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Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 2:13 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Damn...
I wish these guys would come back around...

RAGING SLAB



GET OFF MY JOLLIES


just try and shave my wooly bully
i'll use the fur as fuel for folly
and make a flame so hot and blondie
that it'll curl you straight thru sunday

get off my jollies

i held my wad of plenty so tightly
that, i wrecked a buck on aphrodite
she fill me full of hoot and holler
and a pocket fulla the almighty dollar!

get off my jollies

you can bust a gut on the heebie jeebies
and holy rollers poppin' wheelies
they're stickin' pins in my life of riley
til i'm all stuck up like a voodoo dolly

get off my jollies




Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





spitfire421
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 2:19 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Sluggo, did I mention that I love you! I wish they would come around too! Do you have The Dealer? If you like these guys, check out Solarized or Halfway to Gone (both local NJ), they play around here all the time..

Doublewide

I just got off your offering
...and I think I can feel something.
Now what you're on -you're honoring
no more than a bad feeling.

Doublewide-and half-assed
This ride can't last!

You've made a wreck of my reckoning
and I think it's a shameful thing
gotta get your head behind your eyes
then maybe you'll realize...

Doublewide-and Half-assed
This ride- Can't last!







It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

NEVER FORGET!!!
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 2:30 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Spit...
Would I sound like a stalker,
If I told you I posted that to see how long it would take for you to respond?

DONT DOG ME

i can fly so-high on tar and feather wings
i can ride a rail and all those kind of things
if i swing by in my sweet chariot
ya better take that bone out back and bury it

no need to gild the pill
or fire up that third degree
thats it baby yes indeed
dont dog me
dont dog me
dont dog me /around

ya bark that bark when ya walk that walk
dont hand me that halo and hot coal talk
i took a powder to the river and drank
i tried to float the boat but the damn thing sank

no need to gild the pill
or fire up that third degree
thats it baby yes indeed
dont dog me
dont dog me
dont dog me /around




Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.




This message was edited by Sluggo667 on 12-31-01 @ 2:35 AM
spitfire421
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 2:47 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Then I'm glad I visited the music section again!

LYNNE

i'm sitting here on my couch
your probably sittin there on your couch
with your nerves laying all stretched out and out and out and i know
i know all about
the telephone lines runnin south
and whispers lost in miles of wire and dimes of time

lynne, it's hard to see where things begin
when all you got are ends and all your friends just tell you
nothin
listen
cuz i wont say a thing

i heard the other day
that you were doin fair to ok
and contrary to what i say
i cant remember when
i even put my mouth
on a telephone call runnin south
and whispered soft in miles of wire and dimes of time

lynne, it's hard to see where things begin
when all you got are ends and all your friends just tell you
nothin
listen
cuz i wont say a thing



It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

NEVER FORGET!!!
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 2:52 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Sorry, Maynard...But...

ASSMASTER

I'm the buster of my butt
I laid a pyramid of sweat
like old king tut

I'm the june in my spoon
I am the missing link
in your pink lagoon

I am the master of my ass
I'm nobodies prince and no ones bastard
I am the master of my ass

before you lose what you swallow
baby,shake your cake
and your mind will follow

I'm the boot in my booty
bunged up tight
like a dyke and it's dutchboy

dont let them hang you
on that olden line
cuz the shade is where the sun dont shine

I've got a throne
with a tack ,and a whoopie seat
it makes a royal exhaust
that'll last for days -in this heat

I am the master of my ass
I'm nobodies prince and noones bastard
I am the master of my ass




Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





Maynard
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 3:15 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
LMMFAO!


I used to love her
But I had to kill her
She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my LARGE post count!!!!




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