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The sky is blue | posted on 08-21-2001 @ 7:09 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00  | Put down that chain saw and listen to me. It's time for us to join in the fight. It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys. It's time to let the bedbugs bite. You better put all your eggs in one basket. You better count your chickens before they hatch. You better sell some wine before its time. You better find yourself an itch to scratch. You better squeeze all the Charmin you can, When Mr. Whipple's not around. Stick your head in the microwave, and get yourself a tan. Talk with your mouth full. Bite the hand that feeds you. Bite off more than you can chew. What can you do? Dare to be stupid. Take some wooden nickels. Look for Mr. Goodbar. Get your mojo working now. I'll show you how. You can dare to be stupid. You can turn the other cheek. You can just give up the ship. You can eat a bunch of sushi, then forget to leave a tip. Dare to be stupid. Come on and dare to be stupid. It's so easy to do. We're all waiting for you. Let's go! It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill. So can I have a volunteer? There's no more time for crying over spilled milk. Now it's time for crying in your beer. Settle down and raise a family, join the P.T.A. Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet. Then party till you're broke, and they drag you away. It's okay. You can dare to be stupid. It's like spitting on a fish. It's like barking up a tree. It's like I said, you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free. Dare to be stupid. Yes. Why don't you dare to be stupid. It's so easy, so easy to do. We're all waiting for you. Burn your candle at both ends. Look a gift horse in the mouth. Mashed potatoes can be your friends. You can be a coffee achiever. You can sit around the house And watch "Leave It To Beaver." The future's up to you. So what you gonna do? Dare to be stupid. Dare to be stupid. What did I say? (Dare to be stupid.) Tell me, what did I say? (Dare to be stupid.) It's all right. (Dare to be stupid.) We can be stupid all night. (Dare to be stupid.) Come on, join the crowd. (Dare to be stupid.) Shout it out loud. (Dare to be stupid.) I can't hear you. (Dare to be stupid.) Okay, I can hear you now. | ||||
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) | posted on 08-21-2001 @ 7:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: Sounds like the premise you registerted with oa.com under.  Funny how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here AIM: SmarterChild Your words once heard they can place you in a faction My words may disturb but at least there's a reaction
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| Mr. Brownstone | posted on 08-21-2001 @ 9:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Free speech Free speech For the dumb Free speech Free speech For the dumb Free speech Free speech For the dumb Free fuckin speech Free speech Free speech For the dumb Free speech Free speech For the dumb Free speech Free speech For the dumb Free fuckin speech  Two openings available at Mr. Brownstone Academy of Dance . | ||||
| Spuds_Buckley | posted on 08-21-2001 @ 9:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: I do believe that you now owe Metallica $.25 for copyright infringement. You used the word "the" without their written consent.  Kiss Me I'm Duff! | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 08-21-2001 @ 10:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Yoda I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S-O-D-A, soda I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name, and in a raspy voice he said, "Yoda" Y-O-D-A, Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green Oh, my Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand Oh, my Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda Well, I left home just a week before And I've never ever been a Jedi before But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force!" Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again With my Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda So I used the Force I picked up a box I lifted some rocks While I stood on my head Well, I won't forget what Yoda said He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side, And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide." Oh, my Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda "I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed, But remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed." Oh, my Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess But I know that I'll be coming back some day I'll be playing this part till I'm old and gray The long-term contract that I had to sign Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time With my Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda  The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Brittny | ||||
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