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Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?		posted on 04-20-2002 @ 7:38 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
Some of you know i have a random sig picture. I got the code from somewhere and i'll show you how to.

First off. Copy the below code in and create a php file in notepad. REPLACE the http://yoursite.com url with the directory of the sig pics you have. Please make sure that you create a directory on your sever with ONLYsig pics and direct it to it. Save the file as sig.php. When uploading it get rid of the .txt extenstion and upload it to the same directory as the sigs.



quote:
mt_srand((double)microtime()*1000000);
$imgs=explode("\n",`ls *.*g*`);
header("location: http://yoursite.com/randImgs/".$imgs[mt_rand(0,sizeof($imgs)-2)]);
?>



Now instead of "sigpic.jpg" in your profile replace it with the path to "sig.php". You now have a random sig. Place an unlimited number there.




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Buttmunch
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Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 04-20-2002 @ 8:58 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Lent, your tutorial presupposes that people, like myself, have any idea what a "php" file is.

Also, your code is missing some things, like an initial "<".

Thanks for the help, but I don't get it.




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





TMS
Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?		posted on 04-20-2002 @ 9:04 PM      
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sorry. too drunk to realize my errors :-D



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rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.		posted on 04-20-2002 @ 9:36 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Well can anyone show us the proper way with the < or [ so I can make one myself??




2002 Crack Committee Objectives:


1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year


2. Hate the Braves with a passion


3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year


4. Mets win World Series!!!

Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 04-20-2002 @ 10:14 PM      
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You suck at teh tutoring.

I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

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You collect the sand on our souls…

You can make it okay...

if you pave your own way…

Bear down and reach the higher ground…

Your momentum has swayed…

From all the shit in the world today…

Climb aboard, strap yourself in…

And wait for the ride of life to begin...


Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 04-20-2002 @ 10:25 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
Way to go tenbats jr.



And now I feel like I'm alive
I don't know how I got so low
These voices in my mind
Tell my it's killing time
It is a thrill I can't describe

SLASH
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STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 04-20-2002 @ 11:05 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
Facey posted:

Way to go tenbats jr.


I BOW TO TEH FACEMAN.

I was about to make the tenbats circa fall/winter 2000 and he beat me to it.

You are the man for remembering that!11!



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



FoundryMusicJJ
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division		posted on 04-20-2002 @ 11:12 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:
First off. Copy the below code in and create a php file in notepad. REPLACE the http://yoursite.com url with the directory of the sig pics you have. Please make sure that you create a directory on your sever with ONLYsig pics and direct it to it. Save the file as sig.php. When uploading it get rid of the .txt extenstion and upload it to the same directory as the sigs.


Can someone tell me what he just said?


Wealth is too precious to be entrusted to the rich.

BIG THANX TO AUSTIN FOR THE SIGPIC
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 04-20-2002 @ 11:17 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Look at how cute face and Slash are at feeding off my energy.

You go boyz!!!111




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





TMS
rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.		posted on 04-21-2002 @ 12:28 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
You all suck at tutoring! :-P Someone answer my question...




2002 Crack Committee Objectives:


1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year


2. Hate the Braves with a passion


3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year


4. Mets win World Series!!!

Lawdy
posted on 04-21-2002 @ 4:57 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 02

LAWDY! :) :-D :) :-D

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Sblueman
Don't blame me... it's alt.fan.don-n-mike's fault!
if my encode craps out my fist option is av8er		posted on 04-21-2002 @ 5:33 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
::stares at this thread like a deer in headlights, scratches his head and walks out::


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BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.		posted on 04-21-2002 @ 5:39 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
I hate this place,
nothing works here,
the medication doesn't work,
I've been here for seven years......


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 14 and 4.
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 04-21-2002 @ 6:04 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Black Lent, dude, rereading this?

This was funny.

You do suck at teh tutoring. lol




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





TMS
Sblueman
Don't blame me... it's alt.fan.don-n-mike's fault!
if my encode craps out my fist option is av8er		posted on 04-21-2002 @ 3:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
well he was Black Earl for a day. Did we expect it to make sense?


Opie & Anthony & Ron & Fez Live! O&A Replay all night!

Click here for the Sblueman Radio schedule:Sblueman Radio Schedule

Tecmo Super Bowl 2001: Click here to visit my Site!
Questions? Comments? Death Threats? E-Mail Me

MORE FEEDS ARE MORE GOODER!
QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team		posted on 04-21-2002 @ 3:47 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01


doesnt work
Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?		posted on 04-21-2002 @ 5:01 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
sue me! i'll make more sense when i'm sober.



Email
- AIM:lentnycGO TO LENTSITE.COM MOTHERBITCHES!!!

Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 04-21-2002 @ 5:26 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:
Lent Posted on: 4-20-02 @ 9:04 PM
sorry. too drunk to realize my errors

Then...
Lent Posted on: 4-21-02 @ 5:01 PM
sue me! i'll make more sense when i'm sober.



You do know that you actually have to STOP drinking to be sober...right?

I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry?
AIM | E-mail

Scenes are changing…

You collect the sand on our souls…

You can make it okay...

if you pave your own way…

Bear down and reach the higher ground…

Your momentum has swayed…

From all the shit in the world today…

Climb aboard, strap yourself in…

And wait for the ride of life to begin...


SeeYouNextTuesday
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit		posted on 04-21-2002 @ 6:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Hey, fag, use Perl, its better. But lemme try to help. OK, PHP is a scripting language,... very useful in creating dynamic content online. It procudes the code for the page as its running, but thats neither here nor there. You just open up notepad, put that text in there, and save it. then upload this text file to the same place you put your pictures (and that directory should only have pics). Once its there (if on yahoo, use "Edit", or you can just create a new text document straight in the yahoo groups file section), change the name to something.php instead of something.jpg. Now, in your signature, change the address of your pic that youre using from "buttsex.jpg" to "random.php" for example. Make sure its in the SAME DIRECTORY!

Now, to improve the code... if you only have pics in that directory, you can use
quote:
mt_srand((double)microtime()*1000000);
$imgs=explode("\n",`ls`);
header("location: http://yoursite.com/randImgs/".$imgs[mt_rand(0,sizeof($imgs)-2)]);
?>
However, feel free to use lents version if you just HAVE to keep other shit in the same directory.




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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 04-21-2002 @ 8:02 PM      
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I now have a headache after reading this


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

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Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 04-21-2002 @ 8:08 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
You people are geeks.

I know better than to try to speak geek.




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





TMS
rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.		posted on 04-21-2002 @ 10:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
You just open up notepad, put that text in there


Is the Text that you put in Notepad that shit Lent wrote down?




2002 Crack Committee Objectives:


1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year


2. Hate the Braves with a passion


3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year


4. Mets win World Series!!!

goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 04-21-2002 @ 11:34 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
The funny thing is, I was just asking around about how to do this. I think I'll just change it manually, too much code and too much techno-babble here.


The line between fantasy and reality is the same as that between sanity and insanity...which side of the line are you on?


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna chat and be bestest of friends.

Sorry, you are not an instant winner. Please try again.




This message was edited by goatweed on 4-22-02 @ 7:56 PM
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.		posted on 04-21-2002 @ 11:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Okay this is how it works:

1.You take that one thing and stick it in one of these < and then add that other thing from the whatsit that you used before.

2.Turn the whosit 90 degrees and couple that with the one thing from step 1.

3.Now, take the whodiddy from that one thing in step 1 and the whosit from step 2 and combine it with that other thing that you talked about a while ago...don't forget the "quotes"!

4.Ya know that thing from last week? That is used next but don't forget the whatchamacalit, that is very important.

5.Now stick all of this on a notepad next to your mom and your done!

Wasn't that easy?




Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 15 and 4.
rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.		posted on 04-22-2002 @ 6:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
I think I'll just stick with my current sig... :confused:




2002 Crack Committee Objectives:


1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year


2. Hate the Braves with a passion


3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year


4. Mets win World Series!!!



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