron, but Jeff hits a chinbuster on him. Low blow by Jeff. Double tag. Matt works over both members of Kaintai, hits a neckbreaker on Taka, a waistlock suplex on Funaki and then the leg drop on Taka 1-2-broken by Funaki. Matt goes for the Twist of Fate on Fuanki, but Taka breaks it up. Jeff and Funaki brawl on the outside, and Lita gets involved as well, while Matt works over Taka. Poetry in Motion on Taka, then the Twist of Fate and a Swanton. The pin is academic, but it's still a 1-2-3!

Test vs. Haku [Non-Title Match]
-Test comes down with his belt, but it is not on the line here. Haku comes down the ramp and into the ring. Haku starts with headbutts and a back elbow. Clothesline by Test, then some kicks in the corner. Sidewalk slam by Test 1-2-shoulder up. Test tries to headbutt Haku, but that is of course a bad move. Headbutt by Haku 1-2-kickout. Blatant choke by Haku, but Test fires back, only to be back suplexed. Falling elbow by Haku 1-2-shoulder up. More chokes by Haku, then the camel clutch. Rake of the eyes by Haku. Atomic Drop by Haku, who goes second rope and misses the knee drop. Exchange of puches, with Test coming out the better, hitting two clotheslines. Full Nelson Slam by Test 1-2-kickout. Samoan Drop by Haku 1-2-shoulder up. Haku calls for the Tongan Death Grip, but Test big boots him and scores the 1-2-3!

Crash vs. Perry Saturn
-Perry brings Dean down for this match, and Crash bring Molly. Crash scores some roll-ups and a headscissor, then a hurricanrana, but can only get two counts. Malenko distracts Crash, allowing Saturn to take it to him and knock him to the outside. Saturn rams Crash into the stairs. Saturn gets a roll-up in the ring 1-2-kickout. Swinging neckbreaker by Saturn, then a sleeper. Crash fights out, but gets flapjacked by Saturn. Jackhammer by Saturn, then another sleeper. Crash fights out again, and again gets thrown out of the ring. Crash sunset flips over the ropes, but Saturn hold the ropes. The ref kicks Saturn's hands away and Crash gets a two count. Saturn comes back with some power offensive, but Crash gets a big boot. Saturn catches Crash, 'buckles him and then climbs. Crash pushes Saturn off and then hits the flying hurricanrana. Crash hits his own version of the Acid Drop, but Malenko distracts the ref. Molly hits a "hurricanrana" on Saturn, and Malenko goes after Molly. Malenko grabs Molly, so Crash grabs Malenko. This allows Saturn to roll up Crash from behind and get the 1-2-3!

Eddie Guerrero Interview
-Eddie comes down to the ring. He says that he is out here to let us in on a "little something". It may come as a shock, it might even be a bit hard to understand. Here in America, education is not a top priority. He's not saying that we're all stupid, but he notices that it takes us a little time to understand what people are saying. In other words, we're dumb. But his secret is that our European Champion is not European. It doesn't make any sense! He isn't even American! He's a damn Canadian! Eddie believes that, having European blood in him, it is his duty to get the European belt back where it means something. Besides Commissioner Regal, Eddie was the best Euro Champ ever. He issues Test a challenge for WrestleMania, in front of the world, it will take just two seconds to kick his ass and become the new European Champion. Understand, essa?

Smackdown!: [Airdate - 3/22]

Chris Jericho vs. Raven
-We are LIVE from Providence, RI, for SmackDown! The Y2J Countdown hits 00 and out comes the Ayatolla. Raven comes down with his cart o' goodies. Jericho gets nailed with a lid to start, but Jericho with a monkey toss onto the trashcan. Jericho with a springboard dropkick into Raven's trashcan, which knocks Raven into the shopping cart. Jericho rams the cart into the barrier, sending Raven flying. They battle through the crowd and into the halls. Jericho whips Raven into a door, and then slides him down the coffee table. Jericho squeezes the mop onto Raven's head. They battle into Regal's office. Jericho picks up a picture of the Queen Mum and smashes it over Raven's head. Jericho smashes Raven's head into some pastries, when Regal comes in and throws coffee into Jericho's face. Raven nails Regal with the pastry pan and then pins him 1-2-3! Fade Out.

Regal is looking at his broken picture, pissed. Coach asks if he's OK. Regal says that he's OK, but Raven won't be. At WrestleMania it will be Big Show vs. Kane vs. Raven for the Hardcore Title.

Next is an incredibly long clip of the Vince/Shane developments.

In the back, Steph says that she was petrified being above Kane's head on Monday. Trips says he has some business to take care of before the match. Fade Out.

In the hall, we see Triple H telling Big Show something.

Grand Master Sexay, K-Kwik & Steve Blackman vs. X-Factor
-In the arena, GrandMaster comes out with Steve Blackman and K-Kwik. Needless to say, only GrandMaster and Kwik dance down the ramp. The team known as X-Factor come down the ramp, for six-man action. Blackman and Credible start. Blackman with a legsweep, but he misses an elbow drop. Belly-belly by Blackman. Tag to Kwik. Headscissor takedown by Kwik, then a tag to Pac and GrandMaster. Shoulder block by Pac. GM hits an enziguri. Pac tags Albert, who comes in and knocks GM down. GM goes second rope, but Albert big boots him off the corner. Pac and Credible wishbone GM before rolling him back in. Tag to Credible. Punches by Credible, then a tag to Pac. Double clothesline by GM, who tags Kwik. Kwik with a flying forearm to Credible. Albert presses Kwik, but Blackman sweeps him down. Albert and Blackman brawl outside, while Pac hits the X-Factor on Kwik. Credible pins, but the ref isn't there. Hip Hop Drop onto Credible 1-2-broken by Pac. Pac knocks GM out of the ring and then he and Credible hit the Double Superkick on Kwik 1-2-3!

In the back, Undertaker arrives, only to be ambushed by Triple H. Fade Out.

During the commercial (ie. you won't see this on TV), Tazz got in the ring and said that he can't wait to get his hands on Steven Richards. And if he brings any of his henchmen with him, he'll choke everyone of them out. He'll save Richards for last, because he's not just a doof, not just a nerd, he's just another victim.

When we really come back, Triple H is leading Taker back into his dressing room, where Steph and a bunch of cops are waiting. They arrest Taker for violating the restraining order, but then Steph says that they have not decided whether to press charges or not, so the cops detain Taker in the room.

Coach asks Regal about what tonight's Main Event will be, now that Taker is arrested. Regal says that it has to be a Handicap match, Kane vs. Show and Trips.

In the back, JR tells Austin that he better keep his cool in this interview tonight. Austin tells JR to make sure Rock does the same. Fade Out.

Steve Austin and Rock Interview
-Rock comes up to JR and asks JR if he's coming to fight, or to talk. JR says it's just talk. Rock says, "Maybe". Road to WrestleMania clip. We come back, with Rock on JR's right, and Austin on the left. JR says that Rock is against Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit tonight. JR asks Austin if he would tag with the Rock. Rock interjects saying he would never tag with Austin. JR asks Rock what the WWF Championship means to him. Rock says that it solidifies the fact that you're at the top. It means the world to him, professionally and personally. JR asks Austin about what this match means to him. Austin says it means that the journey is over, and Stone Cold is officially back. JR says that, not to degrade the influence of the belt, but that Debra's involvement adds a lot to this match. Rock says he never asked, nor wanted Debra to be his manager. Rock says she's not his wife, she's Austin's. Austin says he doesn't like Rock's tone. He says that if she's Rock's manager, she is certainly Rock's responsability. Rock says he was forced into this position. He doesn't want anything to happen to her, but it's not his responsability. Austin gets pissed that JR didn't ask what the belt meant to him. JR does, and Austin says that it means he's the #1 SOB in the WWF. JR asks if Austin really hates the Rock. Austin says that, in a lot of people's books, he's a credit to the human race. But to Austin, he could care less. He respects the man for being the Champ, but he could care less about him personally. JR asks the same question to Rock. Rock says there is no question here. They've done it all. Professionally, they've earned each other's respect, and they bring the best out in each other. Personally, they do seperate things. Neither could care about the other. JR asks Austin about having to come in as the challenger, and having to beat Rock to win the belt. Austin says that it's full-steam ahead. He is coming to beat the Rock, and it has to be 1-2-3, since he's not a submission expert. If it takes all 60 minutes, it will, but he's going to do whatever it takes. Same question to the Rock. Rock says that Rock doesn't have to beat Stone Cold, but Austin has to beat the Rock. Rock says he is only there to beat the Rock. He won't back off just because he can. He knows what Austin will do, Austin knows what Rock will do. Austin says it's good that Rock won't go on the defensive. Rock says it's good that Austin thinks it's good. Austin says that Rock says "Just Bring It", and on April 1st, Austin will have brought it. Rock says that Austin has 3:16, and April 1st, Rock will have just kicked Austin's ass. Final Thoughts. Rock says that all that matters is April 1st. He'll give every drop of blood, of sweat, of energy. He'll give his all. There is a reason he's called the Rock, the Champ, the Best. He's going bring it April 1st. Austin says that everytime he has fought the Rock, he has brought out the best. Personally, he wants to beat Rock. Professionally, he needs to beat Rock, needs it more than anything. There can be only one Champ, only one Stone Cold Steve Austin. JR thanks them both.

In the back, Taker asks if they're pressing charges or not. Trips comes in and the cops ask if there will be charges pressed. Trips says he has a match with Taker's brother right now, so he'll give an answer, right after that match. Fade Out.

Kane vs. Big Show & Triple H
-Big Show comes out, then Trips and Steph. In the back, Taker is watching, along with the cops. BOOM! The Big Red Machine comes out, and gets met by Big Show at the foot of the ramp. They brawl outside, with Show clubbing Kane, but Kane whips Show into the post. Kane gets in the ring, where Trips attacks him. Big boot by Kane, then a choke. Show comes in and gets beaten on by Kane. Show misses an elbow in the corner. Kane picks up Triple H and press slams him into Big Show. Kane goes to pick up Big Show, but Trips kicks him in the back. Stomps by Trips, then punches. Tag to Show. Scoop slam by Show, then a sidewalk slam. Vertical suplex by Show. Show runs at Kane, but Kane ducks and Show flies over the ropes. Running powerslam on Triple H, and Kane goes up top. Flying clothesline by Kane. Choke on Trips, then on Big Show, but Trips low blows him. Show Stopper on Kane 1-2-3! In the back, Taker watches Trips low blow his brother, then a Show leg drop. Mounted puches by Trips, and another Big Show elbow. Trips goes out and gets a chair. Trips nails Kane in the back with the chair. Trips grabs Kane to Pedigree him on the chair, but in the back, we see Taker beating up on the police and running out. In the ring, Trips sits in the chair on Kane's neck. He tells Kane to tell his brother that he'll see his ass at WrestleMania. Taker appears onstage, and Taker beats down cops as he walks down the ring, still handcuffed. Taker gets in the ring, and gets decimated by Show and Trips. Trips nails Kane in the back with the chair, then a shot to the gut of the Undertaker. The cops come down and hold Taker down. Trips says that, in case you haven't figured it out, these aren't real cops. He tells them to handcuff Kane, too. Trips gets the ol' sledgehammer and comes back in the ring. The cops hold Taker down, but he battles out, so Show grabs him. Show tosses Taker towards Trips, who hits Taker in the head with the edge of the hammer. Trips tells Taker that he warned him before, but now he shows him, that at WrestleMania, DeadMan Inc. is going belly-up. Fade Out.

At WrestleMania, there will be a Gimmick Battle Royal featuring Brother Love, the Bushwhakers, Kamala, the Iron Shiek and more!

Also, it will be TLC 2, with the Dudleys taking on E&C and the Hardys in another Tables, Ladders and Chairs match.

We get a shot of Austin drinking a beer while messing with a forklift.

In the halls, BuhBuh Ray, D-Von and Spike Dudley are coming to the ring for their match against Edge, Christian and Rhino. Fade Out.

Dudley Boyz vs. Edge, Christian & Rhino
-Lilian Garcia asks the Hardys about being in WrestleMania. Matt says that, everytime they turn their backs, someone steals their spotlight. This can only be settled one way, in the Tables, Ladders and Chairs match. In the arena, Edge, Christian and Rhino come down to the ring. The D-Bombs drop, and out come the Dudleys. Edge and D-Von start out. Flying forearm by D-Von, tag to BuhBuh. Punches by BuhBuh, but Edge scores a spinning heel kick. Tag to Christian. Back body drop by BuhBuh, tag to Spike. Inside cradle by Little Spike Dudley 1-2-kickout. Victory roll by LSD 1-2-kickout. Tag to Rhino. Rhino with a clothesline Stomps by Rhino, then a shoulder tackle in the corner. Tag to Edge. Edge drops Spike on the ropes. Stomps by Edge ties Spike in the ropes and splashes him. Scoop slam by Edge, who goes second rope but misses the elbow drop. Tag to Christian and D-Von. D-Von knocks down Christian and Edge. Back body drop to Christian. Neckbreaker to Edge and a powerslam on Christian, but Rhino takes down. BuhBuh and D-Von double flapjack Rhino onto the ropes. Scoop slam and the Wassup headbutt on Rhino. BuhBuh calls for the tables. D-Von brings the table in and BuhBuh sets it up. Christian pulls the table out before Edge gets flapjacked. D-Von chases Christian, while Edge gets a chair. Edge nails BuhBuh and D-Von with the chair, causing the DQ bell. Spike comes in and dropkicks Edge and goes for the Acid Drop on Christian, but Christian pushes him off. E&C go for the ConChairTo on Spike, but Spike ducks, only to be Speared by Rhino through the table.

In the back, Vince gets coffee, when Austin comes up from behind him. Austin tells Vince that if something happens to Debra, not only is Rock responsable, but so is Vince. Fade Out.

RTC Interview
-The sirens blare, and the Right To Censor come down the ramp. Ivory, Steven and Val get in the ring, while Bull and Goodfather pull Michael Cole away and sit down next to Tazz. Ivory says that, when Chyna signed the release, she exonerated her from any wrongdoing in case of injury. Rightousness can not be confused with mercy, and there will be no mercy on Chyna's neck. Val says that the truth is all around us, yet we sleep. Since their words will not wake us, tonight, their actions will. Steven says that tonight is a night of redemption before WrestleMania. He gets out of the ring and goes to Tazz. He says that, tonight Tazz will stop sticking his nose in the RTC's business. Tonight, Tazz will be censored. Tazz leaps over the table and locks in the Tazzmission, but Bull and Goodfather bring him down and the RTC swarm on him. The Acolytes run down and try to break things up. Bradshaw with a Clothesline From Hell on Goodfather. The RTC run off.

In the back, Angle tells Benoit that they had a magic moment on Raw. He says that this isn't about WrestleMania, or the Title. Tonight they need to break Rock in half. Benoit smiles and walks off. Fade Out.

Rock vs. Kurt Angle & Chris Benoit
-In the back, Austin settles into a chair with a cooler of beers to watch this match. In the arena, Chris Benoit comes down, then Angle. "No Chances" hits and Vince comes down. He takes a seat next to Michael Cole, who is at it alone since Tazz was taken to get medical attention. Finally the Rock comes out, with Debra trailing behind him. Rock starts out against Angle. Benoit distracts, allowing Angle to attack from behind. Rock fights back and scores a powerslam 1-2-kickout. Tag to Benoit. Kicks and stomps by Benoit. Clothesline from behind by Rock, then a vertical suplex 1-2-shoulder up. Benoit scores a back suplex and tags Angle. Suplex by Angle 1-2-shoulder up. Tag to Benoit. Rock tosses Benoit over the top. Rock goes after and slams Benoit's head on the barrier. Benoit whips Rock, who clotheslines Angle. Rock then clotheslines Benoit. Rock tosses Benoit into Vince, and then tosses Benoit in the ring. In the ring, Rock beats on Benoit, and then knocks Angle off the apron. Three German suplexes by Benoit, as Austin looks on from the back. Tag to Angle. Stomps by Angle, then a boot choke. Back elbow by Angle, who then clotheslines Rock over the top. Benoit gets a chair and rams Rock with it. Benoit rolls Rock in the ring, and Angle goes up top. Missile dropkick by Angle 1-2-shoulder up. Scoop slam by Angle, who goes up top and misses the moonsault. Benoit runs in and scoop slams Rock. He goes up top and misses the Flying Headbutt. All three men go down. Rock up first, but Angle knocks him back down. Tag to Benoit. Rock fights back and hits a belly-belly. DDT to Angle and a Spinebuster to Benoit 1-2-broken by Angle. Benoit tries to get in the Crossface and he gets it, but Angle goes out and puts Rock's foot on the rope. Hebner makes Benoit break the hold and Angle tags himself in. Rock cleans house and hits a Rock Bottom on Angle 1-2-3! Benoit comes back in and works on Rock, only to be Spinebustered and get put in the Sharpshooter. Angle gets up and just leaves Benoit in the hold. Angle backs up the ramp, smiling. Rock won't break the hold, so Vince gets in the ring and tells Rock personally to break it. Rock does, but now the refs are keeping Vince from Rock. Vince belts Hebner, so Rock hits Vince with a Rock Bottom. Angle runs back down and locks in an Anklelock.

In the back, Austin watches, smiles, but then gets up. Soon Austin comes back, and we see that he only left to get a beer. In the ring, Angle locks in the Anklelock again. End Show.


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PhantomBobo
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 11:21 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
I heard that there were alot of problems at the tapings, like long winded interviews and stuff, which will probably be cut; and alot of peoples signs getting taken away.

Sometimes I wish I could be just like everyone else, then I realize how much they all suck.



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