yo mommas so dumb it takes her 3 hours to make minute rice.
Yo mamas so cheap she stole a free sample
yo mama's so fat, when she jumps up, she gets stuck in the air.
Yo momma is so skinny the bitch could hang glide with a dorito.
yo mommas so ugly, even phyliss dyler looks at her goes "daaaaayyyiiimmmmm".
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow she could butter a whole loaf of bread wit dem bitches.
Quote:Originally posted by Rooner
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow she could butter a whole loaf of bread wit dem bitches.
excuse me while i *puke*:barf::barf:
ya mommas so fat, i need a 5 lbs bag of flour to fuck her. I toss the shit all over her and aim for the wetspot.
Quote:Originally posted by tinymike
ya mommas so fat, i need a 5 lbs bag of flour to fuck her. I toss the shit all over her and aim for the wetspot.
Mike, you fucked that all up, its supposed to be,
Yo mommas so fat, to fuck her I gotta roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
Your delivery sucked.
Delivery is EVERYTHING in snaps.
rooner - ya mutha's so fuckin stupid, she gave birth to you.
(how's that for delivery?)