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Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 10:48 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I am bored and need a new status. What should it be?


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Over The Limit
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 10:50 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
I'd love to help,
but only if mine improves.

Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 11:05 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
"I make love to my cell phone"




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





Pete has no mule ears
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 12:14 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
how about these :
- slapnut pole licker
- dumbshit turd eater
- biceps? we don't need no stinkin biceps....
- I make men cry


As I look out my window watching the tornadoes and hurricanes pass,
and rain falls from the top of skyscrapers,
I warm food in my microwave as it
ZAPS the tomatoes warm
The tomatoes are effable, wouldn't you say?

gpasadeek
skitchr4u
If I am logged in as Skitch, that means my split personality won today.
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 12:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
isn't this a board no-no

The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 12:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
If you can somehow get this into your status:



I think it would do nicely.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 1:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

isn't this a board no-no

So should my status be “I abuse my mod powers?”
quote:

biceps? we don't need no stinkin biceps....

That was a good one frumpy. Make sure you call Froy out no matter what.


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Over The Limit
mikehern
JBA gave a cool status to mikehern
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 1:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 02
how about this: "the mod who gave a cool status to mikehern"





Montani Semper Liberi

Lord Slug
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 2:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
"I think window lickers are funny to look at"

How about that for a status. Even though you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition. :-D

"Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb"
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 2:46 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
"People are amazed that my name bounces from side to side."






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!

Lord Slug
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 2:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02

mulletard: a "special" person blessed with a mullet.
You never know what to expect from these gentle creatures.
yeah, i already know i'm going to hell. if you're laughing right now, you're going with me.


"Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb"
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 2:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
CHEESE CURES ATHLETES FOOT ON SILLY MONKEYS



Here in this collapsed lung of a borough
There is no sunlight
The sunlight is manufactured in a windowless room
Distant and incoherent
Businessmen hang themselves

-PARIS IN FLAMES


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
mikehern
JBA gave a cool status to mikehern
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 2:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 02
"Honors requests in unusual ways"





Montani Semper Liberi

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 3:01 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
I MAILED MY TOENAILS TO THE PIANIST BUT HE NEVER CHANGED THE OIL IN MY LAWNMOWER.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 3:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
How about, I should have picked GW first.

Quote of the Dayssssss - "Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol" - Somebody


HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 3:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
NASCAR BURNS LEGOS TO FUEL THE GOLDEN GIRLS



Here in this collapsed lung of a borough
There is no sunlight
The sunlight is manufactured in a windowless room
Distant and incoherent
Businessmen hang themselves

-PARIS IN FLAMES


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
Lord Slug
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 3:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Greasin’ up midgets is fun until your parents walk in the room

"Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb"
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 3:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
after reviewing some of JBA's recent posts, i have come up with these:

TALONS GIVE ME WET DREAMS

IF YOU HAVE A TALON I'LL GIVE YOU A HUMMER



Here in this collapsed lung of a borough
There is no sunlight
The sunlight is manufactured in a windowless room
Distant and incoherent
Businessmen hang themselves

-PARIS IN FLAMES


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 9:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
"my cell phone says joey big arms"



:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

LETS GO METS, 2002!!
Lord Slug
posted on 06-11-2002 @ 2:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Any luck on that? 'Still Pending' just doesn't work.


Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 06-11-2002 @ 2:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Any luck on that? 'Still Pending' just doesn't work.

I am hoping the softball game will inspire me.


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Over The Limit
mikehern
JBA gave a cool status to mikehern
posted on 06-11-2002 @ 2:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 02
quote:

Any luck on that? 'Still Pending' just doesn't work.



I disagree. I think it is very cool. It reminds me of other things like still life and still birth. :-D





Montani Semper Liberi

Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS
posted on 06-11-2002 @ 2:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
It reminds me of this time I ate a slice of pizza, and then went over to a 60 year-old man's house, and made him fuck me in the ass in front of his kids.




I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee ObJectives:
1. 74 Wins, 4th place in NL East for Mets this Year 2. Hate Mo Vaughn & Jeromy Burnitz with a passion
3. All 5 Starters finish Dead last in run support this year 4. Mets win 5 games in June

Jinny
posted on 06-11-2002 @ 3:22 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
Give me a little inspiration, Joey, and I'll cum up with something......... ;)

Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 06-11-2002 @ 4:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Give me a little inspiration, Joey, and I'll cum up with something.........

:-D :-D


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Over The Limit


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