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heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 12:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Shoot me now...:(

Squeeze>>When the Hangover Strikes

When the hangover strikes
And I open my post
And the coffee is on
And I'm burning my toast
I let the battle commence
I see a sun in the trees
And a draught at the door
With my head in my lap
There's a day to explore
But I'm left without sense
As the hangover strikes
And I turn on the tap
But the water's too loud
And I'm caged by the fact
That the battle's not lost
Is it the hair of the dog
Or the Baa of a Lamb
In a sheepish attempt
To be half of the man
That I might be or was

When the hangover strikes
And a mirror reveals
That it's Midnight or bust
And a drink does appeal
Now the battle is won
So the cure of the can
Pours its heart out on me
Though I'm feeling locked up
But I can't find the key
Well no damage was done

Poor poor poor, poor shaken one
Pour pour pour, pour me another one



spitfire421
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 12:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Ladi, sorry I was remiss to wish ya a HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRLIE!!! Looks like you had a great time though :)

SOBER

There's a shadow just behind me,
shrouding every breath I take,
making every promise empty,
pointing every finger at me.
Waiting like a stalking butler
who upon the finger rests.
Murder now the path called "must we"
just before the son has come.
Jesus, won't you fucking whistle
something but the past and done?

Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start this over.
Why can't we drink forever.
I just want to start things over.

I am just a worthless liar.
I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you.
Trust in me and fall as well.
I will find a center in you.
I will chew it up and leave,
I will work to elevate you
just enough to bring you down.

Trust me.



You can unlock any door, if you only have the key.

Saw you down there on the marble slab...The best trip that I’ve ever had...High up in a jet plane, pass it around...My drinks on empty, need another round
NEVER FORGET!!!
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 12:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Happy Birthday Ladi...how's about a nice greasy pork sandwhich served in a dirty ashtray.... no really, happy birthday.:)


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 12:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

how's about a nice greasy pork sandwhich served in a dirty ashtray....


Sure thing, Chet ;)


Bottoms Up!

I've been sitting here 'bout half the night.
Oh, mama, fill my cup up.
Said I came to waste some time.
I think I'm gonna jump up.
I'm singin', I'm dancin' most every night.
And I want to do that with you babe.
Let's do this bottle right.
Oh, oh, baby, bottoms up.
Pretty maids, all in a row, go on, set 'em up, up.
Come um um um um um, baby, bottoms up.
I'm singin', I'm dancin' most every night.
And I want to do that with you, babe.
Let's do this bottle right.
Come um um um um um, baby, bottoms up.
Come um um um um um, baby, bottoms up.




AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 1:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Sure thing, Chet



Nice.

You're stewed butwhad. ;)


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.





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