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WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 10:56 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU

So no one told you life was gonna be this way.
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear.
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year. But,
I'll be there for you (When the rain starts to pour).
I'll be there for you (Like I've been there before).
I'll be there for you ('Cause you're there for me too).
You're still in bed at 10 and work began at 8.
You burned your breakfast so far, things are going great.
Your mother warned you there'd be days like these.
But she didn't tell you when the world has brought you down to your knees. And,
I'll be there for you (When the rain starts to pour).
I'll be there for you (Like I've been there before).
I'll be there for you ('Cause you're there for me too).
No one could ever know me.
No one could ever see me.
Sometime the only one who knows what its like to be me.
Someone to face the day with, make it through all the mess with.
Someone I'll always laugh with, even under the worst I'm best with you.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear.
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.
I'll be there for you (When the rain starts to pour).
I'll be there for you (Like I've been there before).
I'll be there for you ('Cause you're there for me too).
I'll be there for you.
I'll be there for you.
I'll be there for you ('Cause you're there for me too)



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Heart For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, and I swear it was this big

Syndrummer
LOOK!! All my "N"s are capitalized!!!
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 11:02 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Making your way in the world today
Takes everything you've got;
Taking a break from all your worries
Sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to get away?
All those night when you've got no lights,
The check is in the mail;
And your little angel
Hung the cat up by it's tail;
And your third fiance didn't show;

Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came;
You want to be where you can see,
Our troubles are all the same;
You want to be where everybody knows your name.

Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead;
The morning's looking bright;
And your shrink ran off to Europe,
And didn't even write;
And your husband wants to be a girl;

Be glad there's one place in the world
Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came;
You want to go where people know,
People are all the same;
You want to go where everybody knows your name.

Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came;
Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came;



Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 11:13 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Just sit right back
and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip
that started from this tropic port
aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin' man
the Skipper, brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day
on a three-hour tour, a three-hour tour.
The weather started getting rough,
the tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
the Minnow would be lost,
the Minnow would be lost.
The ship set ground on the shores of this
unchartered desert isle
with Gilligan,
the Skipper too,
the Millionaire and his wife,
the Movie Star,
the Professor and Mary Ann
Here on Gilligan's Isle !

Now this is the tale of our Castaways.
They're here for a long, long time.
They'll have to make the best of things,
it's an uphill climb.
The first Mate and the Skipper too
will do their very best
to make the others comfortable
on this tropic island nest.
No phones, no lights, no motor cars,
not a single luxury,
like Robinson Crusoe
it's primitive as can be.
So join us here each week, my friends,
You're sure to get a smile
from seven stranded castaways
Here on Gilligan's Isle!



LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!!

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TeenWeek
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posted on 05-10-2002 @ 11:29 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Well we’re movin on up, to the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up to the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.

Fish don’t fry in the kitchen;
Beans don’t burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tryin’ Just to get up that hill.
Now we’re up in the big leagues
Gettin’ our turn at bat.
As long as we live, it’s you and me baby
There ain’t nothin wrong with that.

Well we’re movin on up, to the East Side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up to the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.


TeenWeek
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posted on 05-10-2002 @ 11:31 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Good Times.

Any time you meet a payment. - Good Times.

Any time you need a friend. - Good Times.

Any time you’re out from under.



Not getting hassled, not getting hustled.

Keepin’ your head above water,

Making a wave when you can.



Temporary lay offs. - Good Times.

Easy credit rip offs. - Good Times.

Scratchin’ and surviving. - Good Times.

Hangin in a chow line - Good Times.

Ain’t we lucky we got ‘em - Good Times.



WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 1:59 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
Welcome back, Your dreams were your ticket out. Welcome back, To that same old place that you laughed about.

Well, the names have all changed since you hung around, But those dreams have remained and they've turned around.

Who'dve thought they'd lead ya? (Who'dve thought they'd lead ya?) Back here where we need ya? (Back here where we need ya?)

Yeah, we tease him a lot, Cuz we've got him on the spot. Welcome back.

Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

* Additional lines in the song during the closing credits:

Welcome back. We always could spot a friend. Welcome back. And I smile when I think how you must've been.




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Heart For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, and I swear it was this big

Living Legend
WankTruster
What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then:
Living Legend=Faggot
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 2:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
Boy the way Glen Miller played
Songs that made the hit parade.
Guys like us we had it made,
Those were the days.
And you knew who you were then,
Girls were girls and men were men,
Mister we could use a man
Like Herbert Hoover again.
Didn't need no welfare state,
Everybody pulled his weight.
Gee our old LaSalle ran great.
Those were the days.

This message was edited by Living Legend on 5-10-02 @ 2:13 PM
TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 2:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Happy Days
happyday.au

Sunday Monday, Happy days.
Tuesday Wednesday, Happy days.
Thursday Friday, Happy days.
The weekend comes,
The cycle hums,
Ready to race with you-.

These days are all-,
Happy and Free.
(Those happy Days)
These days are all-,
Share in the dream.
(Those days)
Goodbye grey skies
Hello blue.
There's nothing can hold me
When I hold you.
Feels so right,
It can't be wrong.
Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Sunday Monday, Happy days.
Tuesday Wednesday, Happy days.
Thursday Friday, Happy days.
Saturday, What a day,
Groovin all week with you-.

These days are all-,
Share in the dream.
(Those Happy Days)
These days are all-,
Happy and Free.
(Those days)
These happy days are your's and mine-.
These happy days are your's and mine happy days.



Living Legend
WankTruster
What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then:
Living Legend=Faggot
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 2:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
........ (Peanuts song)



"Sometimes you have to read every word to get the whole picture."
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WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 2:16 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
We're gonna do it
Give us any chance we'll take it
Read us any rule we'll break it
We're gonna make our dreams come true
Doin' it our way
Nothing's gonna turn us back now
Straight ahead and on the track now
We're gonna make our dreams come true
Doin' it our way
There's nothing we won't try
Never heard the word impossible
This time there's no stoppin' us
We're gonna do it
On your mark get set and go now
Got a dream and we just know now
We're gonna make that dream come true
And we'll do it our way
Yes our way
Make all our dreams come true
And we'll do it our way
Yes our way
Make all our dreams come true
For me and you



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, and I swear it was this big

I swear it was this big
Tussle King
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 2:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Love and marriage, love and marriage,
Go together like a horse and carriage.
This I tell ya, brother, you can't have one without the other.

Love and marriage, love and marriage,
It's an institute you can't disparage.
Ask the local gentry and they will say it's elementary.

Try, try, try to separate them, it's an illusion.
Try, try, try and you only come to this conclusion:

Love and marriage, love and marriage,
Go together like a horse and carriage.
Dad was told by mother you can't have one
You can't have none.
You can't have one without the other.

(Musical interlude)

Try, try, try to separate them, it's an illusion.
Try, try, try and you only come to this conclusion:

Love and marriage, love and marriage,
Go together like a horse and carriage.
Dad was told by mother you can't have one
(You can't have none.)
You can't have one without the other.



___________________________________________________________________
I'm bigger than the Devil combined with Schindler's list.

Sig pic coming soon...kinda soon...
Mr. Croup
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 2:37 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 02
You take the good you take the bad
You take 'em both and there you have
The facts of life
The facts of life

There's a time you gotta go and show
You're grown and now you know about
The facts of life
The facts of life

When the world never seems
To be living up to your dreams
Then suddenly you're finding out
The facts of life are all about you

All about you
You
All about you

It takes alot to get 'em right
When you're learning the facts of life

Learning the facts of life
The facts of life



TeenWeek
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posted on 05-10-2002 @ 2:46 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Just the good ol’ boys,
Never meanin’ no harm,
Beats all you’ve ever saw, been in trouble
With the law since the day they was born.

Straightnin’ the curve,
Flatnin’ the hills.
Someday the mountain might get ‘em, but the law never will.

Makin’ their way,
The only way they know how,
That’s just a little bit more than the law will allow.

Just good ol’ boys,
Wouldn’t change if they could,
Fightin’ the system like a true modern day Robin Hood.



TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 2:50 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Anyone think they should start the show off with this and play sound clips during it.


Here we come walking down the street

We get the funniest looks from everyone we meet.



Hey, hey we’re the Monkees,

And people say we monkey around.

But we’re too busy singing, to put anybody down.

We’re just trying to be friendly,

Come watch us sing and play.

We’re the young generation,

And we got something to say.



Hey, hey we’re the Monkees,

You never know where we’ll be found.

So you’d better get ready,

We may be comin to your town.




This message was edited by TeenWeek on 5-10-02 @ 2:54 PM
TeenWeek
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posted on 05-10-2002 @ 2:54 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Here’s the story of a lovely lady
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls.
All of them had hair of gold, like their mother,
The youngest one in curls.

Here’s the story, of a man named Brady,
Who was busy with three boys of his own,
They were four men, living all together,
Yet they were all alone.

Till the one day when the lady met this fellow
And they knew it was much more than a hunch,
That this group would somehow form a family.
That’s the way we all became the Brady Bunch. The Brady Bunch.
That’s the way we all became the Brady Bunch. The Brady Bunch.


Living Legend
WankTruster
What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then:
Living Legend=Faggot
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 2:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated.
We're gonna do it!
Give us any chance, we'll take it.
Give us any rule, we'll break it.
We're gonna make our dreams come true.
Doin' it our way.
Nothin's gonna turn us back now,
Straight ahead and on the track now.
We're gonna make our dreams come true,
Doin' it our way.
There is nothing we won't try,
Never heard the word impossible.
This time there's no stopping us.
We're gonna do it.
On your mark, get set, and go now,
Got a dream and we just know now,
We're gonna make our dream come true.
And we'll do it our way, yes our way.
Make all our dreams come true,
And do it our way, yes our way,
Make all our dreams come true
For me and you.



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WankTruster
What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then:
Living Legend=Faggot
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 3:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
Here he comes!
Here comes speed racer!
He's a demon on wheels
He's a demon and he's gonna be chasin' after someone
He's gaining on u so u better look a live
He;s busy revving up the powerful MACH 5!!!!
And when the odds are agasints him and theres DANGEROUS work to do
You bet your life speed racer
You'll see it though

GO SPEED RACER
GO SPEED RACER
GO SPEEDDDD RACERRR GOOOOOOOOO

He's often flying as he guns the car around the track
He's jammin down the peddle like he's never coming back
ADVENTURES WAITING JUST AHEADDDD

GO SPEED RACER
GO SPEED RACER
GO SPEEDDDD RACERRR GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!



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So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 7:39 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Who can turn the world on with her smile?
Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
Well it's you girl, and you should know it
With each glance and every little movement you show it

Love is all around, no need to fake it.
You can have the town, why don't you take it.
You're gonna make it after all

How will you make it on your own?
This world is awfully big
And girl this time you're all alone
But it's time you started living
It's time you let someone else do some giving

Love is all around, no need to fake it.
You can have the town, why don't you take it.
You're gonna make it after all,
You're gonna make it after all

Your the one most likely to succeed
Just be sure to keep your head
Cause girl you know that's all you need.
Everyone around you adores you,
Don't give up the world is waiting for you.

Love is all around, no need to waste it.
You can have the town, why don't you take it.
You're gonna make it after all,
You're gonna make it after all.

Who can turn the world on with her smile?
Who can suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
Well it's you girl, and you should know it.
With each glance and every little movement you show it.

Love is all around, no need to waste it.
You can have the town, why don't you take it.
You're gonna make it after all,
You're gonna make it after all.


Daddy's Little Girl
I often find my opinions stick out like an erection in a lesbian bar.


This message was edited by HydratedPeach on 5-10-02 @ 9:51 PM
PeterDragon
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 9:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01

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Spiderman

Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spiderman.

Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread
Take a look overhead
Hey, there
There goes the Spiderman.

In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.

Spiderman, Spiderman
Friendly neighborhood Spiderman
Wealth and fame
He's ingnored
Action is his reward.

To him, life is a great big bang up
Whenever there's a hang up
You'll find the Spider man

---------------------------
Flintstones
Flintstones, Meet the Flintstones
They're a modern stone age family
From the, town of Bedrock
They're a page right out of history
Let's ride, with the family down the street
Through the, courtesy of Fred's two feet
When you're, with the Flintstones
Have a yabba, dabba, doo time
A dabba doo time
We'll have a gay, old time!



2002 Crack Committee Objectives: (You gotta believe....)
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year
2. Hate the Braves with PASSION
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year
4. Mets win World Series
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 9:20 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
"The Muppet Show" (Opening)

Kermit: It's the Muppet Show with our Very
Special Guest Star, ...

Females: It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the
Muppet Show tonight.

Males: It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the
Muppet Show tonight.

Waldorf: Why do we always come here
Statler: I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: It's like a kind of torture
both: To have to watch the show

(brief interlude)

Muppets: And now let's get things started
Audience: Why don't you get things started
Kermit: It's time to get things started
Muppets: on the most sensational inspirational
celebrational Muppetational
this is what we call the Muppet Show!

(Gonzo blows his trumpet)



Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 05-11-2002 @ 12:05 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
Now, the world don't move
To the beat of just one drum,
What might be right for you
May not be right for some.
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two
They got nothing but their genes,
But they got, Diff'rent Strokes.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.
Everybody's got a special kind of story
Everybody finds a way to shine,
It don't matter that you got
Not alot
So what,
They'll have theirs, and you'll have yours, and I'll have mine.
And together we'll be fine....
Because it takes
Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.
Yes it does.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.



Daddy's Little Girl
I often find my opinions stick out like an erection in a lesbian bar.
Living Legend
WankTruster
What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then:
Living Legend=Faggot
posted on 05-11-2002 @ 1:17 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
quote:

Just the good olÂ’ boys,
Never meaninÂ’ no harm,
Beats all youÂ’ve ever saw, been in trouble
With the law since the day they was born.

StraightninÂ’ the curve,
FlatninÂ’ the hills.
Someday the mountain might get ‘em, but the law never will.

MakinÂ’ their way,
The only way they know how,
ThatÂ’s just a little bit more than the law will allow.

Just good olÂ’ boys,
WouldnÂ’t change if they could,
FightinÂ’ the system like a true modern day Robin Hood.


I went to the Kid Rock concert tonight and he played that - I was going nuts!



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WankTruster
What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then:
Living Legend=Faggot
posted on 05-11-2002 @ 1:21 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,
She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize,
She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry Uncle,
From the Red Sea to Greenland they'll be singing the blues,
Well they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

She go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe,
Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back!

Well she'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia,
Then she'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth,
She put the Miss in misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Oh tell me where in the world is... Oh tell me where can she be?

Ooh, Botswana to Thailand, Milan via Amsterdam,
Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu...!

Well she glides around the globe and she'll flimflam every nation,
She's a double-dealing diva with a taste for thievery,
Her itinerary's loaded up with moving violations,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?




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posted on 05-11-2002 @ 9:17 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02

Dumbass, why did you repost the Laverne & Shirley theme?



At the end of the day or at the end of the party, when everyone goes home, you're stuck with yourself. - Layne Staley
Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS
posted on 05-11-2002 @ 9:32 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
She's a small wonder, pretty and bright with soft curls.
She's a small wonder, a girl unlike other girls.
She's a miracle, and I grant you
She'll enchant you with her sight
She's a small wonder, and she'll make your heart beat twice.
She's fantastic, made of plastic,
Microchips here and there.
She's a small wonder, brings love and laughter everywhere.




I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series




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