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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 04-27-2002 @ 11:23 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Needle dick.





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 04-27-2002 @ 11:26 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
yeah, so?

WHAT?


AIM- Arpikarhu

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 04-27-2002 @ 11:27 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Are you available tonight?





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 04-27-2002 @ 11:28 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
sshhhhhh! you know who might hear and get upset.

WHAT?


AIM- Arpikarhu

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 04-27-2002 @ 11:28 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I need a smaller dick in my life.

Ants hurts.






Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 04-27-2002 @ 2:15 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Ummm... what's going on here, boys???



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 04-27-2002 @ 2:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
pot, meet kettle.kettle, this is whiskey di...i mean pot






My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!



this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 04-27-2002 @ 4:58 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
HAHAHAHA...FBD entered the Official Gay Chat!

Fag!

No pussy allowed!





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 04-27-2002 @ 5:14 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
I wonder which closet homo mod thinks two men sharing their most intimate of fantasies together is responsible for the "awful" status. Free yourself. Be who you are. Fly like a bird. Liberate yourself. Suck on a dick!





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 04-27-2002 @ 6:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Ummm... what's going on here, boys???



i think he's cheating on you



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 04-27-2002 @ 7:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

i think he's cheating on you


Ants started it. He's been chasing Sub around like a pussy whipped bitch for weeks now.

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.




Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 04-27-2002 @ 11:36 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Ants started it. He's been chasing Sub around like a pussy whipped bitch for weeks now.

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.




That's my baby.

Errr...I mean, GET OUT! I wanna fuck some man ass!





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 04-28-2002 @ 1:52 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
eek!!

WHAT?


AIM- Arpikarhu

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 04-28-2002 @ 1:33 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Oh won't you be, my teddy bear.
Put a chain around my neck and lead me anywhere.







Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 04-28-2002 @ 7:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
As the first person who actually has a penis to reply to this thread let me say...... well, I really have nothing to say, so carry on.



I LOVE the Punkdiggity! She is the shiznit demmit!
AIM


silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 04-28-2002 @ 7:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Yo if I need it in the morning or the middle of the night
I ain't 2 proud 2 beg (no)
If the lovin' is strong then he got it goin' on and
I ain't 2 proud 2 beg (no)
2 inches or a yard rock hard or if it's saggin'
I ain't 2 proud 2 beg (no)
So it ain't like I'm braggin' just join the paddywagon cause
I ain't 2 proud 2 beg, I ain't 2 proud 2 beg


(Hey...it's topical!!!11)



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 04-28-2002 @ 7:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Alkey should be familiar with this one: :-p

Red Light Special
TLC

take a good look at it
look at it now
might be the last time you'll
have a go round
i'll let you touch it if you'd
like to go down
i'll let you go further
if you take the southern route
don't go to fast
don't go to slow
you've got to let you're body flow
i like 'em attentive
and i like 'em in control

chorus
baby it's yours
all yours
if you want it tonight
i'll give you the red light special
all through the night
baby it's yours
all yours
if you want it tonight
just come through my door
take off my clothes
and turn on the red light

i know that you want me i can
see it in your eyes
you might as well be honest 'cause the
body never lies
tell me your secrets and i'll
i'll tell you mine
i'm feelin' quite sexy
and i want you for tonight
if i move too fast just let me know
'cause it means you move too slow
i like some excitement
and i like a man that goes

chorus

if you want me
let me know it
i'll make time but
you've got to show it
if you need me
i want to see it
but don't mistake me
i don't want you down on your knees
i need someone a real man
i need someone who understands
i'm a real woman
i know just what i want
i know just who i am

chorus




"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...


This message was edited by The Brain on 4-28-02 @ 7:29 PM
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 04-28-2002 @ 7:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
I Wanna Sex You Up
Color Me Badd


Come inside take off your coat I'll make you feel at home
Now let's pour a glass of wine cuz now we're all alone
I've been waiting for you girl just let me hold you close to me
Cuz I've been dying for you girl to make love to me

Girl you make me feel real good
We can do it til we both wake up
Girl you know I'm hooked on you
And this is what I'll do

I wanna sex you
All night
You make me feel good
I wanna rub you down
I wanna sex you up

Let me take off all your clothes
Disconnect the phone so nobody knows
Let me light a candle
So we can make it better
Makin love until we drown

Girl you know it feels real good
We can do it til we both wake up
Girl you know I'm hooked on you
And this is what I'll do

I wanna sex you up
Makin' love until we drown
I wanna sex you up

All I wanna do is
I wanna sex you up
All night
Girl you make me feel good
I wanna rub you down
I wanna sex you up

Make sweet lovin all night long
I wanna sex you up
Feels so right it can't be wrong
Don't be shy girl rescue me
I wanna sex you up
Open up your heart and I'll set you free





}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 04-29-2002 @ 12:29 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
This is not a music thread!

It is a gay chat!

Now be gay!

Now!

Go!

Suck on something!





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 12:39 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

This is not a music thread!

It is a gay chat!

Now be gay!


Backstreet Boys
Culture Club
Boy George
Elton John
George Michael
Michael Jackson
Wham
The Village People
Queen
Disco
Country

Is that gay enough?


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 18 and 7
F-ing Yankees, I Hate Them
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 12:55 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
what up?

WHAT?


AIM- Arpikarhu

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 1:35 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
BIV, so close, but you left out ABBA.

Arpi, I knew you were a fag.

Welcome aboard.





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 2:11 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

This is not a music thread!

It is a gay chat!

Now be gay!

Now!

Go!

Suck on something!




but you told me to keep my hands off



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 2:15 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Dru, you could suck on silera, though that's not technically the same.


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 18 and 7
F-ing Yankees, I Hate Them
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 2:20 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
nope, alkey told me to leave the one they call silera alone. i have to listen.



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself


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