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| Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car? | posted on 12-10-2001 @ 12:58 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00  | In the spirit of the season may I offer this song to all the Jewish members here. This is a song that uhh.. There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh.. not too many Chanukah songs. So uhh.. I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Chanukah songs. Here we go..." Put on your yarmulke Here comes Chanukah So much funukah To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me David Lee Roth lights the menorah So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew You don't need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock" 'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock- both Jewish Put on your yarmulke It's time for Chanukah The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs Celebrates Chanukah O.J. Simpson, not a Jew But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew- he converted We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish- not too shabby Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is Well he's not, but guess who is All three Stooges So many Jews are in showbiz Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is Tell your friend Veronica It's time to celebrate Chanukah I hope I get a harmonicah Oh this lovely, lovely Chanukah So drink your gin and tonicah And smoke your marijuanikah If you really, really wannakah Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah Happy Chanukah I've been wrong, I've been down Into the bottom of every bottle These five words in my head Scream "are we having fun yet?" | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 12-10-2001 @ 10:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Are you upset that there isn't a song for Kwanzaa? AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
| Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car? | posted on 12-10-2001 @ 10:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00 | Nope, you have to be a black panther in order to celebrate Kwanza(or how ever you fucking spell it) Remember Kwanzaa Tim from SNL? You'll probaly see him on the SNL xmas special soon. I miss Tim Meadows. I've been wrong, I've been down Into the bottom of every bottle These five words in my head Scream "are we having fun yet?" | ||||
| RottenVinny I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome VinnyWS6: I want froys cock! | posted on 12-10-2001 @ 10:42 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | I dont miss Tim's movies. -Vinny | ||||
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