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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Why are women such scumbags?
o&aswallow
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
You want to act like a clown? Bend over asshole and take it like one. Oh and sorry, no vaseline for you.



o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Raven
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:40 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Pimple-dady -- welcome and with posts like this I can't understand why in real life you are not a player -- one word of advise here --- DON'T BECOME A BOARD STALKER!!! -- quickest way to be gone here --- now in your next post BE MORE FUNNY !!!



MY adopted Newbie is :no one -- now looking to form a "Flock"
You Tried To Live And God Said NO
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
{jimmy snuka voice} Ouch!{jimmy snuka voice/}





Half assing it.
Pimp_Daddy
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:44 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
what the hell is Caca Smooches ??

John Smith
Pimp_Daddy
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:48 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
Screw off Raven!

John Smith
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Douche Daddy,

1) Magazine pictures can't talk. That's why your girl hasn't given it to you.
2) No girl will ever give it up to you.
3) Don't mess with Texas, I mean Spitfire.

I'd tell you to go fuck yourself, but I think you do enough of that, you tool.

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Hey Pimp, I misplaced my MENSA card, can I borrow yours?

spitfire421
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Screw off Raven!


LMMFAO, that's a good one...BUH-BYE now :) Don't let the door knob rape you in the ass on your way out


I stand alone on the cliffs of the world,
no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet)
Pimp_Daddy
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:52 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
Spitfire is a dirty little tramp! Tell her to go back to her hole.

John Smith
Filzy
Stand up straight
Stomach in
Shoulders back
SOUND OFF!!!
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Here's a tip between a Whore, a slut and a bitch, Pimp daddy.

A Whore does it for money,
A Slut will do anyone,
A Bitch will do anyone, but you.

3 weeks is too soon.


If you don't have regrets, you haven't accomplished anything.
-Josh Silver, Type O Negative
My Adoptee: The Mrs.




DreamWeaver
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Pimp, who the fuck are you to talk shit?? You best keep your mouth shit..Oh but looks like its too late...Later asshole!


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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spitfire421
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
You know, I would think of another clever retort to shoot you down (wow, that's never happened to you before LOL) but you're just such a pathetic waste of space that it's more fun just to sit here and watch you commit board suicide with your lame comments...

Have fun :)


I stand alone on the cliffs of the world,
no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet)
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
DW....I think he would like the door knob.







Half assing it.
Pimp_Daddy
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:57 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
Night Night this! I have many many screen names, , Ill be BACK!! anyway. Ha Ha Ha Ha

John Smith
Raven
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:58 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Pipmle --dick boy -- you have no idea what you just did to yourself -- nighty night --- move'n to fight club in 5
4
3
2
......



MY adopted Newbie is :no one -- now looking to form a "Flock"
You Tried To Live And God Said NO
Shoring
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
silly silly stupid boy

Pimp_Daddy
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 4:01 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
Blow me!

John Smith
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 4:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Can't get it from girls, so now he's propositioning men...it's like Oz, only sadder

Pimp_Daddy
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 4:04 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
Ban this you FAGET, I Cant be banned, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

John Smith
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 4:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
So it looks like you have the top two FC threads dedicated to you.( I hope I'm right)...Congrats fuckjob, I hope you like a size 13 boot in yer ass.....but that would probably be kids play for you.

And if it aint you Caca my bad...I guess it means it's just another asshole on the board.





Half assing it.


This message was edited by Drunken GW on 5-8-01 @ 4:18 PM
CacaSmooches
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 4:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Talk about the quick and the dead...

"Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department- I hope I don't find a summons in my mailbox today...

Raven
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 4:19 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Time will tell about you and all the other names you have --- i will win in the end !!! bet the house on this !!!!



MY adopted Newbie is :no one -- now looking to form a "Flock"
You Tried To Live And God Said NO
CacaSmooches
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 4:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
NP GW... Although I never thought there would be someone else that was disliked as me... At least my post count will be higer than his was when I get banned...

"Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department- I hope I don't find a summons in my mailbox today...

Cap'n Fudge
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 4:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I love the smell of a fresh slaughter!

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

Kim
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 5:39 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Hmmmm...he has to be an "oops" baby! I think this is a cry for attention. His parents must ignore him and he suffers from low self esteem. I wouldn't be surprised if he isn't selling himself to old men in a couple of years to fill the void in his life.

I bet this girl he is talking about is a blow up doll...or maybe he's talking about his mother's hoover...

But what do I know...I'm just a bitch too...lol




This message was edited by Kim on 5-8-01 @ 5:45 PM


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