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WoWGirl
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 3:08 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 01
Hello everyone I am new to the board and I was wondering if any females would like to be a lesbian for a day. I have been on the show before as a lesbian for a day. I kinda want to explore it a little more.

I am blonde 5'9" 130lbs 34c



Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 3:13 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
I'm a lesbian!

Pick me!

Pick me!!!!!

Pretty please!!!!!!!!!

ThatTerribleAwfulNegro
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 3:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Why Hello!

Well...YES- I would LOVE to be a Lesbian 4 a day with You!

Now, Mind You, I'm not EXACTLY Female, per se!

But don't let THAT little ol fact hinder You- I have a
great wealth of first-hand experience with lesbians from
which to draw upon...
So, I, A Terrible Awful Negro, can be here at service!




quote:

I laughed so hard I raped a child. - Mr. AIDS
ThatTerribleAwfulNegro
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 3:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:


I'm a lesbian!

Pick me!

Pick me!!!!!

Pretty please!!!!!!!!!




Damn Munch!

You juuuuuust beat me to it!


quote:

I laughed so hard I raped a child. - Mr. AIDS
DR. Buster Hymen
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 3:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
WOW Girl,
Nice to meet you. I think it would REALLY help if you were to post a WOW pic(or pics) here first. (At least it would help me!!!)

;) ;) ;) ;)

Hey Ladies, can't we help this new member out!!!
(PLEASE!!!!)



DR. Buster Hymen
"Spread Your Legs & Say Aahhh"
Buster_Hymen@opieanthony.com
FN Moron
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I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 3:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
No No No... Pick me, pick me....

to view my photo albums, click my sig pic

Professional Slacker
I should get paid for this crap...
TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 3:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Amazing how Buttmunch forgets about the "Hello, New Poster" text when the newbie's a chick.

ROFLFUBUTTMUNCH =)


Raven
Portugal
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 3:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Hello everyone I am new to the board and I was wondering if any females would like to be a lesbian for a day. I have been on the show before as a lesbian for a day. I kinda want to explore it a little more.


I know Froy hated when FB used to use this place for his "get me some" place -- wonder how he feels about this kind of date'n, I'm sure this is what he had in mind when they created OA.com --- :)



if need E-Mail Me
I have always been on the outside looking in and I have always prevailed. I will wage a war that will leave men broken and battered. Many perceive me as having no hope my victory will be an upset. But hope and perception have never ruled my life.
Quote the Raven, nevermore."

This message was edited by Raven on 8-25-01 @ 3:39 PM
WoWGirl
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 3:37 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 01
I am working on the wow pic
I am getting some help from the people at foundry to help me post it..

Sorry for the delay


Raven
Portugal
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 3:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Just make sure the WOW post goes in the WOW SECTION of the board



if need E-Mail Me
I have always been on the outside looking in and I have always prevailed. I will wage a war that will leave men broken and battered. Many perceive me as having no hope my victory will be an upset. But hope and perception have never ruled my life.
Quote the Raven, nevermore."
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 3:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I am blonde 5'9" 130lbs 34c



Well, with those vitals at least we know she's not Stalker Patty :)


When did OA.com turn into the Village Voice Personals? LOL :)


why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not?
why's it so hard to tell you what I want?
why can't you just read my mind?





WoWGirl
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 3:52 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 01
Sorry everyone I didn't mean it to be a problem..
I didn't know all the rules and didn't wan to cause any problems..

Sorry

ThatTerribleAwfulNegro
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 4:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I know Froy hated when FB used to use this place for his "get me some" place -- wonder how he feels about this kind of date'n, I'm sure this is what he had in mind when they created OA.com ---




Relaxe Dude- NONE of the response posts you saw were by ANYONE who was trying to use
the board as a dating service and YOU KNOW THAT! What makes me sick is that people
can't knowingly and tongue-in-cheek have some fun w/o people bringing up baggage from
the past that has long since been settled. plus all the people who tried that type stuff
were exorcised from the board a long time ago- and You Know that too!


quote:

Sorry everyone I didn't mean it to be a problem..
I didn't know all the rules and didn't wan to cause any problems..

Sorry




No need to apologize wowgirl- some dudes apparently just have their panties in a wad-is all.


sheeeesh.



quote:

I laughed so hard I raped a child. - Mr. AIDS
drkn2forget
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 4:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Gooch ....Good Point


The Whole F'n Show

Raven
Portugal
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 4:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
WoWGIRL:
quote:

Sorry everyone I didn't mean it to be a problem..
I didn't know all the rules and didn't wan to cause any problems..

Sorry


no need for sorry -- it is a thing called SCARSAM -- you need to get used to it if you are gonna make it here -- :) (note smiles mean joke --ok)

As for MR T -- I know your game --- nothing is burried/settled here on the board (just stored away until need for a reminder) :
quote:

What makes me sick is that people
can't knowingly and tongue-in-cheek have some fun w/o people bringing up baggage from
the past that has long since been settled. plus all the people who tried that type stuff
were exorcised from the board a long time ago- and You Know that too!



shouldn't you go put your hands where they are not wanted or ask someone to dance in your apt and offer to pay them $500.00???? the Blatant use of this board for anyones personal use is over -- and when you become a MOD here you can chose when and where to tell people how or what to do, NOT A DAY BEFORE.





if need E-Mail Me
I have always been on the outside looking in and I have always prevailed. I will wage a war that will leave men broken and battered. Many perceive me as having no hope my victory will be an upset. But hope and perception have never ruled my life.
Quote the Raven, nevermore."

This message was edited by Raven on 8-25-01 @ 4:26 PM
Raven
Portugal
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 4:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
WoWGIRL -- sorry for trash'n the thread -- but my advise 4 you would to keep post'n on the board, visit "Chat"[cheap plug for FM Jeff] and come out and meet the other ladies of the board at the next offical or un-offical board party/thing.
Have fun here and if you need any information ask one of the MODs who have the bounce'n names, we are here to help.



if need E-Mail Me
I have always been on the outside looking in and I have always prevailed. I will wage a war that will leave men broken and battered. Many perceive me as having no hope my victory will be an upset. But hope and perception have never ruled my life.
Quote the Raven, nevermore."
SeeYouNextTuesday
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 5:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

no need for sorry -- it is a thing called SCARSAM -- you need to get used to it if you are gonna make it here


What is this scarsam you speak of? Is it related to balsam?





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"I know I'm homophobic, but not about gay guys; they don't bother me at all. It's straight guys who don't know they're gay; they fuck my shit right up." -- King Missile - Gay, not gay

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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 5:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Is it related to balsam?



Balsamic vinegar?!


why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not?
why's it so hard to tell you what I want?
why can't you just read my mind?





Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 5:32 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
I'm all for lesbian for a day... in fact, i even had my own "warm up" session this morn with a new girlie friend of mine =)

I love life =)

You can count me in if you want... I dunno the "rules" or anything


Hokey Pokey In The Butt

WOWing Gets You Things...
JJ
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 5:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
But she can also ask one of the OA adopters if she needs help....or one of the many veterans on the board. welcome to the board Wow Girl have fun. :):)


We're all just monkeys!!



Talk to fellow O&A.com members in Foundry Chat


Nana's Precious
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 5:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Amazing how Buttmunch forgets about the "Hello, New Poster" text when the newbie's a chick.


Now that is fucking funny!!!!!!!!
By the way, welcome to WoWgirl and did the boys post any pics of you on the site when you were in?



"what, I thought we were all just having fun..."

guardian of f_tarded
ThatTerribleAwfulNegro
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 6:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

shouldn't you go put your hands where they are not wanted or ask someone to dance in your apt and offer to pay them $500.00???? the Blatant use of this board for anyones personal use is over -- and when you become a MOD here you can chose when and where to tell people how or what to do, NOT A DAY BEFORE.




???????
You Fucking Tool- what subterranean rock of board gossip have I tripped over now
wtf are you talking about????- before You ever put my name in anything
You BETTER DAMN WELL SURE you have your facts straight!!!!!
$500 - OMG- You Tooooooollll!!!!! I might pay 5 bucks to see you
get anally raped by your mom but You fucking ASSHOLE- I wouldn't
pay shit for anything else especially not for a dance
or anything else your sick fucking mind would think of!

and touch someone??????
listen, Raven, This is for You..FUCK YOU!!!
Don't You DARE even think to accuse me of any such heinous act! (This ain't BalloonNot)
I've only been to 3 board official or unofficial functions in my life!
and I DON'T get into any drama!

so, GET YOUR NEGROES STRAIGHT!!

Dick!

Take your pent-up drama somewhere else!



quote:

I laughed so hard I raped a child. - Mr. AIDS
Raven
Portugal
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 6:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
HAHAHAHAHAHA -- you are funny my man -- how quickly some forget --- un say a night started at WWF NY and ended atScruffy McDuffy's -- I and others watched you and saw what you were try'n -- then I also herd from the person who was offered and they have never lied to me before .... so back pedel all you want, but why were you gone from OA.com for so long? Hoped noone would remember ...BUZZED WRONG -- i have a long memory and takes people long time to regain my trust and respect -- so now go back to your post'n but know that I know ....

Nuff Said
(and if you want back up i'll get it later when those who know the story are on)
quote:

GET YOUR NEGROES STRAIGHT

I do and if ya think I don't go ask them -- hmm do you even know who they would be??? I do



if need E-Mail Me
I have always been on the outside looking in and I have always prevailed. I will wage a war that will leave men broken and battered. Many perceive me as having no hope my victory will be an upset. But hope and perception have never ruled my life.
Quote the Raven, nevermore."



This message was edited by Raven on 8-25-01 @ 6:27 PM
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 6:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01

Just in case you get hungry.... :)




why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not?
why's it so hard to tell you what I want?
why can't you just read my mind?





NJ Panther
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 6:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I was wondering if any females would like to be a lesbian for a day. I kinda want to explore it a little more.I am blonde 5'9" 130lbs 34c



NJStrawberry.....comment?

Oh...and welcome to the board.....




Uhhhhh...Buttplug?

This message was edited by NJ Panther on 8-25-01 @ 6:58 PM


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