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| OPM * chick | posted on 05-08-2001 @ 9:09 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01  | I just had the wost day of my life. I'd tell u about it but it hurts way too much to remember all the shit that went down. :( *sigh* I need some songs to cheer me up dammit. | ||||
| Rone | posted on 05-08-2001 @ 9:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | You might want to sing it note for note Don't worry, be happy. In every life we have some trouble But when you worry you make it double Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, be happy now. Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, be happy. Ain't got no place to lay your head Somebody came and took your bed Don't worry, be happy. The landlord say your rent is late He may have to litigate Don't worry, be happy. (Look at me -- I'm happy.) Don't worry, be happy. (Here I give you my phone number. When you worry, call me,I make you happy.) Don't worry, be happy. Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style Ain't got no gal to make you smile Don't worry, be happy. 'Cause when you worry your face will frown And that will bring everybody down Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, be happy now. Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, don't worry, don't do it. Be happy. Put a smile on your face. Don't bring everybody down. Don't worry. It will soon pass, whatever it is. Don't worry, be happy. I'm not worried, I'm happy...  | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 05-08-2001 @ 9:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | this is more inspirational JEALOUS COWARDS TRY TO CONTROL RISE ABOVE WE'RE GONNA RISE ABOVE THEY DISTORT WHAT WE SAY RISE ABOVE WE'RE GONNA RISE ABOVE TRY AND STOP WHAT WE DO RISE ABOVE WHEN THEY CAN'T DO IT THEMSELVES WE ARE TIRED OF YOUR ABUSE TRY TO STOP US IT'S NO USE SOCIETY'S ARMS OF CONTROL RISE ABOVE WE'RE GONNA RISE ABOVE THINK THEY'RE SMART CAN'T THINK FOR THEMSELVES RISE ABOVE WE'RE GONNA RISE ABOVE LAUGH AT US BEHIND OUR BACKS I FIND SATISFACTION IN WHAT THEY LACK WE ARE TIRED OF YOUR ABUSE TRY TO STOP US IT'S NO USE WE ARE BORN WITH A CHANCE RISE ABOVE WE'RE GONNA RISE ABOVE I AM GONNA HAVE MY CHANCE RISE ABOVE WE'RE GONNA RISE ABOVE WE ARE TIRED OF YOUR ABUSE TRY TO STOP US IT'S NO USE RISE ABOVE RISE ABOVE RISE ABOVE WE'RE GONNA RISE ABOVE WE'RE GONNA RISE ABOVE WE'RE GONNA RISE ABOVE  E-Mail Me IM me at stickysituation2 | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 05-08-2001 @ 9:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | heres a song that always cheers me up: Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, It's devine to own a dick. From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick! So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake. Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy or your cock. You can wrap it up in ribbons, You can slip it in your sock. Don't take it out in public, Or they will put you in the dock ... And you won't come back.  This time I'm 'a stand up and shout I'm 'a do things my way It's my way My way, or the highway This message was edited by Faceman on 5-8-01 @ 9:23 PM | ||||
| OPM * chick | posted on 05-08-2001 @ 11:15 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | Thanks guys, I feel a bit better now... lol yup faceman, songs about shlongs always cheer me up too. I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time: it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time: I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find it so I called up the place where the party was. They hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet (because for some reason I leave it there sometimes) but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called some other people from the party but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed. So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's place where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but, I don't know. Even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. This message was edited by OPM * chick on 5-8-01 @ 11:18 PM | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 05-08-2001 @ 11:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Figures faceman would know a song about penises ahem. E-Mail Me IM me at stickysituation2 | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 05-09-2001 @ 10:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | AM i would know songs about pussies too, but i dont think that they made a song that refers to you yet;) This time I'm 'a stand up and shout I'm 'a do things my way It's my way My way, or the highway | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 05-09-2001 @ 10:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: I'd rather be a pussy rather than a rope swallower:) E-Mail Me IM me at stickysituation2 | ||||
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