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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Spitfire! Time for you to pay your dues sweetcheeks.
Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.
posted on 02-26-2001 @ 8:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Uh, Raven you have it all wrong, I suck NO ass. You may believe you have it correct.



P Licking Ass F'er-Newest Member Of My Crime Family

EVERYTHING ENDS BADLY, OTHERWISE IT WOULDN'T END.







E-Mail Me
faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 02-27-2001 @ 12:27 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
to me, the biggest insult here would be raven calling kingpin fb, those are truly fighting words :):P



My adopted teen foreign exchange student:GrkqtOandAfan

I am the game
and i make the rules
so move on out
or you can die like a fool
try to figure out what my moves gonna be
come on over son, why dont you ask me
don't you forget there's a price you can pay
cause i am the game and i want to play
Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 7:42 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Faceman-Those words mean nothing to me, I never knew FB and what I don't care about cannot harm me. Nice try to get us to go at it.:)



P Licking Ass F'er-Newest Member Of My Crime Family

EVERYTHING ENDS BADLY, OTHERWISE IT WOULDN'T END.







E-Mail Me
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 9:02 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

I have better things to do than play on a message board all day


Hmmmm..... Let's see. What could those be?

- Watch Jerry Springer
- Go down to the store for cheese puffs and beer
- Watch more Jerry Springer (from past tapes)
- Call your mom to see if she'll lance that boil on your forehead for you
- Watch Jerry Springer WITH your mom
- Try unsuccessfully to figure out why men won't come near you (psssst...hint: it's the smell )
- Watch Jerry Springer yet again
- Write a letter to your MAN (Bubba) at Rahway State Prison and ask him to send more money for tapes

Yep, that's about it. A day in the life of a White Trailer Trash Pri... I mean White Trash Princess.....


Proud staller of Gary Coleman
Have you seen the dash button?

spitfire421
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 9:53 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00

OK, so here I am for another day and what do I see? A little bitch who still can't keep his mouth shut...

I thought I saw you and your step-mother on Springer the other day, I 'm sure it was you! It was that show where you found out your lover was actually a man and he/she dumped you for that Judy Garland impersonator...yeah, that was definitely you! So congrats, at least you won't only be known in life as the person who called the O&A show for 2 minutes!

Let's take a look at what Take-a-Dumpy would do if he wasn't on this mb...
-wakes up...scratches his balls for about an hour, wondering why a woman hasn't touched them in eons-- did YOU get that thing looked at yet?
-puts on deodorant, cologne (his "shower") combs over his already balding hair, scratches his balls for another hour, as he thinks to himself "I am such a good-looking guy, why do women laugh when they look at me?" (here, I'll give you a hint Frumpy...midget=funny, bald midget=more funny
-decides he can't live without the mb (since most people won't be seen with him in public), signs on
-sees Vanderbeek=instant attraction(that was what was wrong with him! and why Dump had such a strange fascination w/ penises)..."Vanderbeek can you toss my salad?"



Let's see if I'm hearing this right
Is it just I should take
And never endings are glad
To carry out the dead
Your idols burn in the fire
The mob comes crawling out (take us down and out)
I'm reclaiming their minds
Destroying everyone

There's no one here
And people everywhere, you're all alone
SNAKEBITE
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 10:50 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Damn!! This woman is good.

Just here for the tequila and the pay checks
spitfire421
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 10:55 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Hey, Snakebite, just wait til I kick your ass in the first game in sandbox baseball!!! ;)


Let's see if I'm hearing this right
Is it just I should take
And never endings are glad
To carry out the dead
Your idols burn in the fire
The mob comes crawling out (take us down and out)
I'm reclaiming their minds
Destroying everyone

There's no one here
And people everywhere, you're all alone
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 11:29 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
Very nice Shitfyre. you're a quick learner. But I should expect that from someone who learned that Semen has protein and now considers it dinner. Too bad it takes you so long and ya gotta go thru 25 guys to settle your appetite every night.

Speaking of blowjobs, your mom called from the whorehouse. She said there's an opening for a anerexic girl who can suck a golf ball through a 50 foot garden hose. She wanted to know if you want your old job back.


Proud staller of Gary Coleman
Have you seen the dash button?

spitfire421
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 12:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Sorry it took me so long to reply Bumpy, but I've been busy at work (insert joke here)lol

Wow, you found my mother!!!! That's an accomplishment cuz I've never met her before either, but I did hear that she was a whore, thanks, maybe you can introduce her to me next time...I bet she and your father would get along really well now that your mother doesn't give it up anymore because of the disease you gave her.

Thanks for the job offer, but from what I've heard you are so much better at giving head than me (you know, Buttmunch has a favor to ask you...), so I'll let you take it so you won't have to live in the back of your station wagon any more. It's too bad, too, because I can definitely fulfill the job requirements (I can even easily drink a Frostie thru a straw)



Let's see if I'm hearing this right
Is it just I should take
And never endings are glad
To carry out the dead
Your idols burn in the fire
The mob comes crawling out (take us down and out)
I'm reclaiming their minds
Destroying everyone

There's no one here
And people everywhere, you're all alone
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 12:52 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
You know K, there's only one thing I can say as a reply to you:
I Love You Sis.

You've made me proud. You went head to head, toe to toe and didn't wince once. I am so proud. It seriously looks like you don't need me anymore. My little sis has grown up.

::Stands up and applauds:: Bravo, Bravo.


======================================
Now, for the tools that thought this was real, it wasn't. For the tools that think, I'm conceding, I'm not. If I go further than this, I'll enter a zone that will whined up making this real. I don't want that to happen. If you can't handle it? fuck you. open an FC and I'll show you what I mean.

=================================

This bring Spitfire's training session to an end. I hope we've amused all of you. Now get the fuck out, the show over. Nothing to see. Move along.



Proud staller of Gary Coleman
Have you seen the dash button?

spitfire421
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 1:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Thanks, Sweetie, I've been LMMFAO ROFL since yesterday...thanks for amusing me and curing a boring day at work, and thanks everyone else for adding their 2 cents...



See, the girls can hang in here too!


Let's see if I'm hearing this right
Is it just I should take
And never endings are glad
To carry out the dead
Your idols burn in the fire
The mob comes crawling out (take us down and out)
I'm reclaiming their minds
Destroying everyone

There's no one here
And people everywhere, you're all alone
Metalfan
posted on 03-01-2001 @ 11:55 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Amen Raven.....the only thing that sucks more than King on Spit's ass is Grump's mom when her teeth are in the jar for the night...LOL

E-Mail Me



"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 03-01-2001 @ 12:20 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
oh that ones gonna leave a mark, and grumpy her training was done a long time before you decided to school her. i think she could kick your ass in a fight big time. just by sheer physical stature alone :P bravo spit and im not kissing ass here, im repaying some napster favors she gave me :)



My adopted teen foreign exchange student:GrkqtOandAfan

I am the game
and i make the rules
so move on out
or you can die like a fool
try to figure out what my moves gonna be
come on over son, why dont you ask me
don't you forget there's a price you can pay
cause i am the game and i want to play
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 03-01-2001 @ 1:37 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
figures it would be you two retards to revive this thread. Damn! can't ya just let it die.

Metal : [buttmunch voice]Do me a favor?[/butt voice]

Face : That was a SHORT joke wasn't it? Oh dats funny.
::takes his shield and cracks it over his head::
Now that's more funnier.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


Proud staller of Gary Coleman
Have you seen the dash button?

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 03-01-2001 @ 3:36 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
dont make me step on you little man, and id take that shield and shove it up your ass but its probably bigger than you and wouldnt fit ya short fuck ya :)



My adopted teen foreign exchange student:GrkqtOandAfan

I am the game
and i make the rules
so move on out
or you can die like a fool
try to figure out what my moves gonna be
come on over son, why dont you ask me
don't you forget there's a price you can pay
cause i am the game and i want to play


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