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SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 2:08 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00


A Day in the Life

I read the news today oh boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph.
He blew his mind out in a car
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen his face before
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords.

I saw a film today oh boy
The English Army had just won the war
A crowd of people turned away
but I just had to look
Having read the book.
I'd love to turn you on

Woke up, fell out of bed,
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,
And looking up I noticed I was late.
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke,
Somebody spoke and I went into a dream

I read the news today oh boy
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
I'd love to turn you on





Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

Write To Me Here







Kim
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 4:06 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Mean Mr. Mustard

Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man

His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops, she's a go-getter
Takes him out to look at the queen
Only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a dirty old man
Dirty old man






Guard within yourself that treasure, kindness! ~GS
So what if I'm a good girl? It doesn't mean I can't defend myself!
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 4:09 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Damn slash talk about a misleading thread title.



Resident Board Socialist

Email me here

IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag


I have brought the 3 i's of SamH and ass-fucker into the International

It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees-Emiliano Zapata
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 4:33 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
adolescentmasturbator, I don't know what you are talkin' about. Are you on "the pot"?


Across The Universe

Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup,
They slither while they pass, they slip away across the universe
Pools of sorrow, waves of joy are drifting through my open mind,
Possessing and caressing me.
Jai guru deva om
Nothing's gonna change my world,
Nothing's gonna change my world.

Images of broken light which dance before me like a million eyes,
That call me on and on across the universe,
Thoughts meander like a restless wind inside a letter box they
Tumble blindly as they make their way
Across the universe
Jai guru deva om
Nothing's gonna change my world,
Nothing's gonna change my world.

Sounds of laughter shades of earth are ringing
Through my open views inviting and inciting me
Limitless undying love which shines around me like a
million suns, it calls me on and on
Across the universe
Jai guru deva om
Nothing's gonna change my world,
Nothing's gonna change my world.





Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

Write To Me Here







adolescentmasturbator
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 4:43 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Yeah Just Jon's stuff. That stuff is goooooood.



Resident Board Socialist

Email me here

IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag


I have brought the 3 i's of SamH and ass-fucker into the International

It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees-Emiliano Zapata
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 5:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
That's kewl, for a nominal fee Just Jon hooks ya up with some quality marijauna? He hasn't offered me any yet, I wonder why...


Glass Onion

I told you about strawberry fields
You know the place where nothing is real
Well here's another place you can go
Where everything flows.
Looking through the bent backed tulips
To see how the other half live
Looking through a glass onion.
I told you about the walrus and me-man
You know that we're as close as can be-man
Well here's another clue for you all
The walrus was Paul.
Standing on the cast iron shore-yeah
Lady Madonna trying to make ends meet-yeah
Looking through a glass onion.

I told you about the fool on the hill
I tell you man he living there still
Well here's another place you can be
Listen to me.
Fixing a hole in the ocean
Trying to make a dove-tail joint-yeah
Looking through a glass onion.






Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

Write To Me Here









This message was edited by SLASH on 6-21-01 @ 5:13 PM
Jennitalia
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 7:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Yeah Just Jon's stuff. That stuff is goooooood.



Nevermind, too easy.

What makes you think Jon is the keeper of good stuff?




Kim
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 9:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Fixing a Hole

I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in
And stops my mind from wandering
Where will it go
I'm filling the cracks that ran through the door
And kept my mind from wandering
Where will it go
And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong
I'm right
Where I belong I'm right
Where I belong.
See the people standing there who disagree and never win
And wonder why they don't get in my door.
I'm painting my room in the colourful way
And when my mind is wandering
There I will go.
And it really doesn't matter if
I'm wrong I'm right
Where I belong I'm right
Where I belong.
Silly people run around they worry me
And never ask me why they don't get past my door.
I'm taking the time for a number of things
That weren't important yesterday
And I still go.
I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in
And stops my mind from wandering
Where it will go.






Guard within yourself that treasure, kindness! ~GS
So what if I'm a good girl? It doesn't mean I can't defend myself!
GonzoStyle
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 10:42 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
awww my slashy poo posted my favorite beatles song for his sick love. Well here's my second favorite the song that started what became Sgt Peppers, but ended up on magical mystery tour.

Strawberry Fields Forever

Let me take you down, 'cos I'm going to Strawberry Fields.
Nothing is real and nothing to get hungabout.
Strawberry Fields forever.

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see.
It's getting hard to be someone but it all works out, it doesn't matter much to me.
Let me take you down, 'cos I'm going to Strawberry Fields.
Nothing is real and nothing to get hungabout.
Strawberry Fields forever.

No one I think is in my tree, I mean it must be high or low.
That is you can't you know tune in but it's all right, that is I think it's not too bad.
Let me take you down, 'cos I'm going to Strawberry Fields.
Nothing is real and nothing to get hungabout.
Strawberry Fields forever.

Always, no sometimes, think it's me, but you know I know when it's a dream.
I think I know I mean a 'Yes' but it's all wrong, that is I think I disagree.
Let me take you down, 'cos I'm going to Strawberry Fields.
Nothing is real and nothing to get hungabout.
Strawberry Fields forever.
Strawberry Fields forever.



So spake the Cherub; and his grave rebuke,
Severe in youthful beauty, added grace Invincible:
Abashed the Devil stood, And felt how awful goodness is,
and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely; saw,
and pined His loss; but chiefly to find here observed
His lustre visibly impaired; yet seemed Undaunted

She-Mail Me Here

SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 11:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
B====D

Yesterday

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Suddenly, I'm not half to man I used to be,
There's a shadow hanging over me.
Oh, yesterday came suddenly.

Why she had to go I don't know she woldn't say.
I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday.

Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play.
Now I need a place to hide away.
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm.






Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

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CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
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I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 11:26 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
In My Life

There are places I remember
All my life though some have changed
Some forever not for better
Some have gone and some remain
All these places have their moments
With lovers and friends I still can recall
Some are dead and some are living
In my life I've loved them all

But of all these friends and lovers
There is no one compares with you
And these memories lose their meaning
When I think of love as something new
Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them
In my life I love you more

Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them
In my life I love you more

In my life I love you more


Here's a toast, to all those who hear me all too well
Here's to the nights we felt alive
Here's to the tears you knew you'd cry
Here's to goodbye, tomorrow is gonna come too soon...

My adopted mini-critic is Stefanie
Anyone wanting to be adopted can IM me at Jemo123

10 weeks and counting
GonzoStyle
posted on 06-22-2001 @ 12:46 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
8=======D~~~~~
for slashy

All You Need Is Love
Lennon/McCartney

Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.

There’s nothing you can do that can’t be done.
Nothing you can sing that can’t be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It’s easy.

There’s nothing you can make that can’t be made.
No one you can save that can’t be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be in time
It’s easy.

All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.

All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.

There’s nothing you can know that isn’t known.
Nothing you can see that isn’t shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn’t where you’re meant to be.
It’s easy.

All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
All you need is love (all together now)
All you need is love (everybody)
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.




So spake the Cherub; and his grave rebuke,
Severe in youthful beauty, added grace Invincible:
Abashed the Devil stood, And felt how awful goodness is,
and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely; saw,
and pined His loss; but chiefly to find here observed
His lustre visibly impaired; yet seemed Undaunted

She-Mail Me Here

crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 06-22-2001 @ 5:00 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
awww, whaddaya know, that's my favourite beatles song too. i wuv you gonzy wonzy :)



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) and if you need adoption, i'm an available foster mummy
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 06-22-2001 @ 12:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Back off, this was for me.... hehe

quote:

Gonzostyle said this to get me wet:

8=======D~~~~~
for slashy


Hey Jude

Hey Jude, don't make it bad.
Take a sad song and make it better.
Remember to let her into your heart,
Then you can start to make it better.

Hey Jude, don't be afraid.
You were made to go out and get her.
The minute you let her under your skin,
Then you begin to make it better.

And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude, refrain,
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders.
For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Hey Jude, don't let me down.
You have found her, now go and get her.
Remember to let her into your heart,
Then you can start to make it better.

So let it out and let it in, hey Jude, begin,
You're waiting for someone to perform with.
And don't you know that it's just you, hey Jude, you'll do,
The movement you need is on your shoulder.

Hey Jude, don't make it bad.
Take a sad song and make it better.
Remember to let her under your skin,
Then you'll begin to make it
Better better better better better better, oh.

Na na na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, hey Jude...









Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

Write To Me Here









This message was edited by SLASH on 6-22-01 @ 12:43 PM
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 06-22-2001 @ 1:03 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
calm down slash, i know it was for you, hence the "for slashy" after it. i'm not here to get between you two, i'll just stand off to the side and watch, ok? how's that ;)



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) and if you need adoption, i'm an available foster mummy
SweetAngel
posted on 06-22-2001 @ 4:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Not the Beatles, but at least John Lennon:

Oh My Love

Oh my love, for the first time in my life
My eyes are wide open.
Oh my love, for the first time in my life
My eyes can see.
I see the wind, I see the trees,
Everything is clear in my heart.
I see the clouds, I see the sky,
Everything is clear in owe world.
Oh my love, for the first time in my life
My mind is wide open.
Oh my love, for the first time in my life
My mind can feel.
I feel sorrow, I feel dreams,
Everything is clear in my heart.
I feel life, I feel love,
Everything is clear in owe world.



Proud graduate of the Brokenjaw school for newbies



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