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| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 01-14-2002 @ 1:56 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00  | Luck Be a Lady Sky: They call you Lady Luck, But there is room for doubt, At times you have a very unlady-like way of running out. You're on this date with me, The pickings have been lush, And yet before this evening is over you might give me the brush. You might forget your manners, You might refuse to stay, And so the best that I can do, Is pray. Luck be a lady tonight, Luck be a lady tonight, Luck if you've ever been a lady to begin with, Luck be a lady tonight. Luck let a gentleman see, How nice a dame you can be, I know the way you've treated other guys you've been with, Luck be a lady with me. A lady doesn't leave her escort, It isn't fair, It isn't nice, A lady doesn't wander all over the room and blow on some other guy's dice. So let's keep the party polite, Never get out of my sight, Stick with me baby, I'm the fellow you came in with, Luck be a lady, Luck be a lady, Luck be a lady tonight. Guys: Luck be a lady tonight, Luck be a lady tonight, Luck if you've ever been a lady to begin with, Luck be a lady tonight. Sky: Luck let a gentleman see, Guys: Luck let a gentleman see, Sky: How nice a dame you can be, Guys: How nice a dame you can be, Sky: Guys: I know the way you've treated other guys you've been with, Luck be a lady, a lady, Luck be a lady with me. Luck be a lady with me. Sky: A lady wouldn't flirt with strangers, She'd have a heart, She'd have a soul, Guys: A lady wouldn't make little snake eyes at me, Roll 'em, roll 'em, snake eyes, When I bet my life on this roll. Roll 'em, roll 'em, Roll! Sky: So let's keep the party polite, Guys: So let's keep the party polite, Sky: Never get out of my sight, Guys: Never get out of my sight, Sky: Guys: Stick with me baby, I'm the fellow you came in with, Stick with me, Stick with, Lady, Luck be a lady, Guys: Luck be a lady, Sky: Luck be a lady, Guys: Luck be a lady, Sky: Luck. Guys: What's the matter? What's the matter, roll the dice! Pump it up, pump it up, right, Ha! WHATEVER BEN -----------------------------------------------  I LOVE THE SLASH Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country Keep Your Flags Flying High | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 01-14-2002 @ 1:59 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | Fugue for Tinhorns Nicely-Nicely: I got the horse right here, The name is Paul Revere, And here's a guy that says if the weather's clear, Can do, Can do, This guys says the horse can do, If he says the horse can do, Can do, Can do Can do. Benny: Can do, I'm picking Valentine, Can do, Cause on the morning line, This guy says the horse can do This guy has got him figured at five to nine Rusty: If he says the horse can do, Has chance, But look at Epitaph, Can do, Has chance, He wins it by a half, Can do. This guy says the horse has chance, According to this here in the Telegraph, For Paul Revere I'll bite, If he says the horse has chance, Big threat, I hear his foot's all right. Has chance, Big threat, Of course it all depends if it rained last night. Has chance. This guy calls the horse big threat. Likes mud, I know it's Valentine, If he calls the horse big threat, Likes mud, The morning works looks fine. Big threat This "x" means the horse likes mud, Besides the Jockey's brother's a friend of mine. Big threat. If that means the horse likes mud, Needs race, And just a minute boys, Likes mud, Needs race, I've got the feed box noise, Likes mud. My friend says the horse needs race. It says the great grandfather was Equipoise. I'll tell you Paul Revere, If he says the horse needs race, Shows class, Now this is no bum steer, Needs race, Shows class, It's from a handicapper that's real sincere. Needs race. This guy says the horse shows class, Can do, I go for Valentine, If he says the horse shows class, Can do, Cause on the morning line, Shows class, This guy says the horse can do. The guy has got him figured at five to nine. Shows class. If he says the horse can do, Has chance, So make it Epitaph, Can do, Has chance, He wins it by a half, Can do. This guy says the horse has chance. According to this here in the Telegraph. Epitaph Valentine, Paul Revere, I got the horse right here. I got the horse right here. I got the horse right here. WHATEVER BEN ----------------------------------------------- I LOVE THE SLASH Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country Keep Your Flags Flying High | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 01-14-2002 @ 2:06 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | Guys and Dolls Nicely-Nicely: What's playing at the Roxie? I'll tell you what's playing at the Roxie, A picture about a Minnesota man so in love with a Mississippi girl, That he sacrifices everything and moves al the way to Biloxi. That's what's playing at the Roxie. Benny: What's in the Daily News? I'll tell you what's in the Daily News. A story about a guy who bought his wife a small ruby, With what otherwise would've been his union dues. That's what's in the Daily News. Nicely-Nicely: What's happening all over? I'll tell you what's happening all over, Guys sitting at home by a television set who used to be something of a rover. Nicely-Nicely and Benny: That's what's happening all over. Love is the thing that has licked 'em. And it looks like Nathan's just another victim. Nicely-Nicely: Yes sir, When you see a guy reach for stars in the sky, You can bet that he's doing it for some doll. Benny: When you spot a John waiting out in the rain, Chances are he's insane as only a John can be for a Jane. Nicely-Nicely: When you meet a gent paying all kinds of rent, For a flat that could flatten the Taj Mahal, Nicely-Nicely and Benny: Call it sad, call it funny, But it's better than even money, That the guy's only doing for some doll. Benny: When you see a Joe saving half of his dough, You can bet they'll be minking it for some doll. Nicely-Nicely: When a bum buys wine like a bum can't afford, It's a cinch that the bum is under the thumb of some little broad. Benny: When you meet a mug lately out of the jug, And he's still lifting platinum fal de rall, Nicely-Nicely and Benny: Call it hell, call it heaven, It's a probably twelve to seven, That the guy's only doing it for some doll. Benny: When you see a sport and his cash has run short, You can bet that he's banking with some doll. Nicely-Nicely: When a guy wears tails with the front gleaming white, Who the hell do you think he's tickling pink on Saturday night? Benny: When a lazy slob takes a good steady job, And he smells from Vitalis and Barbasol, Nicely-Nicely and Benny: Call dumb, call it clever, Ah, but you can give odds forever, That the guy's only doing it for some doll, Some doll, some doll, some doll, That the guy's only doing it for some doll. WHATEVER BEN ----------------------------------------------- I LOVE THE SLASH Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country Keep Your Flags Flying High | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 01-14-2002 @ 2:21 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | The Oldest Established Nicely-Nicely: Nathan, concentrate on the crap game, The town is up to here with high players. Look, The Greek's in town. Benny: And Brandy Bottle Bates. Nicely-Nicely: Scranton Slim. Nathan: I know I could make a fortune, But where can I have the game? Nicely-Nicely: The Biltmore Garage wants a grand. Benny: But we ain't got a grand on hand. Nathan: And they now got a lock on the door, Of the gym at PS 84. Nicely-Nicely: There's the stockroom behind McCloski's bar, Benny: But Mrs. McCloski ain't a good scout. Nathan: And things being how they are, The back of the police station is out! Nicely-Nicely: So the Biltmore Garage is the spot, Nathan, Nicely-Nicely, and Benny: But the one thousand bucks we ain't got. Guys: Why it's good ol' reliable Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan Detroit. If you're lookin' for action, He'll furnish the spot, even when the heat is on it's never to hot. Not for good ol' reliable Nathan, For it's always just a short walk, To the oldest established, permanent, floating, crap game in New York. There are well-healed shooters everywhere, everywhere. There are well-healed shooters everywhere. And an awful lot of lettuce for the fellow who can get us… Naa - Nathan, Nicely-Nicely, and Benny: If we only had a lousy little grand we could be a millionaire! Guys: - than. Yes it's good ol' reliable Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan Detroit. If the size of your bundle you want to increase, He'll arrange that you go broke in quiet and peace, In a hide out provided by Nathan, Where there are no neighbors to squawk. It's the oldest established, permanent, floating, (crap game) in New York. Where's the action? Where's the game? Nathan, Nicely-Nicely, and Benny: Gotta have the game or we'll die from shame! Guys It's the oldest established, permanent, floating, crap game in New York. WHATEVER BEN ----------------------------------------------- I LOVE THE SLASH Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country Keep Your Flags Flying High | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 01-14-2002 @ 2:24 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | Sit Down, You're Rockin' the Boat Nicely-Nicely: I dreamed last night I got on the boat to heaven, And by some chance I had brought my dice along, And there I stood, And I hollered, "Some one save me," but the passengers they knew right from wrong. For the people all said, "Sit down, sit down you're rockin' the boat." Chorus: People all said, "Sit down, sit down you're rockin' the boat." Nicely Nicely: And the devil will drag you under, By the sharp lapel of your checkered coat, "Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down," Chorus: "Sit down you're rockin' the boat." Nicely Nicely: Chorus: I sailed away on that little boat to heaven, Ooooooh, And by some chance found a bottle in my fist, Ooooooh. And there I stood, Nicely passing out the whiskey, But the passengers were bound to resist. Ooooooh. For the people all said, People all said, "Beware, you're on a heavenly trip." "Beware, beware" People all said, People all said, "Beware, you'll scuttle the ship" "Beware." And the devil will drag you under, Sit down, sit By the fancy tie 'round your wicked throat, "Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down "Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down Sit down you're rockin' the boat" Sit down you're rockin' the boat" Down And as I laughed at those passengers to heaven, Oooooh. Ha ha ha! A great big wave came and washed me overboard, Oooooh And as I sank, And I hollered, "Someone save me" That's the moment I woke up, Oooooh Thank the Lord! Thank the Lord, thank the Lord! And I said to myself, Said to myself, "Sit down, sit down you're rockin' the boat." "Sit down, sit down" Said to myself, Said to myself, "Sit down, sit down you're rockin' the boat." "Sit down" And the devil will drag you under, And the devil will drag you under, With a soul so heavy you'd never float, Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down, Sit down you're rockin' the boat. Sit down you're rockin' the boat. Chorus: Sit down you're rockin', Sit down you're rockin' Sit down you're rockin' the boat, Sit down you're rockin', Sit down you're rockin' Sit down you're rockin' the boat, Nicely Nicely: Chorus: Sit down! Sit down, you're rockin' the boat! WHATEVER BEN ----------------------------------------------- I LOVE THE SLASH Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country Keep Your Flags Flying High | ||||
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