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Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 04-24-2002 @ 6:24 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Bang Bang Bang!!!





"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
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I AM THE KILLER
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I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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posted on 04-24-2002 @ 6:39 PM      
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HOT SOUP! HOT SOUP! HOT SOUP!
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 04-24-2002 @ 6:51 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
BANG BANG BANG!!!!!11
"She Bangs"

Talk to me, tell me your name
You blow me off like it's all the same
You lit a fuse, and now I'm ticking away
Like a bomb... yeah baby

Talk to me, tell me your sign
You're switchin' sides like a Gemini
You're playing games
And now you're hittin' my heart
Like a drum... yeah baby

Well if Lady Luck
Gets on my side
We're gonna rock this town alive
I'll let her rough me up
'Til she knocks me out
'Cause she walks like she talks
And she talks like she walks

[Chorus:]
She bangs, she bangs
Oh baby when she moves, she moves
I go crazy 'cause she
Looks like a flower
But she stings like a bee
Like every girl in history

She bangs, she bangs
I'm wasted by the way she moves
No one ever lokked so fine
She reminds me
That a woman's got one thing on her mind

Talk to me, tell me the news
You'll wear me out like a pair of shoes
We'll dance all night until the band goes home
Then you're gone... yeah baby

Well, if it looks like love
Should be a crime
They better lock me up for live
I'll do the time
With a smile on my face
Thinkin' of her in her
Leather and lace

[REPEAT CHORUS]

Man, if Lady Luck
Gets on my side
We're gonna rock this town alive
I'll let her rough me up
'Till she knocks me out
'Cause she walks like she talks
And she talks like she walks

[REPEAT CHORUS]




LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

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Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 04-24-2002 @ 7:02 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Bang-Bang

Bang bang you shot me down
Bang bang I hit the ground
Bang bang that awful sound
Bang bang my baby shot me down

I was five and you were six
We rode on horses made of sticks I wore black you wore white
You would always win the fight

Bang bang you shot me down
Bang bang I hit the ground
Bang bang that awful sound
Bang bang my baby shot me down

Seasons came and changed the time I grew up I called you mine
You would always laugh and say
Remember when we used to play

Bang bang you shot me down
Bang bang I hit the ground
Bang bang that awful sound
Bang bang my baby shot me down

Music played and people sang
Just for me the church bells rang
After echoes from a gun
We both vowed that we'd be one

Now you're gone I don't know why
Sometimes I cry
You didn't say goodbye
You didn't take the time to lie

Bang bang you shot me down
Bang bang I hit the ground
Bang bang that awful sound
Bang bang my baby shot me down




"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
JimboSHU
my status is extremely accurate.
posted on 04-24-2002 @ 7:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

Bang on the Drum All Day

I don't want to work
I want to bang on the drum all day
I don't want to play
I just want to bang on the drum all day

Ever since I was a tiny boy
I don't want no candy
I don't need no toy
I took a stick and an old coffee can
I bang on that thing 'til I got
Blisters on my hand because

When I get older they think I'm a fool
The teacher told me I should stay after school
She caught me pounding on the desk with my hands
But my licks was so hot
I made the teacher wanna dance
And that's why

Listen to this
Every day when I get home from work
I feel so frustrated
The boss is a jerk
And I get my sticks and go out to the shed
And I pound on that drum like it was the boss's head
Because

I can bang that drum
Hey, you wanna take a bang at it?
I can do this all day



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Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 04-24-2002 @ 7:37 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
You did not just quote Ricky Martin.


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Over The Limit
Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 04-24-2002 @ 8:27 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

You did not just quote Ricky Martin.


look wjo's quick to judge! why do you even know it's ricky martin? i was sooooo begining to think you weren't a fag, you just ruined it!! hehe



:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

LETS GO METS, 2002!!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 04-24-2002 @ 8:59 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01








Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!
posted on 04-24-2002 @ 9:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Remember, when you see a flash duck and cover.


The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 04-24-2002 @ 9:55 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
HEY YOU... yes, YOU! Wanna see a real BIG Bang? Then click here!!11!! :-D



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...


This message was edited by The Brain on 4-24-02 @ 9:58 PM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 04-24-2002 @ 10:00 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01






Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 04-24-2002 @ 10:24 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
Boomerang Bang

I'll shake it baby, I'll break it baby
I'll stoke it baby, I'll choke it baby
I'll slam it baby, wham bam it baby
God damn it, but I won't be your boomerang bang

I'll snap it baby, I'll trap it baby
I'll scorch it baby, I'll torch it baby
I'll fake it baby, earthquake it baby
Shut up and take it, but I won't be your boomerang bang

Boomerang bang
Your boomerang bang
I've got my hands and my face and my knees on the floor
This is reality baby, and nothing more

I'll grab it baby, I'll stab it baby
I'll pump it baby, I'll dump it baby
I'll stone it baby, handbone it baby
Lease, rent and own it, but I won't be your boomerang bang

Boomerang bang
Your boomerang bang
I've got my hands and my face and my knees on the floor
This is reality baby, and nothing more
Nothing more

Boomerang bang
Your boomerang bang
I've got my hands and my face and my knees on the floor
This is reality baby, and nothing more

Boomerang bang
Your boomerang bang
I've got my hands and my face and my knees on the floor
This is reality baby, and nothing more

reality baby, and nothing more

Boomerang bang
Boomerang bang
Boomerang bang




Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 04-24-2002 @ 11:09 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

look wjo's quick to judge! why do you even know it's ricky martin? i was sooooo begining to think you weren't a fag, you just ruined it!!

It was because my ex-girlfriend really liked that…. Ah fuck it why even bother explaining it, I will just dig myself deeper.


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Over The Limit
Squidward
posted on 04-24-2002 @ 11:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Bang Bang
Whats that sound
I gave you my love
And then you shot me down
Bang Bang
You're so cool
Playin these games
Someday you're gonna lose

(I forget the rest of the lyrics, I suck :confused:)

RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 04-25-2002 @ 1:55 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Lets Go Bang - Jennifer Love Hewitt

Unspoken words
You know just what to do
The rhythm moves like
Second nature to you
So primitive, it fits you like a glove
Instinctive as to making love
Let's go

Before the groove hits
The move you want it to
And Uncle Funk wants
It over tonight
So, just dance along to
Wherever they take you tonight
You just bang it all up and out
Bang it all on time...

Let the beat, let the beat be your lover
Free your mind, let the beat take you over
Throw all inhibitions up into the wind

Let's go bang... I wanna go bang
Let's go bang... I wanna go bang
Let's go bang... I wanna go bang
I wanna...

Well, if you move to the groove
The way I do
There's nothing else in the world
That compares
And if you dance to release the part of you
That keeps telling you to be free
Let it take you there...

Let the beat, let the beat be your lover
Free your mind, let the beat take you over
A groove premonition your feet can't ignore

Let's go bang... I wanna go bang
Let's go bang... I wanna go bang
Let's go bang... I wanna go bang
I wanna...

Oh in the air tonight
There's breathing in the wind
Oh in the air tonight
The beat is; it's going on
It's going on, it goes
Let the beat, let the beat be your lover
Free your mind, let the beat take you over
A groove preminition your feet can't ignore

Let's go bang... I wanna go bang
Let's go bang... I wanna go bang
Let's go bang... I wanna go bang
I wanna...





I LOVE THE MORON
red rocket
Secret Sex Chat
posted on 04-25-2002 @ 10:50 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01



NONE ON US

NEVER FORGET
QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 04-25-2002 @ 9:55 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
AllFrumThaI
Get Yo Bang On

-----on da phone-----
Yeah ?
Aight, nigga! [???] just came on the block
and try to smash on all the homies,nigga.
Who, who, nigga, what happened?
Ey, nigga, get your shit!
What happened, dog?
Get your shit!
What?
Just meet me on the block.
I'm on my way!

Chorus:
I don't know about you, but all I wanna do is get my bang on
Stay strapped wit my sack
While niggas watch my back
Well, nigga, get your bang on


(Verse 1 -Squeak Ru )
Mack, I hear some niggas got a problem wit the [woosh ?]
I see the niggas got they straps and they ready in the hood
So I'm loadin up my weapons, steppin
Callin up the crew cuz ass whoopin we ain't acceptin
And I ain't lettin shit go
Niggas got to back up, bow down or get wet up wit ammo
Muthafuckers got to pay
or [?????] in the night cuz I don't play

(Verse 2 -Mack 10)
At night I can't sleep, I'm tossin and turnin
So I stay full of 'yak and smoke sermon
Got a [???] to my name and though the hood's gettin bigger
I'm paranoid and sleepin wit my finger on the trigger
And now my bitches stressin that I'm livin [brome ?]
Cuz I'm fresh out the pen and get my serve on
It's all about murder where me and Squeak from
So fuck the enemies and we dumpin when we see some, so



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I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do
Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 04-26-2002 @ 1:37 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Look at Jackie quoting Jennifer Love Hewitt. Do you have that CD in yoiur car too ????


Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!!
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 04-30-2002 @ 12:52 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
she has everything in her car



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 04-30-2002 @ 4:08 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Does she Bang in it?





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
crack hitler
If you want an honest opinion about your breasts, just ask me.
Unofficail Ambassador of WOW
posted on 04-30-2002 @ 7:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Does she Bang in it?


yes, yes she does. :-D


I love the Amy



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