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posted on 05-02-2001 @ 7:21 AM      
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Full Report Of The Rock On The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

Matt Boone
5.01.2001

Rock came out, but with much shorter hair, oddly enough. Rock talks about the "Mummy Returns", and how it comes out this week. Rock has some Mummy jokes to tell everyone:
Why was the mummy so tense? Because he was all wrapped up!

What is the mummy's favorite time of music? wRAP music!

Why was the little Egyptian boy confused? Because his daddy was a "mummy"!

Rock says he got to ride a camel in the "Scorpion King", and he talks about the humps on the camel. He talks about how male camels stick out their large or long tongues when they get aroused. Rock was confused at why the camel was looking at him! Leno poked fun at the Rock for the camel. Rock said the tongue was as long as a bladder. We'll be right back with more Rock!

{COMMERCIAL}

Welcome back. Leno was quick to mention Rock as the "movie star", and then discusses possible Oscar nominations for the Rock's role as the Scorpion King in the "Mummy Returns". Leno shows a still of the "Mummy Returns", and Leno rips on the shoes the Rock wore. They looked like Reeboks. Rock has a clip for Leno for the "Mummy Returns". The clip is of a big battle scene, which is quite brutal.

Leno laughs at how everyone in the battle takes a shower afterward. Leno mentions that the Rock was suspended from the WWF, and the Rock says that he is, according to the storylines. Rock said he'll come back and lay the Smackdown on all of their candyasses.

Leno says one of his co-workers, Marvin, who is a big Rock fan. He has some possible catch phrases for the Rock to use:

"Hickery Dickery Dock, the Rock's Gonna Clean Your Clock"

"Just Touch It"

"Wook Out. I'm the Wock" (Inspired by Barbara Walters)

After laughing at Walter's stupidity, we go to commercial.

{COMMERCIAL}

For the Front of the Audience thing, Jay tested the front row winner about what the Rock compared the Camel's tongue to.

Rock would later help hold the hic-up guy upside down so that he could drink lemonade to cure his hic-ups.



King f-tard
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 9:07 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Is that a camel toe???





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