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| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 01-14-2002 @ 4:32 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00  | When I was younger, just a bad little kid My mama noticed funny things I did Like shooting puppies with a BB gun I'd poison puppies, and when I was done I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head That's when my mama said - (what did she say?) She said "My boy I think someday - you'll find a way To make your natural tendencies pay. You'll be a dentist - you have a talent for causing things pain Son, be a dentist - people will pay you to be inhumane Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood And teaching would suit you still less Son, be a dentist - you'll be a success" Here he is, girls, the leader of the plaque Watch him suck up that gas, Oh my god! He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good Who want's their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade Oh that hurts! - I'm not numb! Oh shut up, open wide, here I come! I am your dentist (goodness gracious!) And I enjoy the career that I picked I am your dentist (fitting braces) And I get off on the pain I inflict. When I start extracting those molars You girls'll be screaming like holy rollers (Dentist...) And though it may cause my patients distress, Somewhere, somewhere in heaven above me I know, I know that my mama's proud of me 'Cause I'm a dentist, and a success. Say "ah!" (Ah!) Now spit!  "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 01-14-2002 @ 7:06 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Now you're posting Show Tunes. Maybe you really are gay. | ||||
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