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Sir Okonkwo
posted on 04-07-2002 @ 4:47 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
I know there are some Primus fans here. Old school fans might not like this, but I liked Antipop a whole lot, and I really liked this song...

Coattails of a Dead Man

He wasn't lookin' for fanfare or fame
but it all came around just the same.
He then met a girl with desire in her eye,
he gave her love, she took his name.

The times they were good, the times they were bad,
most times it was just in between.
The hard pill he swallowed was the times that they had,
she put on display for all to be seen.

Some find their solace in work or the lord,
she was quite content in her dream.
When his eyes they burned from the bright lime light,
he found comfort in the bottle of Ol' Jimmy Beam.

One day from the depths of his deep darkened hole,
he reached out for something to feel.
She offered back nothin' but lack of respect
so he left himself out with two barrels of steel.

She cried in the day, she cried in the night.
She cried loudest when someone was near.
Whether crying for him or she cried for herself,
the bigger the camera, the bigger the tear.

Most folks agree that she was living a hell
and publicly she showed her pain.
And never once was there a thought for herself,
and the ever-growing slices of fortune and fame.

Now on the coattails of a dead man she'll ride
on the coattails of a dead man she'll ride.
On the coattails of a dead man she'll ride she'll ride,
on the coattails of a dead man she'll ride she'll ride high.




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Syndrummer
LOOK!! All my "N"s are capitalized!!!
posted on 04-07-2002 @ 1:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Primus does indeed suck. I loved antipop. Much better than the Brown cd. Can't wait for New cd with Herb.

Signguy
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I didn't think so.
posted on 04-07-2002 @ 1:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Does Primus do South Park's theme?

Danked
Dankarella!
posted on 04-07-2002 @ 1:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Can i include Oysterhead in the mix? :-D

Mr. Oysterhead

Music: Oysterhead Lyrics: Claypool


Come on kiddies gather round
There's a new sensation hittin' town
It's moving slow, low to the ground
It'll pick you up when you're feelin' down

He's an inspiration to us all

When all else has been done and said
Along comes Mr. Oysterhead

I remember back in the day
When music folk had a lot to say
Now I sit, hope and pray
Someone will come along and show the way

He's an inspiration to us all

When all else has been done and said
Along comes Mr. Oysterhead
When all else has been done and said
You best look at Mr. Oysterhead
He's an inspiration to us all

When all else has been done and said
Along comes Mr. Oysterhead

Through the long frustrating years
Of wretched din and choked back tears
Comes a man to squelch our fears
He's slippery between the ears

He's an inspiration to us all

When all else...


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.


This message was edited by Danked on 4-7-02 @ 1:57 PM
Syndrummer
LOOK!! All my "N"s are capitalized!!!
posted on 04-08-2002 @ 12:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

Does Primus do South Park's theme?



Yes. And that is an animated Les with the Bass in the credits

Sir Okonkwo
posted on 04-10-2002 @ 2:17 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Primus still sucks...

Sgt. Baker

Sgt. Baker is my name
I'm gonna teach you how to play the game
of warfare
Suddenly it appears to me
You got a bit much dignity
For your own good, boy
Yes sir, yes sir.

I will rape your personality
Pummel you with my own philosophy
Strip you of your self-integrity
To make you all a bit like me
I said right, left

Sgt. Baker here again
And if you calls me "puddin Tame"
I'll stomp you down, boy
Steers and Queers
Steers and Queers
where you come from
there's just steers and queers
And you ain't got no horns, boy
Yes sir, yes sir

I will rape your personality
Pummel you with my own philosophy
Strip you of your self-integrity
To make you all a bit like me
I said right, left



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skitchr4u
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Split Personality #1
posted on 04-10-2002 @ 10:31 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
yes primus sucks! eagerly awaiting a new release



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