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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 03-27-2001 @ 9:19 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Only Pete Townshend could write a clever song about deodorant...


She sang the best she'd ever sang
She could never sing any better
But Mr. Davidson never rang
She knew he would forget her

She'd seen him there
And put herself to ransom
He had stared
He really was quite handsome
She had really looked her best
She could never look any better
But she knew she'd failed the test
She knew he would forget her

TRIUMPHANT!
Was the way she felt
As she acknowledged the applause
TRIUMPHANT!
Was the way she'd felt
When she saw him at the dressing room door

She was happier than she'd ever been
As he praised her for her grace
But his expression changed, she had seen
As he leant to kiss her face

It ended there
He claimed a late appointment
She quickly turned to hide her disappointment

She ripped her glittering gown
Couldn't face another show no
Her deodorant had let her down
She should have used Odorono!





Why is the room spinning???

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

spitfire421
posted on 03-27-2001 @ 9:49 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
OK, thought you were gonna post this one....now I can :) :) :)
THAT SMELL

Whiskey bottles, and brand new cars
Oak tree you're in my way
There's too much coke and too much smoke
Look what's going on inside you
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you

Angel of darkness is upon you
Stuck a needle in your arm
So take another toke, have a blow for your nose
One more drink fool, will drown you
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you

Now they call you Prince Charming
Can't speak a word when you're full of 'ludes
Say you'll be all right come tomorrow
But tomorrow might not be here for you
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you

Hey, you're a fool you
Stick them needles in your arm
I know I been there before

One little problem that confronts you
Got a monkey on your back
Just one more fix, Lord might do the trick
One hell of a price for you to get your kicks
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you



My adopted troubled child is Weinie (if he's still around)....all problems with him should be addressed to me spitfire@opieanthony.com

IGNORANCE IS TYPICAL



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