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Cluster F
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 6:21 PM      
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Did anyone hear about Jennifer Capriati...she is in the french open semis for the first time since 1990. Good for her.

I still think she is one hot piece of ass...shes no kornikova, but she is hot nonetheless.

Yea i be taking that zoloff, but thaz jus keepin me from killin y'all
Francine Banger
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 6:27 PM      
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Just think how good she could have been if she wasnt a druggie.

The Darryl Strawberry of Tennis.

Cluster F
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 6:31 PM      
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Amen to that, i feel bad for her...at least she is through with drugs now

Yea i be taking that zoloff, but thaz jus keepin me from killin y'all
Tequila
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posted on 06-05-2001 @ 7:05 PM      
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mother shucker
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 5:17 PM      
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Yeah, I could go for watching Jennifer and Anna 69'ing on the clay courts in France. What????, I thought we were just having fun.

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker!
Francine Banger
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 10:31 PM      
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id rather see them doing it on the HARD courts

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posted on 06-06-2001 @ 10:37 PM      
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What about grass courts

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Cluster F
posted on 06-09-2001 @ 4:02 PM      
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Congradulations go out to Jennifer Capriati, she won the title in the longest 3rd set in a long time. She deserves it.

Yea i be taking that zoloff, but thaz jus keepin me from killin y'all.

I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum. :)
mother shucker
posted on 06-09-2001 @ 5:03 PM      
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Yeah, congrats Jenni, now take your fucking top off. {rusty whips it out an seys} what are we going to do about this??????

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker!
Fez
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posted on 06-09-2001 @ 5:28 PM      
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Ahhhh! This thread must be cleaned!



Ahhhh, much better
mother shucker
posted on 06-09-2001 @ 11:18 PM      
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MY GOD!!!!!!! Someone get a towel so I can clean my monitor!

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker!
F the S out of her A
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 12:13 PM      
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Capriati is a female Agassi, minus the charisma-first. Kornikova is eye-candy, that's all...

Jennifer is doing what Agassi did - finally living up to her potential before it's too late.

I would love to see Amelie Mauresmo (sp) seduce Kornikova in the locker room - a real, steamy scene with the athletic bull-dyke with long hair throwing the hot blonde against the wall and going down, down, down... well, enough of that.

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drkn2forget
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 12:42 PM      
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I think i would like to see Anna and this little vixen Jelena Dokic go at it..

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