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Posted By	Discussion Topic: Summary transcript of Rock, Y2J, Stephanie segment
TeenWeek what's a status?	posted on 08-14-2001 @ 8:17 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Sorry for starting a new topic, but this deifintely deserved its own thread. In ring promo: In the arena, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley and Rhyno made their way to the ring. Stephanie and Rhyno got in the ring and Stephanie got on the mic and said that she feels good! Wait no, she doesn't feel good. She feels GREAT, after the way Rhyno Gored Chris Jericho right through the video wall and destroyed the Smackdown! set last Thursday night. She must have watched the footage like a million times this weekend, but she can't get enough of it. Let's go to the footage one more time! Many replays of Rhyno Goring Chris Jericho through the Smackdown! set was shown and Stephanie told Rhyno that it was absolutely fantastic. The fans chanted for Y2J and Stephanie said that Rhyno must have knocked one of Y2J's screws loose, because he actually accepted Rhyno's challenge for Summer Slam. At Summer Slam, it's going to be Chris Jericho vs. Rhyno! Does Y2J realize that every time he's faced Rhyno, he's been beaten? Not only has Rhyno beaten Jericho, but he's destroyed him and ripped him apart! Stephanie is so confident that he will get the job done at Summer Slam that she would like to personally accompany Rhyno to ringside to watch him finish Jericho off once and for all. Rhyno told Stephanie that it would be an honor and Stephanie asked for a preview of Summer Slam. Let's watch that Gore one more time! Y2J's music hit and it looks like we won't be seeing the Gore footage again! Jericho stood on the stage and the fans chanted "Y2J, Y2J!" Chris said you know, he is still feeling the effects from that vicious Gore last week, and you're right. Jericho has never beaten Rhyno, but at Summer Slam, he's going to take care of that smelly, greasy, nasty animal and he's going to get Rhyno, too! You know the grease, Stephanie? She did say that Rhyno was going to get the job done, but looking at Stephanie standing in that ring right now, he'd say that Stephanie is the expert when it comes to getting the JOB done. Chris said that he has a little bit of video to show of his own. Let's take a look at a still of our little Stephanie from just last year! They showed a clip of Stephanie from last year and Jericho compared the picture to now and then we took a look of our not so little Stephanie from just last week. Her breasts were HUGE compared to the old picture and the fans chanted for Y2J. Chris said that it seems like our little billionaire Princess sure has grown over the last year in two specific places at least. Talk about foreign objects! You wanna say let the bodies hit the floor? Jericho would say let the boobies hit the floor! Stephanie looked upset in the ring and the fans went nuts for Jericho. Stephanie told Jericho that she doesn't know what he's talking about. He must have some kind of an imagination. Stephanie covered up her breasts and Jericho said maybe he does. Maybe she should allow him to take him out to dinner and they can discuss this. Jericho hears there's a Hooters right down the road from this place! Rhyno yelled that's enough! Show this woman some respect. And if you don't, then Rhyno suggests Jericho come to the ring so he can beat some into him. Booker T's music hit and he's the WCW Champion. Booker T walked right by Chris Jericho and he made his way to the ring. Booker T got in the ring and the fans chanted "Rocky, Rocky!" Booker T said that he knows what it's like to be disrespected. Believe him. But it pains Booker T to sit back there and listen to this punk ass sucka dissing Stephanie like that! You see Jericho. This woman right here is all natural! The fans chanted "Bullshit, bullshit!" and Booker T started to say something to Jericho but then he turned towards Stephanie and said damn she's looking fine. Is she taking those vitamins? Booker T said that Jericho seems to be the expert on women with pretty blonde hair. Booker hears there's an opening for a new Backstreet Boy. Maybe he should check that out. Chris did a fake laugh and he said there's a new opening on the A-Team Reunion Special and maybe Booker should check that out, Mr. T! Booker T said he didn't say that. Tell him he did not just said that. Chris Jericho repeated himself and Booker T told Rhyno that he can't wait until Summer Slam, because after Rhyno beats that pretty boy, Booker T faces The Rock. Booker T is going to take his punk ass straight to school! The Rock's music hit and he made his way out as the challenger for the WCW Championship this Sunday night! The fans went nuts for the People's Champion and they chanted his name! The Rock paused and got ready to speak but the fans interrupted him by cheering for him. The Rock then repeated what Booker T said about taking The Rock to school. The Rock can just imagine what Booker T was like in High School. The oldest 27 year old senior the world has ever seen! Standing out in front of his house with his momma and that short little yellow bus pulling up in front. Meep, meep! Booker T wanted to get at The Rock but Rhyno restrained him as The Rock mocked Booker T. Booker T gets into class and the teacher asks what 2 plus 2 is? Do you know Booker? Oh yeah, he knows the answer to that. 2 plus 2? Thomas Jefferson sucka! Obviously, Booker T is a highly intelligent man, but not as intelligent as his boss, Shane McMahon. He obviously had more intelligence than Booker T, because he didn't want to come out here tonight after what The Rock did to him on Smackdown!. Rock Bottom through the table! The Rock guesses what they say is true. Booker T, hair done by Whoopi, Shane McMahon still a pussy! Chris Jericho said that's a good one, but he's forgetting the other half. They've got a man beast and a hose beast! They are dealing with the GORE and WHORE! Stephanie tried to cut him off and she yelled at him, telling him to shut up! The Rock said that he understands this one. It's a little rhyming contest, huh? The Rock has got one better than that. Booker T and Shane, the punk ass sucka and the silva spoon mother fucka! Stephanie said that's enough and if they want Booker T and Rhyno so bad, why wait until Summer Slam? Why doesn't The Rock team with Y2J and face Booker T and Rhyno in a tag team match IN THIS VERY RING TONIGHT?! Chris Jericho said that he thinks that's just what Y2J and The Rock wanted. Thank you Stephanie, you're the breast! I mean best. The fans chanted for The Rock and The Rock said that it's going to be The Rock and Y2J in front of the fans on RAW. They are going to take Booker T and Rhyno on a Geography lesson. If they get in any trouble, they can use Stephanie's breasts as a flotation device, but it doesn't matter where they go. The fact remains is that they are going to wind up back in Chicago, whipping their candy asses! If ya smellalala what The Rock is cookin'! This message was edited by TeenWeek on 8-14-01 @ 8:20 AM

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