The Unofficial Opie & Anthony Message Board
Home | Search | FAQ


The Unofficial Opie & Anthony Message Board - In case you didn't understand the hickish twang


Displaying 1-4 of 4 messages in this thread.
Posted ByDiscussion Topic: In case you didn't understand the hickish twang
Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 04-18-2001 @ 6:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I need to clear my palate after hearing that hickish crap.
Christ, as I'm typing they're playing another one so this will now be turned into a two-fer.

BIG BALLS

Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(We've got big balls)
(We've got big balls)

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(Ball sucker)
(Ball sucker)
(Ball sucker)
(Ball sucker)

BACK IN BLACK

Back in black
I hit the sack
I've been too long I'm glad to be back
Yes, I'm let loose
From the noose
That's kept me hanging about
I've been looking at the sky
'Cause it's gettin' me high
Forget the hearse 'cause I never die
I got nine lives
Cat's eyes
Abusin' every one of them and running wild

'Cause I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back, back
Well, I'm back in black
Yes, I'm back in black

Back in the back
Of a cadillac
Number one with a bullet, I'm a power pack
Yes, I'm in a bang
With a gang
They've got to catch me if they want me to hang
Cause I'm back on the track
And I'm beatin' the flack
Nobody's gonna get me on another rap
So look at me now
I'm just makin' my play
Don't try to push your luck, just get out of my way

'Cause I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back, back
Well, I'm back in black
Yes, I'm back in black

Well, I'm back, yes I'm back
Well, I'm back, yes I'm back
Well, I'm back, back
Well I'm back in black
Yes, I'm back in black

Hooo yeah
Ohh yeah
Yes I am
Oooh yeah, yeah, oh yeah
Back in now
Well I'm back, I'm back
Back, I'm back
Back, I'm back
Back, I'm back
Back, I'm back
Back
Back in black
Yes, I'm back in black

Out of the sight




"What are you speaking? German Brian?
German! Jermaine! Jermaine Jackson! Jackson 5! TITO!"

My graduated adoptee: BACKDOOR BUNNY
Proud graduate of NJDude's School of Rock
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 04-18-2001 @ 7:06 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Nice, and they're playing MSG the Tuesday after the Anniversary Party


~Matt/Froy from Jersey

Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post.
NJDude
posted on 04-18-2001 @ 10:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 00
quote:

Nice, and they're playing MSG the Tuesday after the Anniversary Party


That's gonna be a good show, AC/DC kicks ass live!!!



E-Mail Me

Parents have a big misconception about rock. Like they say, "I don't want you to be involved with it because you'll become a drug addict or an alcoholic." Well, guess what? If I wasn't in rock n' roll I'd be a real mess...
Sebastian Bach



Mi1o Yambag
posted on 04-18-2001 @ 11:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Can't wait to see them again! Last summer's show was the best concert I've been to.



HIGHWAY TO HELL


Living easy, living free
Season ticket on a one-way ride
Asking nothing, leave me be
Taking everything in my stride
Don't need reason, don't need rhyme
Ain't nothing I would rather do
Going down, party time
My friends are gonna be there too

I'm on the highway to hell

No stop signs, speed limit
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Like a wheel, gonna spin it
Nobody's gonna mess me round
Hey Satan, payed my dues
Playing in a rocking band
Hey Momma, look at me
I'm on my way to the promised land

I'm on the highway to hell
(Don't stop me)

And I'm going down, all the way down
I'm on the highway to hell



IF YOU WANT BLOOD (YOU'VE GOT IT)

It's criminal
There ought to be a law
Criminal
There ought to be a whole lot more
You get nothing for nothing
Tell me who can you trust
We got what you want
And you got the lust

CHORUS:
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
Blood on the streets
Blood on the rocks
Blood in the gutter
Every last drop
You want blood, you got it

It's animal
Livin' in a human zoo
Animal
The shit that they toss to you
Feeling like a Christian
Locked in a cage
Thrown to the lions
On a second's rage

CHORUS

Blood on the rocks
Blood on the streets
Blood in the sky
Blood on the sheets
If you want blood - you got it

(I want you to bleed for me)

If you want blood, you got it



A friend with weed is a friend indeed. A friend without it is a friend in need.

"Prohibition...goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes.
A prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which our government was founded."
--Abraham Lincoln

"Make the most of hemp seed, sow it everywhere."
--George Washington


My first adopted junior yambag is Ants in My Pants
My second adopted junior yambag is Party Boy



Displaying 1-4 of 4 messages in this thread.