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posted on 04-20-2001 @ 3:52 AM      
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Rainy Day Women 12 & 65
by: Bob Dylan

Well, they'll stone ya when you're trying to be so good,
They'll stone ya just a-like they said they would.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to go home.
Then they'll stone ya when you're there all alone.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

Well, they'll stone ya when you're walkin' 'long the street.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to keep your seat.
They'll stone ya when you're walkin' on the floor.
They'll stone ya when you're walkin' to the door.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

They'll stone ya when you're at the breakfast table.
They'll stone ya when you are young and able.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to make a buck.
They'll stone ya and then they'll say, "good luck."
Tell ya what, I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

Well, they'll stone you and say that it's the end.
Then they'll stone you and then they'll come back again.
They'll stone you when you're riding in your car.
They'll stone you when you're playing your guitar.
Yes, but I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

Well, they'll stone you when you walk all alone.
They'll stone you when you are walking home.
They'll stone you and then say you are brave.
They'll stone you when you are set down in your grave.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

--------------------------------------------------

HAIL THE LEAF
by: DOWN

that brave river, I can't sail.
because of that lone feeling,
that I might fail.
So {fuck it.}
I just smoke-
let me feel stoned
6th hour.
I still fail to rise,
and I cower in
reality's eyes, so I
just smoke-
let me feel stoned
{let that paranoia cut
my head off.
I'm low down
crying shame today}
smoke-
stoned
I have fallen
scattered the wave
alone I'm crying
broken shade
So I just smoke-
let me feel stoned
I can't feel you
you can't brave(the river?)
no more sadness no more pain
not what feeds you but what raves
no more sadness no more....
--------------------------------------------------

...and of course, let's not forget...

Sweet Leaf
by: Black Sabbath

Alright Now!
Won't you listen?

When I first met you, didn't realize,
I can't forget you or your surprise
You introduced me to my mind
And left me (watching/wanting) you and your kind. Oh yeah

I love you. Oh, you know it.

My life was empty, forever on a down,
Until you took me, showed me around
My life is free now, my life is (clear / hemp)
I love you sweet leaf though you can't hear
Oh yeah

Come on now - try it out!

Straight people don't know what you're about,
They put you down and shut you out
You gave to me a new belief,
And soon the world will love you, sweet leaf
Oh yeah baby

Come on now! Oh yeah!
Try me out baby!
Alright! Oh yeah-ah!
I want you part of this sweet leaf!
Oh yeah!
Alright, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh try me out
I love ya sweet leaf, oh




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geedagreek
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 4:01 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
theres always "smoke two joints" by sublime....ill get the lyrics in here by the after noon....:-)


"DO you know what a love letter is?...It's a bullet from a FUCKING GUN...staight through your heart....."
Jesse Jones, Yuppicide
Mi1o Yambag
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 4:26 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00


Mr. Tambourine Man


Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you.

Though I know that evenin's empire has returned into sand,
Vanished from my hand,
Left me blindly here to stand but still not sleeping.
My weariness amazes me, I'm branded on my feet,
I have no one to meet
And the ancient empty street's too dead for dreaming.

Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you.

Take me on a trip upon your magic swirlin' ship,
My senses have been stripped, my hands can't feel to grip,
My toes too numb to step, wait only for my boot heels
To be wanderin'.
I'm ready to go anywhere, I'm ready for to fade
Into my own parade, cast your dancing spell my way,
I promise to go under it.

Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you.

Though you might hear laughin', spinnin', swingin' madly across the sun,
It's not aimed at anyone, it's just escapin' on the run
And but for the sky there are no fences facin'.
And if you hear vague traces of skippin' reels of rhyme
To your tambourine in time, it's just a ragged clown behind,
I wouldn't pay it any mind, it's just a shadow you're
Seein' that he's chasing.

Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you.

Then take me disappearin' through the smoke rings of my mind,
Down the foggy ruins of time, far past the frozen leaves,
The haunted, frightened trees, out to the windy beach,
Far from the twisted reach of crazy sorrow.
Yes, to dance beneath the diamond sky with one hand waving free,
Silhouetted by the sea, circled by the circus sands,
With all memory and fate driven deep beneath the waves,
Let me forget about today until tomorrow.

Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you.




A friend with weed is a friend indeed. A friend without it is a friend in need.

"Prohibition...goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes.
A prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which our government was founded."
--Abraham Lincoln

"Make the most of hemp seed, sow it everywhere."
--George Washington


My first adopted junior yambag is Ants in My Pants
My second adopted junior yambag is Party Boy
GonzoStyle
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 4:34 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
i was gonna do this post right now but i went to get lyrics for a certain song.... and i think someone will be pissed.

Smoke Two Joints
By: Sublime
(B. Nowell)


I smoke two joints in the morning.
I smoke two joints at night.
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
and then I smoke two more

Smoked cigarettes 'til the day she died, toke a big spliff of some good sensimillia smoked cigarettes 'til the day she died toke a big spliff of some good sensamill..." "Easy-E were ya ever caught slippin' Hell no!

Daddy he once told me "son you be hard workin' man" and Mamma she once told me "son you do the best you can" but, then one day I met a man who came to me and said "hard work good, and hard work fine but first take care of Head"

(guitar solo)

Whoa, rock me tonight, whoa-oh, Jah sake, whoa-ohh




And The Earth Becomes My Throne
I Adapt To The Unknown
By Myself But Not Alone. I Ask No One
And My Ties Are Severed Clean
The Less I Have The More I Gain
Off The Beaten Path I Reign

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geedagreek
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 4:48 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
LOL..dude im not pissed, ya sicko, KUDOS...

"DO you know what a love letter is?...It's a bullet from a FUCKING GUN...staight through your heart....."
Jesse Jones, Yuppicide
Mi1o Yambag
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 5:05 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
The night (mornign?) juist wouldn't be complete withougt a litle pink floyd. So, here, in its entirety, in honor of the biginning of 420 is Dark Side of the Moon



-Breathe
Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care
Leave but don't leave me
Look around and chose your own ground
For long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be


Run, run rabbit run
Dig that hole, forget the sun,
And when at last the work is done
Don't sit down it's time to start another one
For long you live and high you fly
But only if you ride the tide
And balanced on the biggest wave
You race toward an early grave.


-On the Run
(instrumental)


-Time
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an off hand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way


Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today
And then the one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun


And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking
And racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in the relative way, but you're older
And shorter of breath and one day closer to death


Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desparation in the English way
The time is gone the song is over, thought I'd something more to say


Home, home again
I like to be there when UI can
When I come in cold and tired
It's good to warm my bones beside the fire
Far away across the field
The tolling of the iron bell
Calls the faithful to their knees
To hear the softly spoken magic spells.


-The Great Gig in the Sky
(Instrumenta)


-Money
Money, get away
Get a good job with more pay and your O.K.
Money it's a gas
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think I'll buy me a football team


Money get back
I'm all right Jack keep your hands off my stack.
Money it's a hit
Don't give me that do goody good bullshit
I'm in the hi-fidelity first class traveling set
And I think I need a Lear jet


Money it's a crime
Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie
Money so they say
Is the root of all evil today
But if you ask for a rise it's no surprise that they're
giving none away


-Us and Them
Us and Them
And after all we're only ordinary men
Me, and you
God only knows it's not what we would choose to do
Forward he cried from the rear
and the front rank died
And the General sat, and the lines on the map
moved from side to side
Black and Blue
And who knows which is which and who is who
Up and Down
And in the end it's only round and round and round
Haven't you heard it's a battle of words
the poster bearer cried
Listen son, said the man with the gun
There's room for you inside


Down and Out
It can't be helped but there's a lot of it about
With, without
And who'll deny that's what the fightings all about
Get out of the way, it's a busy day
And I've got things on my mind
For want of the price of tea and a slice
The old man died




-Any Colour You Like
(Instrumental)


-Brain Damage
The lunatic is on the grass
The lunatic is on the grass
Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs
Got to keep the loonies on the path


The lunatic is in the hall
The lunatics are in my hall
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every day the paper boy brings more


And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forbodings too
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon


The lunatic is in my head
The lunatic is in my head
You raise the blade, you make the change
You re-arrange me 'till I'm sane


You lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.


And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
You shout and no one seems to hear
And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon


-Eclipse
All that you touch
All that you see
All that you taste
All that you feel
All that you love
All that you hate
All you distrust
All that you save
All that you give
All that you deal
All that you buy
beg, borrow or steal
All you create
All you destroy
All that you do
All that you say
All that you eat
everyone you meet
All that you slight
everyone you fight
All that is now
All that is gone
All that's to come
and everything under the sun is in tune
but the sun is eclipsed by the moon.




A friend with weed is a friend indeed. A friend without it is a friend in need.

"Prohibition...goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes.
A prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which our government was founded."
--Abraham Lincoln

"Make the most of hemp seed, sow it everywhere."
--George Washington


My first adopted junior yambag is Ants in My Pants
My second adopted junior yambag is Party Boy
Kwyjibo
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 7:51 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
The day wouldn't be complete without some Dead.

Darkstar

Darkstar crashes
pouring its light
into ashes

Reason tatters
the forces tear loose
from the axis


Searchlight casting
for faults in the
clouds of delusion


shall we go,
you and I
While we can?
Through
the transitive nightfall
of diamonds


Mirror shatters
in formless reflections
of matter


Glass hand dissolving
to ice petal flowers
revolving


Lady in velvet
recedes
in the nights of goodbye


Shall we go,
you and I
While we can?
Through
the transitive nightfall
of diamonds


spinning a set the stars through which the tattered tales of axis roll about the waxen wind of never set to motion in the unbecoming round about the reason hardly matters nor the wise through which the stars were set in spin



Kwyjibo
"Hey Booboo, you think there's any beer in that picinic basket"
"But Yogi I don't think the forest ranger will like that."
"F--- the forest ranger Booboo, he don't know jacksh--!"



Thanks to PanterA for the sigpic
Banana_juice
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 8:42 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
a little cypress hill to get 4/20 rolling...

Everybody Must Get Stoned


"This sure is. I got data on crazy shit for round the corner you know
The homeboys and the brothers be slangin' this shit
But anyway, (everybody must get stoned (x4))
You over there singin' some shit, talkin' 'bout
Everybody must get stoned
I don't know but that shit sounds good to me"

[Verse 1]
Hit the joint, up the bomb, take a puff
Till you just can't get enough
Of the sunk a punk
Pick an endo, wanna take control
But the primaso puff on the endo (keep puffin')
Let me take it in then I let it out (let it out)
One of you motherfuckers pass the barred owl
Peace to the niggaz in all the Budha spots
Slangin' fat bags o' weed and runnin from the cops
(runnin' from them fools)
I hit the leno then pass it on
To the cypha' of dreadlocks gettin' stoned
(All the dreadlocks lya')
>From the fat joint twisted at the end
'Cos I get high with a little help from my friends (from my friends)

[Chorus]
Everybody must get stoned
I said everybody must get stoned
(Everybody must get stoned)*variations*
(x4)

[Verse 2]
Hit the blunt of the bong, take your dope
Now my head's in a cloud of smoke and no joke
Called 'the uptight', motherfuckers puttin' me down
'Cos I talk about the green shit in every town (Everywhere I go)
You right in front of me, I can't see ya
I'm blind and faded and I get the G-rock
And everything's gonna be alright
When I pass that toochi from the left-hand side
Niggaz is havin' a good time tonight
Roll it up, hold it up, pass me the fucking light
(Gimme that lighter) Indoor on the home-grown
Light it up, everybody must get stoned (gotta get stoned)

(Chorus-different variations)

You know how we talkin' to talk
We say, stoned is the way of the walk (x4)

(Chorus till fade)



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Rommel
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 8:46 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Can't Find My Way Home

Come down off your throne
And leave your body alone
Somebody must change
You are the reason
I've been waiting so long
Somebody holds the key
Well I'm near the end and I just ain't got the time
Well I'm wasted and I can't find my way home

Come down on your own
And leave your money at home
Somebody must change
You are the reason
I've been waiting all these years
Somebody holds the key
I'm near the end and I just ain't got the time
Oh and I'm wasted and I can't find my way home

But I can't find my way home
But I can't find my way home
But I can't find my way home
But I can't find my way home
Still I can't find my way home
And I ain't done nothing wrong
But I can't find my way home


<<<








mckinks
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 9:38 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Purple haze all in my brain
Lately things they don't seem the same
Actin' funny but I don't know why
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky

Purple haze all around
Don't know if I'm coming up or down
Am I happy or in misery
Whatever it is, that girl put a spell on me

Help me, help me, oh no!

Yeah, purple haze all in my eyes
Don't know if it's day or night
You've got me blowing, blowing my mind
Is it tomorrow or just the end of time

Ooh, help me, oh yeah, oh no!


DEAD CATS DON'T SCRATCH!!
Kwyjibo
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 1:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Ok McKinks you win, nice call. Of course the entire Dark Side of the Moon is a great touch.



Kwyjibo
"Hey Booboo, you think there's any beer in that picinic basket"
"But Yogi I don't think the forest ranger will like that."
"F--- the forest ranger Booboo, he don't know jacksh--!"



Thanks to PanterA for the sigpic
virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 3:59 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hits From the Bong

Cypress Hill


Hits From The Bong
Hits From The Bong
Hits From The Bong
Hits From The Bong

Pick it, pack it,
Fire it up, Come along,
And take a hit from the bong,
Put the blunt down just for a second,
Don't get me wrong it's not a new method,
Inhale, Exhale,
Just got a ounce in the mail,
I like a blunt or a big fat coal,
But my double barrel bong is gettin' me stoned,
I'm skill it, There's water inside don't spill it,
It smells like shit on the carpet,
Still it, goes down smooth when I get a clean hit,
Of the skunky funky smelly green shit,
Sing my song, puff all night long,
As I take Hits from the bong...

Hits From The Bong y'all
Gonna get high,
Hits From The Bong
Gonna get high,
Hits From The Bong
Gonna get high,
Hits From The Bong

Let's smoke that bowl, hit the bong,
And then take that finger off of that hole,
Plug it, unplug it,
Don't straaaain, I love you Mary Jane,
She never complains, when I hit Mary,
With that flame, I light up the cherry,
She's so good to me, when I pack a fresh bowl I clean the screen,
Don't get me stirred up the smoke, through the bub-bling water,
Is Makin' it pure so I got ta', take my hit and hold it,
Just like Chong, I hit the bowl and I reload it,
Get my four-footer and bring it on...
As I take Hits from the bong,

Hits From The Bong
Gonna get high
Hits From The Bong
Gonna get high
Hits From The Bong
Gonna get high
Hits From The Bong
Gonna get high
Hits From The Bong
Gonna get high

Straighten your dick out...
Gonna get high...


Mr. Brownstone
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 10:02 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I can't believe noone posted this yet...and I don't even smoke anymore.

Alright Now!
Won't you listen?

When I first met you, didn't realize,
I can't forget you or your surprise
You introduced me to my mind
And left me (watching/wanting) you and your kind. Oh yeah

I love you. Oh, you know it.

My life was empty, forever on a down,
Until you took me, showed me around
My life is free now, my life is (clear / hemp)
I love you sweet leaf though you can't hear
Oh yeah

Come on now - try it out!

Straight people don't know what you're about,
They put you down and shut you out
You gave to me a new belief,
And soon the world will love you, sweet leaf
Oh yeah baby

Come on now! Oh yeah!
Try me out baby!
Alright! Oh yeah-ah!
I want you part of this sweet leaf!
Oh yeah!
Alright, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh try me out
I love ya sweet leaf, oh





Life's a gas, Life's a gas, Life's a gas, a gas, oh yeah
Life's a gas, Life's a gas, Life's a gas, a gas, oh yeah
So don't be sad 'cause I'll be there
Don't be sad at all
---Joey Ramone.



I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 11:11 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I can't believe noone posted this yet...and I don't even smoke anymore.

um...ok, look... you musta smoked alot when you did smoke, 'cuz you're still stoned....
quote:

...and of course, let's not forget...

Sweet Leaf
by: Black Sabbath




Perhaps you missed this in FN's orignal post


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Rone
posted on 04-21-2001 @ 12:48 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Who's got the herb
311

Who's got the herb
(1,2,3,4)

2 for 1, 5 for 4, half ounces
Quarter pounds, LB's and kilos
What are we looking for?
Sinsemilla
It's are we hoping for
What are we hoping for?
Sinsemilla

Who's got the herb? is what the young boys ask me
Who's got the herb? and then elders tell me
Who's got the herb? is what the young girls ask me
Who's got the herb? not the dread-locks

Skunk, bud, indica
Sativa, my reefer, la arriba
Skunk, bud, indica
Sativa, my reefer, la arriba
When we roll a big one
it feels so right (it feels so right)
When we smoke it in our bong
it feels so nice (it feels so nice)

Who's got the herb? is what the young boys ask me
Who's got the herb? and then the elders tell me
Who's got the herb? is what the young girls ask me
Who's got the herb? in New Orleans

Who's got the herb?
Who's got the herb?
Who's got the herb?
Who's got the herb? What I'm talkin' 'bout
Cramacaca cayaca die shocka fryaca
From a coppa, yes I'm tellin' you
Cramacaca cayaca, die shocka fryaca
From a coppa

Who's got it? Who's got the herb?
Who's got it? Who's got the herb?
311, whoa, whoa, whoa
Who's got the herb?




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Mr. Brownstone
posted on 04-21-2001 @ 7:21 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

um...ok, look... you musta smoked alot when you did smoke, 'cuz you're still stoned....


You have a good point there, ooops.



Life's a gas, Life's a gas, Life's a gas, a gas, oh yeah
Life's a gas, Life's a gas, Life's a gas, a gas, oh yeah
So don't be sad 'cause I'll be there
Don't be sad at all
---Joey Ramone.



I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...



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