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| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 12-23-2001 @ 9:10 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01  | Cheers to the Holidays! If You Don't Start Drinkin' I'm tired of putting up With your sober wit Tired of looking at you Through an alcoholic haze You better change I'm begging you please Cuz if you don't start drinkin' I'm gonna leave I wake up in the morning I'm under the roof But I get no sympathy Baby you're too aloof You better change Yes, I'm begging you please Cuz if you don't start drinkin' I'm gonna leave Budweiser, budweiser, miller lite Take a little nip baby it's alright All a fellow wants is company Come on baby have a taste with me Yeah, you say it's alright baby You don't care But as soon as I indulge I get that icy stare You better change I'm begging you please Cuz if you don't start drinkin' I'm gonna leave Don't give me no lectures 'Bout stress and strife So-ber-i-ety Just ain't my way of life You better change Yes, I'm begging you please Cuz if you don't start drinkin' I'm gonna leave Yeah, budweiser, budweiser, miller lite Take a little nip baby it's alright All a fellow wants is company Come on baby have some fun with me Yeah, you say it's alright baby You don't care But as soon as I indulge I get that icy stare You better change I'm begging you please Cuz if you don't start drinkin' I'm gonna leave Well, if you don't start drinkin' I'm gonna leave Yes, if you don't start drinkin' I'm gonna leave  | ||||
| SweetAngel | posted on 12-23-2001 @ 9:30 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | BAH HUMBUG! I drink alone, yeah With nobody else I drink alone, yeah With nobody else You know when I drink alone I prefer to be by myself Every morning just before breakfast I don't want no coffee or tea Just me and good buddy Wiser That's all I ever need 'Cause I drink alone, yeah With nobody else Yeah, you know when I drink alone I prefer to be by myself The other night I laid sleeping And I woke from a terrible dream So I caught up my pal Jack Daniel's And his partner Jimmy Beam And we drank alone, yeah With nobody else Yeah, you know when I drink alone I prefer to be by myself The other day I got invited to a party But I stayed home instead Just me and my pal Johnny Walker And his brothers Black and Red And we drank alone, yeah With nobody else Yeah, you know when I drink alone I prefer to be by myself My whole family done give up on me And it makes me feel oh so bad The only one who will hang out with me Is my dear old granddad And we drink alone, yeah With nobody else Yeah, you know when I drink alone I prefer to be by myself  I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter | ||||
OA.com's Bodyguard Anger problem? What anger problem? I hate the fucking mud! USA | posted on 12-23-2001 @ 9:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | 1 Bourbon, 1 Scotch, 1 Beer Wanna tell you a story, About the house-man blues I come home one Friday, Had to tell the landlady I'd-a lost my job She said that don't confront me, Long as I get my money next Friday Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent, And out the door I went So I goes to the landlady, I said, "You let me slide?" I'll have the rent for you in a month. Next I don't know So said let me slide it on you know people, I notice when I come home in the evening She ain't got nothing nice to say to me, But for five year she was so nice Loh' she was lovy-dovy, I come home one particular evening The landlady said, "You got the rent money yet?", I said, "No, can't find no job" Therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent She said "I don't believe you're tryin' to find no job" Said "I seen you today you was standin' on a corner, Leaning up against a post" I said "But I'm tired, I've been walkin' all day" She said "That don't confront me, Long as I get my money next Friday" Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent, And out the door I went So I go down the streets, Down to my good friend's house I said "Look man I'm outdoors you know, Can I stay with you maybe a couple days?" He said "Let me go and ask my wife" He come out of the house, I could see it in his face I know that was no He said "I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, you know" I said "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too" So I go back home I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent She said "Yeah?" I said "Oh yeah" And then she was so nice, Loh' she was lovy-dovy So I go in my room, pack up my things and I go, I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go She a-howlin' about the front rent, she'll be lucky to get any back rent, She ain't gonna get none of it So I stop in the local bar you know people, I go to the bar, I ring my coat, I call the bartender Said "Look man, come down here", he got down there So what you want? One bourbon, one scotch, one beer Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when, I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose, Need me a triple shot of that juice Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer But I'm sitting now at the bar, I'm getting drunk, I'm feelin' mellow I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer Looked down the bar, here come the bartender I said "Look man, come down here" So what you want? One bourbon, one scotch, one beer No I ain't seen my baby since the night before last, Gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed Gonna get high man I ain't had enough, Need me a triple shot of that stuff Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here, I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer Now by this time I'm plenty high, You know when your mouth a-getting dry you're plenty high Looked down the bar I say to my bartender I said "Look man, come down here", he got down there So what you want this time? I said "Look man, a-what time is it?" He said "The clock on the wall say three o'clock Last call for alcohol, so what you need?" One bourbon, one scotch, one beer No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week, Gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak Gonna get high man listen to me, One drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear, I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
"Beat me if you can, survive if I let you!" - Taz (ECW) | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 12-23-2001 @ 9:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | >> Cherry Poppin' Daddies >> Drunk Daddy Mamma married a big asshole, whiskey bottles on the floor He just keeps on watchin' TV, stepchild tired of being poor Kitchen smells like rotten garbage I can't chew my food my face is sore Momma didn't come home last evening Neighbors say that she's a whore some folks never want for nuthin' I'm, a worn out hand me down Stupid rich kid gets me angry Lord I'm gonna cut him down Now I'm grown up same old story At 21 I fell in love She left me just like the others Jesus why'd you curse my love? Drunk daddy broke my fingers Drunk daddy done kicked my head Drunk daddy smashed my sister Turned my whole world red (blood red) I haul the burden for the high and mighty But I'm the top hat Devil's son I got the luck of the drunk, try an' nail me I'm the bullseye - aim you gun Yesterday they shook your hand boy Now they're gonna stab your back I can hear their sickening laugher Sneakin' like a Siamese cat Back stage in the club bathroom A graven image on the wall I'm about to get my vengeance Lights go down in the hall You gotta move fast to beat the devil You arm is too short to box with God Big shadow in the doorway He's not going to spare the rod (so get out) Drunk daddy broke my fingers Drunk daddy done kicked my head Drunk daddy smashed my sister Turned my whole world red (blood red) | ||||
| Banana_juice | posted on 12-28-2001 @ 10:17 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Beer She called me late last night To say she loved me so It didn't matter anymore, But I say she never cared And that she never will I'd do it all again I guess I'll have to wait until then If i get drunk well, I'll pass out on the floor now baby You won't bother me no more If you're drinkin' well You know that you're my friend And I say I think I'll have myself a beer. She called me late last night To say she loved me, so..? But I guess he changed her mind. Well I should have known it wouldn't be all right But I can't live without her So I won't even try... Maybe some day, I'll think of what to say. Maybe next time I'll remember what to do, She looks like heaven, maybe this is hell, Said she'd do it all again She'd promise not to tell! If I get drunk well, I'll pass out on the floor now baby You won't bother me no more (and she said) It's OK boy cause You know we'll be good friends and I say I think I'll have myself a beer.  E-Mail Me special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it | ||||
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