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heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 06-16-2001 @ 2:18 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Frank Sinatra

If I Should Lose You


If I should lose you, the stars would fall from the sky
If I should lose you, leaves would wither and die
The birds in May-time - they'd sing a mournful refrain
And I would wander around - hating the sound of rain
With you beside me, the rose would bloom in the snow
With you beside me, no winds of winter would blow
I gave you my love - and I was living a dream
But living would seem - in vain if I
(Hating the rain - if I)
(All is in vain if I)
If I ever lost you

The Lady Is A Tramp


She gets too hungry for dinner at eight
She likes the theater and never comes late
She never bothers with people she'd hate
That's why the lady is a tramp

Doesn't like crap games with barons or earls
Won't go to Harlem in ermine and pearls
Won't dish the dirt with the rest of the girls
That's why the lady is a tramp

She likes the free, fresh wind in her hair
Life without care
She's broke, and it's ok

Hates California, it's cold and it's damp
That's why the lady is a tramp

She gets too hungry to wait for dinner at eight
She loves the theater but never comes late
She'd never bother with people she'd hate
That's why the lady is a tramp

She'll have no crap games with sharpies and frauds
And she won't go to Harlem in Lincolns or Fords
And she won't dish the dirt with the rest of the broads
That's why the lady is a tramp

She'd love the free, fresh wind in her hair
Life without care
She's broke, but it's ok

Hates California, it's so cold and so damp
That's why the lady
That's why the lady
That's why the lady is a tramp.

I Wish I Didn't Love You So


I wish I didn't love you so, my love for you should have faded long ago.
I wish I didn't need your kiss, why must your kiss torture me as long as this.
I might be smiling by now with some new tender friend,
Smiling by now with my heart on the mend,
But when I try, something in my heart says no.
You're still there, I wish I didn't love you so.






How's that working out for you, being clever?

SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 06-16-2001 @ 6:00 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
I Got a Girl

I got a girl who lives with me
I got a girl she smells so sweetly
I got a girl she loves her dog
I got a girl I love her dog too

I got a girl who stares in the mirror
I got a girl who blames it on her period
I got a girl she is so right
I got a girl she's my guiding light

Well I know, I need, I feel we're going higher and higher
Well I know, I need, I feel we're going higher and higher

I got a girl who loves good soul
I got a girl who dances to disco
I got a girl who wears cool shoes
I got a girl who wears them in the nude
I got a girl who speaks her mind
I got a girl who will argue anytime
I got a girl she is so small
I got a girl she'll knock down any wall

Well I know, I need, I feel we're going higher and higher
Well I know, I need, I feel we're going higher and higher

Get a load of this, she's always bitching at me when I'm feeling down
Asking questions with her little frown,
I can't take much more of this, I'm out, out, out
Get a load of this, she's always bitching at me when I'm feeling down
Asking questions with her little frown
I can't take much more ok this, I'm out, out, out.....

I got a girl I love to kiss
I got a girl I never wanna miss
I got a girl she's my best friend
I got a girl that won't even hold my hand
I got a girl that makes me laugh
I got a girl I'll make her laugh too
I got a girl she has girlfriends
I got a girl I like her girlfriends

Well I know, I need, I feel we're going higher and higher
Well I know, I need, I feel we're going higher and higher
Well I know, I need, I feel we're going higher and higher
Well I know, I need, I feel we're going higher and higher

I got a girl
I got a girl
I got a girl
And she's got a GUY




Little Miss Can't Be Wrong

Been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town
Been a whole lot easier without her face around
Nobody upstairs gonna stomp and shout
Nobody at the back door gonna throw my laundry out
She hold the shotgun while you dote-se-doe
She want one man made of Hercules and Cyrano
Been a whole lot easier since the bitch is gone
Little miss, little miss, little miss can't be wrong

Little miss, little miss, little miss can't be wrong
Ain't nobody gonna bow no more when you sound your gong
Little miss, little miss, little miss can't be wrong
Whatcha go'n'do to get into another one of these here rock'n'roll songs?

Other people's thoughts, they ain't your hand-me-downs
Would it be so bad to simply turn around?
You cook so well, so nice and French
You do your brain surgery too, with a monkey wrench

Little miss, little miss, little miss can't be wrong
Ain't nobody gonna bow no more when you sound your gong
Little miss, little miss, little miss can't be wrong
Whatcha go'n'do to get into another one of these here rock'n'roll songs?

I hope them cigarettes gonna make you cough
I hope you hear this song and it pissed you off
I take that back I hope you're doing fine
And if I had a dollar I might give you ninety-nine

Little miss, little miss, little miss can't be wrong
Ain't nobody gonna bow no more when you sound your gong
Little miss, little miss, little miss can't be wrong
Whatcha go'n'do to get into another one of these here rock'n'roll songs?




Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

Write To Me Here

Do I listen to pop music because I'm miserable?
Or am I miserable because I listen to pop music?

It's a friend's responsibility
to fulfill your needs,
not your emptiness

The sugared-plums that
used to dance in my head
are now Equal plums
'cause Mom's on a new diet



SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 06-16-2001 @ 8:26 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00


Be Your Own Girl

I know you're tired of waking up on the floor
Pushed to the edge with nothing heavy to hold
Using your clothes as a blanket and a bed
Holding your hands just to lay your head

I know you don't remember ever falling down
Who picked you up, who gathered around

But you don't have to be his girl
And you don't have to be my girl
You can always be your own girl

With the sound of your feet you follow yourself to sleep
Restless and ageless and looking for something to keep
When you finally fall asleep you're awake in dreams
Hanging by the ankles in a skeleton ravine

I know you've kicked the lights, fell on your shoes
Punched out the colors, leaving you the blues

But you don't have to be his girl
And you don't have to be my girl
You can always be your own girl

There's a soft melody that's ringing in my ears
Simple and slow and it always brings you here
With broken crayons you've scribbled on the wall
Shapes of nothing and shadow box them all

Your fingertips are broke and your knees don't bend
Your imagination took the worst hit and cut it's skin

But you don't have to be his girl
And you don't have to be my girl
You can always be your own girl

There's a soft melody that's ringing in my ears
And it's the same one you could never avoid in yours
And if you lay down you can hear from tongue to tail
About a tattooed rhythm and drumming by a color wheel

Your rung is broken on the bottom of the rope
And you can't tie another, another knot of hope

But you don't have to be his girl
And you don't have to be my girl
You can always be your own girl






Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

Write To Me Here

Do I listen to pop music because I'm miserable?
Or am I miserable because I listen to pop music?

It's a friend's responsibility
to fulfill your needs,
not your emptiness

The sugared-plums that
used to dance in my head
are now Equal plums
'cause Mom's on a new diet





This message was edited by SLASH on 6-16-01 @ 8:35 AM
Canthandlemybooty
posted on 06-16-2001 @ 8:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01

Material Girl

Some boys kiss me
Some boys hug me
I think they're ok
If they don't give me proper credit
I just walk away

They can beg and they can plead
But they can't see the light.. that's right
'Cuz the boy with the cold hard cash
Is always Mister Right

'Cuz we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl

Some boys romance
Some boys slow dance
That's all right with me
If they can't raise my interest then I
Have to let them be

Some boys try and some boys lie but
I don't let them play.. no way
Only boys who save their pennies
Make my rainy day

'Cuz they are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl

Living in a material world.. material
Living in a material world
Living in a material world.. material
Living in a material world

Boys may come and boys may go
And that's all right you see
Experience has made me rich
And now they're after me

'Cuz everybody's living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl

A material, a material, a material, a material world

Living in a material world.. material
Living in a material world
Living in a material world.. material
Living in a material world




:)Balloon Not made my sig pic...thanx :)

I shake my booty at every chance.
When i whip my hips you slip into a trance.

Mr. Brownstone
posted on 06-16-2001 @ 10:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00



Friday night and I need a fight
My motorcycle and a switchblade knife
Handful of grease in my hair feels right
But what I need to make me tight are
Girls, Girls, Girls
Long legs and burgundy lips
Girls, Girls, Girls
Dancin' down on Sunset Strip
Girls, Girls, Girls
Red lips, fingertips
Trick or treat - sweet to eat
On Halloween and New Year's Eve
Yankee girls ya just can't beat
But you're the best when you're off their feet
Girls, Girls, Girls
At the dollhouse in St. Lauderdale
Girls, Girls, Girls
Rocking in Atlanta at Tattletails
Girls, Girls, Girls
Raising Hell at the 7th Veil
Have you read the news
In the Soho Tribune
Ya know she did me
Well then she broke my heart
I'm such a good good boy
I just need a new toy
I tell ya what, girl dance for me
I'll keep you overimployed
Just tell me a story
You know what I mean
Crazy Horse, Paris, France
Forget the names, remember romances
I got the photos, a menage a trois
Must broke those Frenchies laws with those
Girls, Girls, Girls
Body Shop, Marble Arch
Girls, Girls, Girls
Tropicana's where I lost my heart
Girls, Girls, Girls




There is a theory which states that if anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another which staes this has already happened. ---Douglas Adams

Now seeking junior Brownstones to adopt


I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
MamA CaZ
posted on 06-16-2001 @ 10:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
You ask me
How should I be to you ?
You ask me
To tell you what to do
You ask me
How can we make it through ?
You want me
But don't know what to do
And I just want you to
Be true
Just be a woman
Just be a woman
You ask me
How can I make you smile ?
You ask me
How can I make it right ?
But darling
Just take a look inside
The asnwers are within your own mind
And I just want you to be you
Just be a woman
That's all you got to do
Just be a woman
Do what you got to do
Just be a woman
That's all you got to do
Just be a woman
That's all I got to say
Just be a woman
.....Lenny Kravitz

by the way.... i LOVE this thread!!!


Canthandlemybooty
posted on 06-16-2001 @ 11:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
I'm surprised no guys thought of this one...
Girls

Girls - all I really want is girls
And in the morning it's girls
Cause in the evening it's girls


I like the way that they walk
And it's chill to hear them talk
And I can always make them smile
From White Castle to the Nile


Back in the day
There was this girl around the way
She liked by home-piece M.C.A.
He said he would not give her play
I asked him, "Please?" - he said, "You may."
Her pants were tight and that's ok
If she would dance - I would D.J.
We took a walk down to the bay


I hope she'll say, "Hey me and you should hit the hay!"
I asked her out - she said, "No way!"
So I broke North with no delay
I heard she moved real far away
That was two years ago this May
I seen her just the other day
Jockin' Mike D. to my dismay


Girls - to do the dishes
Girls - to clean up my room
Girls - to do the laundry
Girls - and in the bathroom
Girls - that's all I really want is girls
Two at a time - I want girls
With new wave hairdos - I want girls
I ought to whip out my - girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!




:)Balloon Not made my sig pic...thanx :)

I shake my booty at every chance.
When i whip my hips you slip into a trance.

Kim
posted on 06-17-2001 @ 3:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Nelly Furtado
Baby Girl


I've seen a man cry, I've seen a man die inside
I've seen him say to me that he is only mine
That he gotta do what is best for him
Never let me in, not even begin
To tell me I'm the one under his moon and sun
That I am the thing that revolves around him
But while on top of him I know what's best for him
I'll show him how to win and let me in cuz

I don't wanna be your baby girl
I don't wanna be your little pearl
I just wanna be what's best for me
To be one-da-dum with my own star under my own sun

We're all sorry now, I didn't mean to wow
Make you cry like that, it's just a little spat
Still I want you to know, though I love you so
It's mostly me dreaming, forcing, believing
That you're an ideal, hell I never steal
But I stole you from, from another one
So take yourself and wrap around my little finger
Cuz that's how it should swing

I don't wanna be your baby girl
I don't wanna be your little pearl
I just wanna be what's best for me
To be one-da-dum with my own star under my own sun

Why can't he see, why can't he see what's inside of me, yeah... don't you, don't you call me coochie-coo a little girl, now... don't you gaga goo no coochie-coo girl now I'm so much more, can't you see? Can't you see?
Look who's writing now a token of their love
Can't you see love that it's just because
I wanted a cheap way to get inside your head
And not a cheap way to get inside your bed
Oh you're running now, with that silly one
It's all over now, this woman's just begun
Maybe we'll see about the will and the way
Butterflies return some day

I don't wanna be your baby girl
I don't wanna be your little pearl
I just wanna be what's best for me
To be one-da-dum with my own star under my own sun





Guard within yourself that treasure, kindness! ~GS
So what if I'm a good girl? It doesn't mean I can't defend myself!
DevonGetTheTable
posted on 06-17-2001 @ 3:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

I knew it from the start
You would break my heart
But you still I had to play this painful part
You rapped me 'round your itty bitty finger



Kim, what song is this please?



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Ferret
posted on 06-17-2001 @ 5:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
GIRLS JUST FUCKIN RULE!!!!!!

They're kind of like sharks. If they ever knew how much power they had, they'd be unstoppable



Philadelphia, the only place where brotherly love is legal.
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 06-17-2001 @ 6:02 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
I'm surprised no one's picked:

"Girls Just Want to Have Fun"
Performed by: Cyndi Lauper
Written by: Robert Hazard

I come home in the morning light
my mother says when you gonna live your life right
oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones
and girls just want to have fun
oh girls just want to have fun

the phone rings in the middle of the night
my father yells what you gonna do with your life
oh daddy dear you know you're still number one
but girls they want to have fun
oh girls just want to have--

that's all they really want
some fun
when the working day is done
girls-- they want to have fun
oh girls just want to have fun

some boys take a beautiful girl
and hide her away from the rest of the world
I want to be the one to walk in the sun
oh girls they want to have fun
oh girls just want to have

that's all they really want
some fun
when the working day is done
girls--they want to have fun
oh girls just want to have fun,
they want to have fun,
they want to have fun...

--------------

Big girls don't cry
Big girls don't cry

Bi-ig girls do-on't cry-yi-yi (they don't cry)
Bi-ig girls do-on't cry-yi-yi (who said they don't cry?)
(My-y girl) said goodbye-yi-yi (my oh my)
My-y girl didn't cry (I wonder why)

(Silly boy) told my girl we had to break up
(Silly boy) hoped that she would call my bluff
(Silly boy) then she said to my surprise
"Big girls don't cry"

Bi-ig girls do-on't cry-yi-yi (they don't cry)
Bi-ig girls do-on't cry-yi-yi (who said they don't cry?)



(May-y-be) I was cru-u-uel ( I was cruel)
Bay-y-be I'm a fool (I'm such a fool)

(Silly girl) "Shame on you" your mama said
(Silly girl) "you're cryin' in bed"
(Silly girl) "Shame on you, you told me lies"
Big girls do cry

Bi-ig girls do-on't cr-y-y (they don't cry)
Bi-ig girls do-on't cr-y-y (that's just an alibi)
Big girls cry
Big girls cry
Big girls cry
Big girls cry

FADE
Big girls cry



The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be
Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney

This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 6-17-01 @ 6:08 PM
KeeKee
posted on 06-17-2001 @ 8:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Billy Joel - Uptown Girl

Uptown girl
She's been living in her uptown world
I bet she's never had a backstreet guy
I bet her momma never told her why

I'm gonna try for an uptown girl
She's been living in her white bread world
As long as anyone ith hot blood can
And now she's looking for a downtown man
That's what I am

And when she knows what
She wants from her time
And when she wakes up
And makes up her mind

She'll see I'm not so tough
Just because
I'm in love with an uptown girl
You know I've seen her in her uptown world
She's getting tired of her high class toys
And all her presents from her uptown biys
She's got a choice

Uptown girl
You know I can't afford to but her pearls
But maybe someday when my ship comes in
She'll understand what kind of guy I've been
And then I'll win

And when she's walking
She's looking so fine
And when she's talking
She'll say that she's mine

She'll say I'm not so tough
Just because
I'm in love
With an uptown girl
She's been living in her white bread world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a downtown man
That's what I am

Uptown girl
She's my uptown girl
You know I'm in love
With an uptown girl

:)








KeeKee
posted on 06-17-2001 @ 8:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
What a girl wants, what a girl needs,
Whatever makes me happy sets you free.
What a girl wants, what a girl needs,
Whatever keeps me in your arms.
(Yeah, come on)
Oh yeah
I wanna thank you for giving me time to breathe
Like a rock you waited so patiently, while I got
it together
Hmm, while I figured it out
I only looked but I never touched
'Cause in my heart was a picture of us
Holding hands, making plans
And it's lucky for me, you understand
Chorus:
What a girl wants, what a girl needs
Whatever makes me happy sets you free
And I'm thanking you for knowing exactly
What a girl wants, what a girl needs
Whatever keeps me in your arms
And I'm thanking you for being there for me
Ooh yeah
While all the time I was blind I was so confused
ran away just to hide
all from you but baby you knew me better than I
knew my self
If you love something let it go
If it comes back for sure, that's how you know
It's for keeps, yeah, it's for sure
And you're ready and willing to give me more than
Chorus
Oh baby, oh darling
Thank you, thank you, oh yeah
A girl needs somebody sensitive but tough
Somebody there when the going gets rough
Every night, he'll be giving his love
To just one girl, one girl, one
Somebody cool but real tender too
Somebody, baby, just like you
Can keep me hanging around with the one who always
knew
What a girl wants, what a girl needs
Whatever makes me happy sets you free
Ooh I'm thanking you for being there for me
What a girl wants, what a girl needs,
Whatever keeps me in your arms
Whatever keeps me in your arms is what I need, oh
Chorus
What you got is what I need
What you want
What I want, ooh
Oh baby, oh darling
I thank you, thank you for giving me what I need
And for what I want, oh yeah


Kim
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 9:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Devon its Milli Vanilli -- Girl I'm Gonna Miss You




Guard within yourself that treasure, kindness! ~GS
So what if I'm a good girl? It doesn't mean I can't defend myself!
DevonGetTheTable
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 4:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Devon its Milli Vanilli -- Girl I'm Gonna Miss You



Thank you Kim!



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