Quote:Originally posted by Flock of Moosen
Christ, they sure didn't waste any time making this one into a movie. 
Saving Jessica Lynch
I can't wait for the porno version comes out "Shaving Jessica Lynch"
It's the Jessica Lynch story from the Iraqi perspective...which means another movie will be made when Lynch needs money and sells her rights.
Has the post war death count topped the Gulf War 2 death count yet?
she makes a wrong turn, she gets caught, she catches a beating. She gets kept in a hospital for two weeks. What about the rest of her company?? Oh wait I know, just cause she's a cute white girl she gets all the press. Come and see the racism inherent in the system, help help they're being repressed!!!
Amy Fisher plan to make a million:
"Oh yeah, Step 5, you got to be white!"
Well, if she was fat, male, or ugly, no one would care. Is it the media's problem that all of the cute black girls marry professional basketball players instead of trying to earn a living?