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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Top 25 Country Music Songs of All Time | ||||
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| o&aswallow | posted on 11-06-2001 @ 5:07 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01  | Yea, yea I know, all you hardcore music buffs come to this forum for serious music discussions. But as a hard core heavy metal rock and roller, I found these amusing. Let's see what other titles may have been left off this list. 25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye 24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure 23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling 21. I Bought A Car From A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run So We're Even 20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You 19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well 18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better 17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here 14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back And Cryin' over You 13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now 11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) 10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You 9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him 8. Please Bypass This Heart 7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger 6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat 5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 4. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer 1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few.  American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| jewdown | posted on 11-06-2001 @ 5:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Here are a few: 1. I shot my girl and fucked my dog blues. 2. Shut up bitch, I'm watchin' NASCAR! 3. Love me like you loved you daddy. 4. Cousin Lovin' "We don't take kindly to not takin' kindly around here." | ||||
| HsaWaknow G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Stealth Assault Force Codename: Thief Ex | posted on 11-06-2001 @ 9:04 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 01 | You're missing Special Olympics, Brother Joe style.  Is that Japanese? No, it's Wonka Wash spelled backwards. | ||||
| windowlck | posted on 11-06-2001 @ 10:32 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Billy Ray Cyrus - Achey-Breaky-Heart didn't Make the list!?!?!?!?! WTF!?! AIM me "DON'T LET THE TIME PASS WAITIN' FOR THE ANSWER" - Fear Factory | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 11-07-2001 @ 2:18 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:I think it's a jokey list  | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 11-07-2001 @ 10:04 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | You forgot the best one of all time, and personal favorite of Marv Levy, but I'm not to sure if this is a country song since I first heard it on Dr. Demento in the 70's: I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than to have a frontal labotomy.  She tastes like a gyro. I loathe the Froy. Sloats Burgh Buddy . | ||||
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