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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE. | posted on 02-21-2002 @ 10:08 PM |    |
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Registered: Dec. 01
 | I got this list in an email for about the 100th time. It's cool everytime though. I've decided to post it here in FC, because I know that most people here are from NY (plus a couple other farmers from some other towns). Therefore, there will be lots of shithead comments and shots and what-not exchanged. So I figured I'd just save a mod the trouble of moving it here.
I'm from Philly and most ya'll are from NY. We hate you and you hate us. Nevertheless, I'm here and I'm to be dealt with as well as the other folks on this board from the best city in the world: Philly. So (with all due respect to Irishcros who started this shout-out nonsense) "check in" here Philadelphians. Add to this list or amend it. And as for you New Yorkers and farmers, feel free to join in and hit us with your best shot. We can take it. But you might find out that we are very much alike. That's probably why we hate each other so much. Oh and I got three words for Bar 9....Nick's Roast Fucking Beef.
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Top 20 Signs That Show You Are From Philadelphia
20. You hate the Dallas Cowboys
19. You realize your favorite dessert is "wooder ice" (that would be "water ice" for those who don't know) (it comes in churry, strawburry
and other assawred flaverz).
18. You know how to spell Schuykill.
17. You pronounce ACME as "ACK - A - ME".
16. You find yourself using "Yo" and "Youse guys" when talking long
distance to your family members.
15. You think $2,500 a year for car insurance on a 1987 Toyota Corrolla
is a bargain.
14. You find yourself at a nice restaurant thinking, "I wonder if they
have cheese steaks?"
13. You can sleep soundly through gunfire and ambulance sirens.
12. You visit New York City and are impressed by how clean it is.
11. You can't eat french fries without Cheez Whiz.
10. You don't think Wawa sounds funny.
9. You snub a cheese steak that isn't on an Amoroso roll.
8. Your parents, brothers, sisters, aunts and uncles live on the same
block.
7. You know who Jim O'Brien is and how he died.
6. You can't imagine breakfast without scrapple.
5. You're still not sure about Jerry Penacolli.
4. A vacation down the Jersey shore (pronounced "downashoore") is better
than going to an island (there's more stuff to do, plus you know everybody).
3. You know where to find the Rocky statue.
2. You know only tourists go to Geno's, Pat's and Jim's for authentic
cheese steaks. You only go if you're drunk and it's 3:00 a.m.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM PHILLY
You buy a soft pretzel at a traffic light without wondering where the
guy goes to wash his hands and you don't care!!
Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
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YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY | posted on 02-21-2002 @ 10:27 PM | |
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Oh and I got three words for Bar 9....Nick's Roast Fucking Beef.
That's four words.
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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE. | posted on 02-21-2002 @ 10:29 PM | |
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That's four words.
I got two words for you: Dennis Fucking Leary.
Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
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YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY | posted on 02-21-2002 @ 10:43 PM | |
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I got two words for you: Dennis Fucking Leary.
aaahhh.....I see.
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Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 02-21-2002 @ 10:54 PM | |
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Registered: Nov. 00
| But wait, umm ahh, first you said i have 3 words and you said 4, then you said i have 2 words and you said 3, ohh i get it, people from Philly aint funny.
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...And now the battle between us and them has begun.
JYD-4-LIFE.
| posted on 02-21-2002 @ 10:58 PM | |
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Registered: May. 00
| We got 2 words for ya...SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!
Sometimes we can choose the path we follow.
Sometimes our choices are made for us.
And sometimes we have no choice at all.
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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE. | posted on 02-21-2002 @ 10:58 PM | |
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So he sez: But wait, umm ahh, first you said i have 3 words and you said 4, then you said i have 2 words and you said 3, ohh i get it, people from Philly aint funny.
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But I had sez: But you might find out that we are very much alike.
See I told ya....
Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE. | posted on 02-21-2002 @ 11:00 PM | |
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Registered: Dec. 01
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We got 2 words for ya...SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!
You suck it. You tvat.
Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
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Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
| posted on 02-21-2002 @ 11:01 PM | |
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Registered: Feb. 01
| We have a philly now? Shit, I musta missed the memo...
Meh, as bad as Philly is, its still better then Canada.
Have a question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry? AIM | E-mail
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...And now the battle between us and them has begun.
JYD-4-LIFE.
| posted on 02-21-2002 @ 11:13 PM | |
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Registered: May. 00
| Motownphilly's back again
Doin' a little east coast swing
Boyz II Men going off
Not too hard, not too soft
It's long overdue but now
Philly is slammin'
Boyz II Men, ABC, BBD
The east coast family
Never skipped a beat, nah
While cooling on South street
Jet black Benz, plenty of friends
And all the Philly steaks you could eat
Back in school we used to dream about this everyday
Could it really happen? All those dreams to fade away
Then we started singing and
They said it sounded smooth
So we started a group and here we are
Kickin' it just for you
REPEAT CHORUS.
The spotlight is on us now
Watch us do this
Da da, daaa da da, da da da da da da
Live and direct from Philly town
Rap and hype and we can get down
We are ready to roll
So now the world will know that we were
Back in school we used to dream about this everyday
Could it really happen? All those dreams to fade away
Then we started singing and
They said it sounded smooth
So we started a group and here we are
Kickin' it just for you
REPEAT CHORUS.
Doom doom doom da da, doom doom doom da da
Da di da di da da, da da, daa daa daa
Doom doom doom da da, doom doom doom da da
Da di da di da da, da da, daa daa daa
REPEAT CHORUS.
Sometimes we can choose the path we follow.
Sometimes our choices are made for us.
And sometimes we have no choice at all.
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Cluster F
| posted on 02-21-2002 @ 11:15 PM | |
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Registered: Oct. 00
| Canada represents shit...Philly represents the toilet paper that Canada would use if it ever had the brains to wipe off that shit. Philly fans can kiss my ass, although id rather live in Philly than in Atlanta. So that says something about how i feel about Atlanta.
AIM: GMoneyBagz
Crack Committee - 2002 Objectives Are Coming
Go Knicks, Giants, Rangers, and Rutgers Men's Basketball (clinched NIT bid already, now shooting for NCAA bid)
Long Live Psycho Bitch |
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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE. | posted on 02-21-2002 @ 11:19 PM | |
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Registered: Dec. 01
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Philly fans can kiss my ass, although id rather live in Philly than in Atlanta.
I'd rather you didn't.
Nice little tune Face. See, now you're inm the spirit of things. See what I did for you? Here's one for you.
Well things were spinnin' round me
And all my thoughts were cloudy
And I had begun to doubt all the things that were me
Been in so many places
You know I've run so many races
And looked into the empty faces of the people of the night
And something is just not right cause I know
CHORUS:
That I gotta get out of here
I'm so alone
Don't you know that I gotta get out of here
Cause New York's not my home
Though all the streets are crowded
There's something strange about it
Lived there 'bout a year and I never once felt at home
I though I'd make the big time
I learned a lot of lessons awful quick
And now I'm tellin' you
That they were not the nice kind
And it's been so long since I have felt fine that's the reason
(Repeat Chorus)
Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
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Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
| posted on 02-21-2002 @ 11:25 PM | |
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Canada represents shit...Philly represents the toilet paper that Canada would use if it ever had the brains to wipe off that shit. Philly fans can kiss my ass, although id rather live in Philly than in Atlanta. So that says something about how i feel about Atlanta.
So uh...whats your point? :)
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...And now the battle between us and them has begun.
JYD-4-LIFE.
| posted on 02-21-2002 @ 11:31 PM | |
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Registered: May. 00
| I think cluster's sucking that glass dick again
Sometimes we can choose the path we follow.
Sometimes our choices are made for us.
And sometimes we have no choice at all.
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crx girl
Newbie!
vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
| posted on 02-22-2002 @ 4:09 AM | |
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Registered: Oct. 00
| i'm gonna talk some silly here. but, if i had to take a wild stab in the dark, i'd say that the state with the most regulars on this board is new jersey. and who the fuck cares where you're from or where you live anyway? i guess i just don't get it :p
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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE. | posted on 02-22-2002 @ 11:55 PM | |
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who the fuck cares where you're from or where you live anyway?
Nobody I guess. The point of this thread is to perhaps draw out any of my fellow Philadelphians and give them a voice and identity on this board. Noone from Philly seems to give a shit so this thread may now die (again). Disapponting but oh well. This thread was not meant to create an "us vs. them" mentality. It was simply a chance for people to...aww fuck it. Forget it. New Jersey is great! Whoppie!!! Hey, I'll see you at bar 9. Well talk about that thing and we'll do this, that and the other thing. Pretty interesting, no?
Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
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crx girl
Newbie!
vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
| posted on 02-23-2002 @ 4:55 AM | |
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Registered: Oct. 00
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This thread was not meant to create an "us vs. them" mentality
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I've decided to post it here in FC, because I know that most people here are from NY. Therefore, there will be lots of shithead comments and shots and what-not exchanged. ...I'm from Philly and most ya'll are from NY. We hate you and you hate us
:rolleyes:
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
This message was edited by crx girl on 2-23-02 @ 5:00 AM |
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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE. | posted on 02-23-2002 @ 10:30 AM | |
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Registered: Dec. 01
| Don't try to confuse the issue with truths, crx. I'd rather be told to go f myself.
Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
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barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 02-23-2002 @ 10:45 AM | |
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Registered: Jul. 00
| 7. Parachute failed?
Long Live the "Syndication Underground" |
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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE. | posted on 02-23-2002 @ 10:48 AM | |
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Registered: Dec. 01
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7. Parachute failed?
Yup. Another case of "sucks to be you". Penacoli is the funniest, though. He was an ancor on the news. He went to the emergency room with a "slight" problem. He couldn't get the gerbil out of his ass, no bullshit.
Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
This message was edited by diceisgod on 2-23-02 @ 10:52 AM |
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GonzoStyle
| posted on 02-23-2002 @ 12:39 PM | |
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
| As far as philly I got two words for you.
Joe Frazier.
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